*Ladies: If your maid has never asked for a day off
just know her boyfriend is in the same house.*

A side chick can make a guy forget about his main chick by saying: “Baby how many rounds can you handle today?” 😋👌
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Salute the power a side chick has..!!

An African woman married a Chinese man and had a child…

Two months later the child passed away😢

At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying: “I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!!..”😭

A family member pulled her aside and asked: “what did u know?”😨

She replied: “That Chinese Products don’t LAST LONG!!!”

Who ever was the person who first created alcohol in this world. 😂
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I think he added a little bit of English as an
ingredient during the production of the alcohol. 💖
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Being poor really hurts, you’ll even take selfies while eating pizza.

Ladies if u are engaged don’t say u are taken,
u are just booked.
And bookings can be canceled anytime…

An accident occurred, 11 persons were injured, 14 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer R50,000 to the injured and R6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bro, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!”

Have you noticed???
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Nobody Drinks Alcohol🍺
Faster Than Someone Who Didn’t Pay for it!!

Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it.
Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.

Some boys Being dumped by a girl you love and
you don’t know what to say to change her mind,
you end up saying stuff like..
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“Babe, I’m pregnant!

My Lips Are Shaking……
Someone is Busy Kissing my Girlfriend…

Skebhe : Doctor I have a problem of forgetting things so easy

Doctor : when was that problem started?

Skebhe : Which problem ?