Having sex with her on her first visit
Dat nonsense must stop bf 2018

Another weekend is passing by, Your friends are getting married
nd you are still there claiming that all Men are player’s..
Keep waiting You will marry the referee

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 60 inch plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

🐼 I feel sorry for ladies dating DJs🎼🎧🎤📀🎵🎶
When the party is over, you have to remain and help with speakers and cables

When you meet the right person you will
realise that you were not asking for too
much!!

My brother , don’t feel bad if girls doesn’t reply to your inboxes .
Most of them can’t read

Guys please Be Safe i just saw a Lion on a Matches box

Absolutely devastated.
A very sad day today. After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients (they were good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.

Ultimate Thought Of William Sexfear For All Beautiful Girls.

“Be With Someone Who Spoils Your Lipstick Not Your Eyeliner.

Rihanna : Shine Bright Like A Diamond
– Albert Einstein : Diamond Don’t Shine idiot 😡 , They Reflect

Charyolo : Sir Here is a letter from my father explaining why i wasn’t in school yesterday

Teacher: But This handwriting look like yours

Charyolo: He borrowed my pen

Lord Farra God I Dreamt Stoping to Drink alcohol
please Help me to stop dreaming

Bushiri: Do I Know Your Number?
Follower: No Man Of God
Bushiri: Did You Give Me Your Number?
Follower: Prophesy Man Of God
Bushiri: I sense Your Number Starts With 0 ?
Follower:😲😮🙊🙊

When I die, don’t come to my grave to tell me how much you love me and how much you miss me, because those are the words I want to hear while I’m still alive

Teacher : Patrick WHERE do you see yourself 12 years from now?
.
Patrick : I see myself as a successful business and a happily married man
.
Teacher : Good. Davies WHERE do you see yourself 10 Years from now?
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Davies : I see myself as a successful professor and a father of two.
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Teacher : Good. Now Matome WHERE do you see yourself 15 Years from now
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Matome : (Thinking for a moment) Hmm I see myself as a successful man and a happily married SUGAR DADDY