A wife can remind you of what you said
in your previous birth… Beware!!

Remember growing up saying “I want to
be a pilot”.
20 years later the only thing you do related
to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.

If I post a joke and you Lough just know we are in a relationship I can’t be making people girlfriend’s happy here

Not everyone is in a Relationship for Love
Some of you are dating just because your friends are also dating..!

If 1 girlfriend can make you happy. Imagine having 10 girlfriends…

overdose happiness

Big nose says church leaders are also essential front line workers,
this guy must be smoking his own for-skin…

WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL.
Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United
Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that’s a good team…
Wife: is Drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn’t play for any of these teams…
Wife: okay sweeet…is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain…
Wife : okay but they look the same…what’s that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player…
After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United….
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United…!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who
should have scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no…
Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning; red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling…
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play….
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup…
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing, who looks like Mr. Bean?
Husband: [bored] it’s the Arsenal coach ….Arsene Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent’s coach is Manchest Wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]

I Have A Friend Who Always Wear One Outfit When We Going Out….
And He Always Asks Me “How Do I Look?”
Come On Dude , You Look Like Last Week

How I sneeze in front of my crush…
Heee Tsingle,Heee Tsiavailable, Tsingle Tsingle

Two ✌ terrorists having discussion in a bar.
The waiter asks them what the discussion was
about?
Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 10 thousand
people and a donkey 🐺.
Waiter :- Why a donkey?😯
.
Then one terrorist says to the other, “See I told
you nobody will care about the 10 thousand
people

I’ve had a letter from police saying they want to interview me.
Which is strange thing coz I’ve never applied for a job with them💁😣

My fat friend has been crying since our pastor told her that,
the door to heaven is narrow

Dear sis Dolly
I’m married 27 years now.Every time my
wife and I have a misunderstanding she
demands transport money for her 3
brothers who stays in witbank to come
and beat me here in midrand,after they
beat me,i must still give them transport
money back to witbank.
What can I do please,i’m spending a
lot.Cant we just move to witbank to save
costs

When a white woman fly she is seen as
an angel…
But when a black woman fly she Is seen as
a witch.
So painful.

10 years challenge is not for everyone✋👎
How can you be ugly twice