I overhead my mom praying for me saying
“no alcohol shall touch my son’s lips” I laughed and said, I’m gonna use a straw.
Related Posts
My ex girlfriend: Hey have a nice day… . . Me: Don’t tell me what to do..
whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell✋ Like I’m gonna love you so much, I’m gonna get the government involved Continue Reading..
In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves, so they took it out to different countries for a test. Continue Reading..
SHE LEFT ME BECAUSE I WAS BROKE, NOW I USE HER NUMBER FOR BANK NOTIFICATION
Two single boys living away from home were talking among each other…. First -: “have you ever used a ‘ Continue Reading..
Whenever she tells you that you the best in Bed😊 . . always ask yourself who is she comparing you Continue Reading..
TEACHER:Give me colors that begin with letter “M” PUPIL:Maroon! TEACHER:What else? NGONGO:Mlue,Mlown,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet TEACHER:Melygood! Malakmakan!!!
What If the guy who sends seasons to earth e-mailed winter twice this year because he thought the first one Continue Reading..
