You are on video call with your bae then you see your friend’s jacket on the wall of your bae’s room..!?

Good sex will make a girl return the next
day uninvited with poor excuses like ” I left
my used recharge voucher yesterday “

If I say you’re beautiful don’t say
“Really?”
Coz I can’t lie twice.

Some sins cant be forgiven!!!! I mean how can you use church wi-fi to download porn….

The thunder☇☇☇☇ that is gonna strike you….is still doing its press ups

My girlfriend switched off her phone when it rang ,
it shows respect I’m proud of her

Ladies ,if he starts making you happier than your boyfriend👇
Block him

When your girlfriend from the villages finally visits you and
she enters the shower with an umbrella

We beat up cheating boyfrnd for a living
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when some people are snoring,
you would swear that a truck is passing by.

Dear Fat Girls

Eat Whatever You Want To Eat,
If People Try To Judge You About Your Weight,
Eat Them Too.!!

And you post home alone and you see
the community thief react with wow

2018 is my year. I am getting married.
The pastor/prophet lied to you!
You are still single and we have 2 months remaining