Iphone: Palesa is typing………
Huawei P30: Palesa is typing a lie
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TEACHER: TODAY’S TOPIC IS NUTRITION.
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TEACHER : What is Nutrition class?
TUMELO: Nutrition is our topic today
TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
TUMELO: By staying at home .
TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your
language?
TUMELO: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
(teacher faint)
TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
TUMELO: Exami-nation (teacher fainted)
TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free.
what tense
is that??
TUMELO: Future impossible tense
TEACHER : What do we call a small Lizard in
English??
TUMELO: Lizzy baby (Teacher faint)
TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Write and begin with Mangoes)
TUMELO: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
TEACHER: What do we call a male duck in English??
TUMELO: Mr Duck
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You promising her a big wedding💔
but you owe Vodacom R50 Airtime in advance.!!
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Depression is for students from Uj, Wits, Up and UCT.
The rest of you loves attention.
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Hurt her before she hurts you.
I sent her the wrong pin to withdraw money
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Pastor Matome stood up and announced “today I have good news and bad news bazalwane!… The good news is that,we have enough money in this church to build a new,spacious modern church bazalwane!” Everyone in the church stood up,cheereing,singing and with applause! The pastor went on… “And the bad news is that, the money is still in your pockets!”
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Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and dont pay at10tion,
theyll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, theyll be 3.
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My future wife is somewhere with her boyfriend enjoying themselves,
thinking that they will get married.😁
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Wife:our daughter just lost her
First tooth
Husband:I know she won’t touch my
PlayStation again
Wife:what
Husband:what
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What object is the king of the classroom???
THE “RULLER”
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Skebhe : Doctor I have a problem of forgetting things so easy
Doctor : when was that problem started?
Skebhe : Which problem ?
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Sometimes you will think that some ladies are
worshiping and they have been touched by the holly spirit
as they are crying to only find that the are dumped.
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The best car in the world is a woman… Ask me why
—2 beautiful headlights in the front
—2 great bumpers at the back.
—Self -lubricating when hot.
—Finger touch ignition.
—Automatic engine oil change every month.
—Any type of piston fits.
—Multiple seating styles & adjustments.
—Great accessories.
—Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill.
—It’s only repaired by God cos there is no spare parts.
“That’s why MEN are dying to own one”: please send to the other luxurious cars u know, and to the men who appreciate fine vehicles.
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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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I told my dad that I won scholarship to study medicine in Spain he was so happy that he ordered MY MUM to slaughter two chicken’sfor celebration we popped champagne now am thinking of how to tell him it is April fool after eating the chickens
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please advice me
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Black people will ask you to hotspot them and when you do they show you a video on INSTAGRAM, expecting you to laugh
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