I was watching a Chinese movie, suddenly the actor started to cough.
I turned off TV, lets be careful 😏

Its shocking what people are doing these days.
Yesterday in church the guy seated next to me
lit a cigarette during praise and worship.
I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer! !

Being a Girl it’s tough you can’t even VOMIT
in peace without people Accusing you of being pregnant

When my siblings make me angry,
I look at them through the fork and pretend they’re in jail
😏
It heals me spiritually

>You are not black enough if your mother
didn’t tell you to reduce your age in a taxi😂

The youth of
1987 = revolutionary struggle
.
The youth of
2018 = data struggle

Boys without beard where do you scratch
when you’re thinking

How to handle someone who is trying to sell you things you don’t need, on the telephone;
10. When they ask “How are you today?” Tell them! “I’m so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died.” …..

9. If they say they’re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where their company is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about them for as long as necessary. Such as when did their company start, who was the founder, are they still with company?

8. Cry out in surprise, the name of the telemarker name such as “Judy! Is that you? Oh my gosh! Judy, how have you been?” Hopefully, this will give “Judy” a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure out where the hell she could know you from.

7. If they call trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, “I don’t have any friends… would you be my friend?”

6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

5. Tell the telemarketer you are on “home arrest” and ask if they could bring you a case of beer and some chips.

4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say “I guess you don’t want anyone bothering you at home, right?” The telemarketer will agree and you say, “Now you know how I feel!”

2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. “Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how’s your momma?”

And first and foremost:

1. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

She who disappears from Social media will return with a new born baby,
Babydaddy chapter 1:13.
Amen..!

I remember back in primary school
when i would borrow a glue from someone,
they would be like:
” use it on the corners only

Females will call you crying😭 about their relationship💔 and then say😳”Hold on he is calling let me answer him”..