How I sneeze in front of my crush…
Heee Tsingle,Heee Tsiavailable, Tsingle Tsingle

Landlord calling….
Landlord calling….
Landlord calling….
New number calling…

😏I’m not that stupid

Ladies, Lobola money should go straight to your bank account.
Your uncles were not there when relationship was showing you flames😂

It’s only in Africa 🌎where setting a bed🛌 at the centre of the room is not normal,🤷 it only becomes a normal when it touches the wall.

I prayed hard last night and asked God to remove all the fake things in my life.. And guess what?? I can’t find my Timberland boots 😭😭😭😭

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and I will help you quit.

December is tricky you go out to to buy airtime
and you come back home drunk.

The way they’re so happy that churches are finally opening,
you might think they don’t lawyer…

Many Relationships ended because a guy stopped calling..☝😳
‘Seems some women buy phones to be receiving calls only’..

I Was Embarrassed When My Boyfriend Said Babe Get Ready because
I Want 3 Children, 4kids , 3 Boys , 2 Girls , 5 Sons And 3 Daughters

Nothing kills my mood like a bank reciept
that says:
Current balance: R 599.00
Available balance: R 200.00

*BAD LUCK* *is when the wind blows a
Girl’s skirt up, and the same wind blows
dust into your eyes.
And u end up seeing nothing*

I hate texting attractive girls they take their time to reply,
unlike ugly one’s they even reply before you text them..

Nobody Keeps in Touch Like A Woman You Promised To Send Money.
They Be Like “Hey Hunny Did You Enjoy Your Day Tomorrow?