PROBLEM:
ON 1 BED 1GIRL 4BOYS IT IS PROBLEM
CHALLANGE:
ON 1 BED 4GIRLS 1BOY IT IS CHALLANGE
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An airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free. After a great success, the airline sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave the same reply, “WHICH TRIP?”
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When a girl dumps you for no reason
You’ll even take your father’s phone and text her like..
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“Are you sure you are done with my son?”
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A Preacher finished the service one morning
by saying, ‘Next Sunday, I am going to
preach on the subject of liars.
As a preparation for my sermon, I would like
you all to read Mark Chapter 17.’
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose
to begin. Looking out at the congregation
he said, ‘Last week I asked you all to read
Mark Chapter 17. If you have read the
chapter, please raise your hand.’ Nearly
every hand in the congregation went up.
Smiling, the preacher said, ‘You are the very
people I want to talk to today.. the liars …….
Mark has only 16 chapters.’
God have Mercy.
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What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
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Everyone Knows
‘The Mercedes bends’
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Neighbor: Hey Mbuso, I’m at the hospital, please borrow me R1500
Mbuso : What if you die?
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Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.
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Boys think of girls like books.
If the cover does not catch their eyes,
they won’t bother to read whats inside.
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Tomorrow just wake up ,wear your formal clothes ,
got to any company and start working .
if they call the police go to the police station
and start working there too
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A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat no matter what…even If you buy an aeroplane for her she will start dating the pilot..😕😕
If you like take her out, feed her until she can’t walk again she will still crawl to another guy.
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If you borrowed R10 from your friend to
buy a lotto ticket and you won R10 million
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How much would you give your friend
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A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?” The little boy thinks for a moment and says, “NONE!” The teacher replies, “None, how do you figure that?” The little boy says, “if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.” The teacher replies, “Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!” The little boy then says, “Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?” The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, “Well, I guess the one sucking her cone.” To which the little boy replies, “Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!”
🤣
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If u don-t have a girlfriend
u wil miss something in Life..
if u Have a GF then u will miss Everything in Life
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Have you ever made up a fake story and
your loyal friends say i remember that
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You’re offered R500 000 to sing a song word for word without making any mistakes…which song would you sing?
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Rice & Stew very plenty to those who think i’m in a relationship.
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