Chicken 🐔 Licken Must Decide😑

If They’re Feeding Us Meat Or Salt

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After how long should one start being a motivational speaker on Facebook after getting their heart broken?asking for a friend

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My Ex girlfriend just liked a page of a traditional healer (Bring back lost lovers and control them with a remote control)
Please pray for me…

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I Think Snap Chat Is For Girls Only………
I Wanted To Run Away From My Own Image

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When I hear myself eating crunchy food,
I wonder if other people can hear it too.

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Being ignored by ur bf/ gf ain’t that bad

Hàve u ever been ignored by ur brain in the exam room ??

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Next Month im getting married
With or without a Wife.

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Telephone Convo between a SIDE CHICK and WIFE.😅
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SIDE CHICK: Private number Hello😐 ??

WIFE: Hello, can I please to talk to Odelia.

SIDE CHICK: Yes u are talking to her, who am I talking to🤨?

WiFE: It’s not important, can u please do me a favour😏!

SIDE CHICK: What kind of favour🙄?

WIFE: Can you please stop calling my Husband🤚 !!! ??

SIDE CHICK: Okay fine😊. I was afraid, i thought you wanted to say i should stop sleeping with him.

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Difference between talent and God’s gift:
A Teacher can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
-This is talent.
A wife can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
-This is God’s gift.

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Stop it I liiike it

Ngrrrrrrrr ngrrrrrrr
Him::: Hello bbes
Her:::::hi Sam..I called to tell you that j can’t do this anymore..it’s getting hard by the day
Him::::can’t do what exactly?
Her:::I mean ,you don’t even have a car ..how will we go out ?
Him:::: hey hey hey ..hold up!…do YOU have a car ?
Her::no I don’t,But you’re a man and you’re the one who’s supposed to make a plan and have a car
Him:::ohhh I see ..so all the women that have cars,,are men ..is that what you’re telling me?
Her:::nooo no no
Him:::ohk ..does your father have a car ?
Her::::be he doesn’t Sam,, but that’s besides the point 🤷‍♀️
Him::::point my foot,,,you have 5 brothers ,do they have cars ?
Her:::no bbe they don’t but…
Him:::But what huh?

Don’t come up with stories..find R10 and come see me tomorrow 9am ..I’ll be home

Her::::ok bbe I’m sorry ..see you tomorrow

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Volume gents how far

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Depression is for students from Uj, Wits, Up and UCT.
The rest of you loves attention.

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where are some minutes?”
it’s asking a calculator you’re dating. 😐

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I got my wife a Pug dog for her birthday.
Despite the squashed nose,
bulging eyes, rolls of fat and being ugly..
The dog seems to love her.

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NOVEMBER BE LIKE
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DECEMBER
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*COME JANUARY*
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Be careful how you spend your December salary. January has almost 60 days

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Your Boyfriend comes & picks you up
and the Guy you slept with last night is in the front seat…
Are you getting in the car?

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