If you need the nearest and cheapest guesthouse ask married men💍
they always know these things..

Before Corona kills me. I have a confession to make to South Africa.
Bheki Cele was dating Hellen Zille in the 80’s and she cheated on him 7 times while she was drunk.
This is why he hates Alcohol

if alcohol doesn’t make you happy then you’re the problem

Roll on – 48 hours protection
Body lotion – 48 hours protection

That is why I bath once after 2 days

Your sugar daddy is someone else husband, You gave him flowers and he repackaged them and gave it to his wife, His wife did the same thing and gave it to her sugar boy, Her sugar boy is your boyfriend, your boyfriend finally gave it back to you, Now you are holding flowers you bought by yourself saying “this looks familiar” In physics it is called circular motion, In philosophy It is called Karma, In church it is called back to sender, In life it is called what goes around comes around, In chemistry it is called chain reaction, In computer science it is called looping, In psychology it is called familiar spirit…Now can i get likes?

A couple received a letter from their daughter who
went to study modern physics overseas, the letter
read: “My beloved Parents, I miss you so much
and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I
get back you’ll be too old. So enclosed you’ll find a
bottle of potion I have invented. It will make you
young, so when I return you’ll be the same age as
I left you. NOTE: Please take only a drop” So they
opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle
with a red potion. the man looked at the wife and
says: “You go first.” (typical of men!) So the wife
takes a drop thereafter, the husband follows.
Indeed the wife turn five years younger. Years
later the daughter returns home to find her
mother young and pretty, carrying a baby on her
back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter
how the potion worked and made her look young.
The daughter was delighted and asks after her
dad. MOTHER: Your father? Hmm, my child, your
father was so jealous that I was so young and
beautiful so he drank the whole bottle.
DAUGHTER: What? So where is he? MOTHER:
Hahaha, who do you think is the baby on my
back?

Have you ever thought that the Mouse you killed
was thinking that it is part of your family?
Exactly you’re just thinking for yourself
you don’t care about others feelings

Sometimes when i look myself at the mirror
i wanna cry because of my ugliness
but when i look at my little brother i smile

Girls express their feelings with TEARS…
Boys express their feelings with BEER…