Day flani tukiwa chuo beste yangu amekam amenipata nje ya dinning hall nmetulia alafu akanisho hivi.
Yeye: niaje bro c unitolee form
Mimi:Ingia halo ndani ya dinning hall kuna form nyingi had zmepanguzwa utoe moja
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Ma sister, imagine walking in heaven and all the kids you aborted be like:
“Jesu nangu lo”
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List of names to avoid this festive season
Ukiskia umeitwa ivi usiitike na usijaribu kusmile, ni mtegoo
1. Mkubwa
2. Tajiri yangu
3. Mzito
4. Mtu wangu
5. Chief
6. Chairman
7. Boss yangu
8. Babe
9. Sweet heart
10. Heheheee my lost Fren.
11. Boss.
12. Muuuuutunguyaz.
13. Buuuuda.
14. Niaje mzeiya.
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Tusikizane vizuri,,, haikua kupenda kwangu kuishi Kwa nyumba ya mabati, ukikuja kwangu sio lazima ubishe mabati,🙄🙄🙄🙄😏😏😏 bisha Tu mlango ntakuskia nanii
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*After KCPE Results*
*Dad:* how’s the results
*Son:* INEOS daddy
*Dad:* whats that ??
*Son:* 159
*Dad:* whaaat??
*Son:* Kipchoge
*Dad:* You mean?
*Son:* No human is limited.
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MSHINDI kwa damu ya Yesu.kila Aaminiye na kubatizwa ameokoka.
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.- Mahatma Gandhi @wazimu mkuu
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Mungu yu mwema kwangu sijui kwako
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Yesu angejua vile wezi wanafanyiwa mtaanj agedhubutu kuja kama mwizi
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Aki wallahi lazima 2021 time watu wacheck before tuingie sisi ,Ile dissapointment nimepata 2020 siwezi dhubutu kuingia nayo 2021😏😏😏
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Kati ya hizi mbili ni gani ya aibu:
1.Kupatwa
Ukijipima viatu za
mgeni.
2.mgeni akipatwa
akiongezea maji ya
ugali. 😂😂
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I hope my book of life ingeandikwa na kalamu ya mate kuna ka place nafaa kuvuta
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Panya watatu walikua wakibishana nani Ni noma zaidi
Panya 1: jamani mimi ni noma Wiki hii nimekula rat rat(sumu ya panya) mara tatu na sijadedi !!!
Panya 2 Wewe unasema nini, mimi nimekula nyama ikiwa
kwa mtego mara 5 nasijawahi dakwa
RAT 3 Mmemaliza? Mie hata sijui mnabishana nini? Mimi hii mimba niliyo nayo ni ya paka !!!
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.Panya WA 1 na 2 wakazimia😆😆😆😆😆
Panya wa 3 huwa hapendi ujinga kabisa
😁😁😁😂😂😂
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Na hats uwe unapenda vipi
Kumenya viungo vya mboga
Lakini huwezi kumenya pilipili
au bamia”
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To our sisters leo want to ask you this question hivi…..
“what would you do if you start arguing with your man and he starts crying”
Sisi tuko hapa to see the comments and kuchangia where we have too
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Kuna mtu huku ndani hananga kazi.. Yeye hushinda kuitisha pics za watu then ako zile za… Wow, nice, cute, sexy. . 😂
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