Technology Sucks 🤣🤣
A Wife Doing Her Make Up Early Morning Straight Out From Bed!!
Husband: Are You Crazy !?👿
Wife : Just Shut Up, I Need To Unlock My Phone. its On Face Recognition Feature And It Is Not Recognizing Me …!!!
Husband: 🤣😂🤣
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Husband and his wife were arguing
on who is
more scared between them. After a
long argument, they
decided to ask their two kids. The
first Kid, Junior,
says, “Dad is more scared. Anytime
he sees a beautiful lady in
town, he closes one of his eye.” The
wife realizing
the meaning, was very furious at her
husband. After arguing for a little
bit, they asked their second kid,
Sharon. And she says,
“Daddy is not scared of anything, but
mummy is always scared so much,
she cant be alone. When dad works
night shift,
mummy sleeps with the man next
door.
Sometimes she invites the Gardener
or Uncle
Tim to sleep with Her, after leaving
the room escorts her
to the bathroom and bath with her
just because
she’s scared.
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would”ve seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Ukraine either.”
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Sometimes when am bored I go to my block list to check
how my prisoners are doing.
When in good mood I release one or two
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DRAGON BALLZ Are The Only Cartoons That Taught Me
How To Be Patient ☺😊 ,
i Remember Waiting 2 Months For GOKUU To Kill FREEZER!!…
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Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*
*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
*TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis class?
*Cynthia*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Atem*: By staying at home.
*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Ngu*: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
*TEACHER* : Name the nation people hate most
*Asong*: Exami-nation
*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
*Lekeaka*: Future impossible tense.
*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Atabong* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you
Please don’t Laugh Too much. Teachers have a steep mountain to climb.
*THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES*
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Double heart attack message from my girl to me today:
1st SMS : Let’s break up now, it’s all over.
2nd SMS:sorry,sorry,sorry!That was not for you
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Wife : “I wish I was a newspaper so
I could be in your hands everyday”
–
Man : “Me 2 I wish you were a newspaper
so I could have a new one everyday”
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I feel so sorry for women who get married to teachers..instead of finding money/coins in the pocket when washing their clothes.
They usually find chalk or list of Noise makers
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I’m One of those who Get Nervous
Before Saying “Short Left” In Taxi.
I Even Practice It 3 Times In My Head
Before Saying It Out Loud.
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Girl:Hallo,why are you smoking?
Boy:I smoke because I want to
Girl:You waste your life and money.See that BMW over there if you didn’t smoke you could have bought it
Boy:Do you smoke?
Girl:No
…Boy:And do you have a BMW?
Girl:No
Boy:Well I smoke,and by the way that BMW over there is mine..
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She told me that she can’t visit men.
So I asked, are u a virgin? She said no, then I asked but how you lose your virginity? She blocked me🤦🏽♂️
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Ladies, Are Guys With Six Packs Still A Thing For You
Or You’ve Grown Up Now??
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After finishing dinner in a restaurant,
the wife told her husband:
“give some tip to the waiter”😉
Husband called the waiter and told him:
“Don’t Get Married!!”.
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If one girlfriend can make you happy….
.imagine 6 of them.
Too much happiness….
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That lady you are Eyeing is Beautiful because her partner is not Stingy like you … Ladies should l increase the Volume?
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