Pls ladies if you break up with ur bf , ensure that you update other girls!,
Some people av been waiting since !!
Let the queue be moving

When you’re talking to your father through the phone and
your friends starts saying ” aah aah oh yes bbe” in a girls voice

If a chick come to my crib & i go to the
bathroom she gotta clap until i come back,
if she stop clapping she stole something

When they say, Behind Every Successful Man there is a Woman.
They mean His Mother
Not you

Some people gossip too much
They end up telling u what u told them

Women are more clever than men…
A boyfriend sends a letter to his girlfriend.
.
I’m sorry but am in love with another girl.
She’s beautiful and intelligence, so I no
longer love you, Pliz send my photos back.
The girl sent him an envelope containing
80 photos of different men and letter
written “I don’t remember your face so
select your photo and return the rest.
.
He fainted.

As Long As I Bought The Weed With My Own Money,
No One Will Stop Me From Wearing SunGlasses At Night

that moment when you just lost a fight.
And when u get home You start thinking about
all The kung fu moves
You Could done

Doctor told me not to lift heavy things,
I sit down when I pee