After having tlof tlof…
Her: babie i love you …and you’re the best guy i ever had in my life😍😍😍
Me; Gcoka ng’kukhaphe sokhuluma ku whatsapp…..
Thats when you will know that you are just in a ‘hit and run league
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RESPECT YOUR PARTNER’S PHONE SO THAT
THE DAYS OF UR RELATIONSHIP WILL BE
INCREASED.
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When you’re pregnant you have to swallow toys so that
the baby doesn’t get bored in the tummy
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The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing
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you just won 50 million💰 and your ex needs R49 million for a kidney transplant.
Which colour are you gonna choose for your Lamborghini??
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My female neighbour has a new boyfriend and
from what I heard last night,
his name is either ‘OMG’, ‘Awwww baby’ or ‘**** me hard’!!
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Not being born into a rich family was my first financial mistake.
Its been downhill since.
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough
to appreciate his cleverness and
just stupid enough to admire it.
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JOKE OF THE DAY
*There are five friends named*
*Somebody*, *nobody,* *mad, stupid and fool*
*Somebody and nobody were fighting*
*Somebody killed nobody*
*Mad quickly called the police*
*Mad: Hello sir*
*Police: can we help you*
*Mad: yes somebody just killed nobody*
*Police: are u stupid!!*
*Mad: no, stupid is in the bathroom bathing*
*Police: are u mad!!!*
*Mad: yes am mad*
*Police: you must be a fool!!!*
*Mad: no, fool is the one reading this message*
😳
😜 😜
😀😀😀 *Am sorry but I was also a victim…. and I can’t be a fool alone*
*Share…. to have more fools*
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Lionel Messi and Christiano Ronaldo ddnt just wake up become the best soccer players⚽⚽
They trained for a long time….
.
So if your galfrnd is gud in bed😁
It is none of ma business
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There’s no such thing called
“Men’s conference”
We are going to our real girlfriends😋
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Dating a girl in secret become serious
when to get her know her parents
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Dead bodies r very happy……
U know why ..
Socho think think…… Fool kahi k…
Kyuki 2nite there is a dance programme
bo michael jackson in graveyard.
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Bofebe is Not A Profession Ladies
Go To Shoprite And Drop Ur Cv They Take
Everyone, even those With Ugly Eyebrows
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A house girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam ask her to give 3 reasons why she need her salary to be increased…
*House girl:I can cook better than u
*Madam:Who told u that?
*House girl:Ur husband told me.
*Madam: OK second reason….!
*House maid:I can iron better than u.
*Madam:Who told u that?
*House girl:Ur husband told me.
*Madam:OK,last reason.
*House girl:I’m also better than u in bed(Madam got furious, grabbed a stick to smash her head)
*Madam:Did my husband say that?
*House girl:No,the driver told me I’m better than u in bed.
*Madam:Shhhh!Lower ur voice please! I will increase ur salary immediately. You’re such a hard working girl.
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Beat An African Black Child And When He Starts Crying , Console Him With Some Sweets And Ask Him Who slapped Him ? 😕😒 He Will Point Another Person 😩😭
That’s How Corruption Started in Africa
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