They Know They’re Ugly When They Post Pics And Add Captions Like:
👇👇👇
“My Smile Tho, My Nose Tho, My Eyes Tho, My Lips Tho, My Butts Tho”.

Stop posting same OLD PICTURES🙄,
if you’re no longer HOT
leave it, its finished…☝🥺
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Just share memes and posts..!

Visitors act like they are focusing on the TV
when u bring the food.
Silibhekile.

If your Boyfriend is not spending Money
on you… It means he’s saving it to Marry
you.
Be patient Men are good people.

I’m not alcoholic, I only drink twice a year…
When it’s my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday…

TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

TEACHER : What is photosynthesis class?
Brenda: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
Ruramai: By staying at home.

TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Nomsa: We don’t call them, they come on their own.

TEACHER : What type of coffee do we export in Kenya?
Naison: Coffee Olomide

TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
Inno: Exami-nation

TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Clever: Future impossible tense.

TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Matt: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.

Black people don’t measure salt . We
sprinkle salt until we hear the spirit of our
ancestors whisper to us “It’s enough my
child”.

Kilms was once robbed by armed robbers, the bag 💼 which he was holding was taken by them. After the robbers had left, he was just laughing while he was on his way back home. Senzo saw him laughing, thinking he was mad. He asked him:
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SENZO: Why are you laughing? What’s funny? 😒
.
KILMS: I was robbed by armed robbers 😁
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SENZO: Is that why you are laughing? 😏
.
KILMS: Not just that, they took my bag 😅
.
SENZO: But that’s not funny bro 😑
.
KILMS: I’m laughing because the bag which I was holding is containing fresh “Shit” 💩 of mine which I wanted to go and throw away, so I guess they helped me 😂

Research shows that gay people are rich
because they don’t date girls

Dear Future wife….
My salary is our salary…..
your salary is yours alone! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sezwana

Whites: One thousand and two hundred rands.
Blacks: wan pon thu

We just see the quality of the Coffin then
we know that we will eat Nice food when
we come back from graves