Where can i do a DNA test i want to make sure it’s me😐
Im Not someone else

So today I hugged a Xhosa girl immediately I received a bank notification that R125,00 has been deducted from my account

Ladies,if He kisses u on ur
forehead,it doesn’t mean He is
very romantic nee
Ur mouth may be smelling.

Yesterday I got a job at the army should
I start shooting people or is it still early

I don’t know what’s wrong with me
but every time a girl calls me “baby”
I send her airtime 😑

I gave up on English the Day I realized that “manslaughter” is not the sound a Man makes while Laughing..

Do people who still don’t know the difference between ‘exist” and “exit” still exit?

Shout Out To Every Nigga Buying their Girlfriends iPhones & Samsung s8 on their Birthdays So They Can send us High Quality Nudes… We appreciate u

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar £100. Do you want to have a go?”
The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, “Nah, the steaks are too high!”

Assume the govrmnt says, everybody should register their boyfriend/ girlfriend,wife/husbnd before the end of 2017 and you try to register yours and the machine tells you tht, “sorry the person you registered,has been already registered!!!,”What will you do?

I’m taking my girlfriend back to school the only reason she writes Xmas is because she doesn’t know the spelling of Chresms.
Stupid girl !!!

The pain of helping a lady carrying a 25kg meali meal
and she gives you a wrong number