If he comes back from work & sits outside for a while.
Sister he’s deleting the messages.
Hurry up & catch him

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PARTS OF SOUTH AFRICA.

Scenario 1:
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That’s Polokwane.

Scenario 2:
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in Cape Town, with dem coloured okes.

Senario 3:
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
That’s Durban.

Scenario 4:
two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a stand to sell tea and Magwinya.
“Welcome to Joburg”

I pray to God that my children don’t do the satansm ritual of viewing someone’s profile pic and not liking

Her : Hey Sugar
Me : Hey Teabag
Her : What?
Me : I Thought We Were Making a Tea..

Older 🍑 taste better….you ama 2000 hoes dont clean and wipe your 🍑 right!!!

Nizofa😂😂😂😂😂😂💃💃💃💃💃💃
Morning ama 2000

Cheating was all fun and games until
girls started to cheat too.

No Woman Will Ever Get Caught Cheating..
Unless She Wants You To Know..!

I have never made it to a profile pic stage
in a relationship and you?

Day 3 of quarantine, I met some lady in my house named mom..
she’s kinda loud

I watched numerous episodes of Ben 10 yaz
And there’s not even one where he had an affair with an older woman

My Ex was tryin to embarrass me in front of her frnds by sayin
am not good in bed…🍑🍆
She was shocked when they all disagreed

Why boys walk fast and girl speak more?
Because boys have one extra leg and girls
have one extra mouth.

People who wear masks while driving alone in the car
are the very same people who drives slow on a fast lane

A woman prepared some vegetables for herself and her husband. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began.
HUSBAND: Where did you get the vegetables from?
WIFE: I bought it from Mr. Mkhize’s garden.
HUSBAND: What?! From that wizard?! How I’m I know that the wizard didn’t poison the vegetables?
WIFE: I have an idea.
She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play.
WIFE: See? The food isn’t poisoned.
HUSBAND: OK. Let’s eat then.
After eating, their maid came crying.
WIFE: What happened?
MAID: Phumasilwe (the dog) is dead!
HUSBAND: What? The food is poisoned!
HUSBAND: (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realizing he’s going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confession!
WIFE: What?
HUSBAND: When you aren’t at home, I and your maid use to have *** in my room.
WIFE: (Feeling angry but immediately realizing this is futile) I forgive you.
WIFE: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have.
HUSBAND: OK
WIFE: The children aren’t yours. They are for the Garden boy.
Immediately after, the Garden boy came in.
Garden boy: Sir The man who hit the dog with his car is outside. He says he wants to apologize for killing the dog.