Your boyfriend dumps you💔2weeks later you hear: he’s getting married💍👩‍❤️‍👩…My sister don’t be mad,Chill up, at least you made it to the semi finals.

The day I’ll get a hug with my Crush 😍..
I swear they’ll have to separate me from her with hot boiling water and the grinder.

Most Insulting Lines Said To Google:

“Dear Google, Can You Just Allow Me To Write My Sentence
Before You Start Guessing“

Hey You_!!!Yes You😊
You remember when you were about 8 years old .
You said you won’t drink alcohol and you….
DON’T SCROLL DOWN I’M TALKING TO YOU

Dear black people. . . .
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It’s Police-Station
Not Poly-Station
. . .Say it with me. . .”P-o-l-i-c-e S-t-a-t-i-o-n”

Stop forgiving your boyfriend, we also want you!!!

Gents before you get Your Bonuses
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Remember they once said “Men are Trash ”

You Spend R220 Buying Your Family A KFC Bucket 😢😥 And Then Your Father Gives You Attitude When You Tell Him To Wash The Dishes Afterwards 😕😒😏 Mxm!

If he always get home at 04:00am or 05:30am never ever call him your boyfriend or husband but an alarm⏰.
My sister even if you poison that idiot😂
God will understand!!!!!!!!

Good morning!!!!

Don’t fall in love with pictures you see on
social media, body odour don’t appear in
social media

Fat girls stop inboxing me…..
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I am not selling herbex

During a job interview:
Manager: What’s the highest level of
education you obtained?
Eric: PHD
Manager: Great! So that means you have a
Doctor’s degree …
Eric: Well, No..That means i
Passed Highschool with Difficulties (P.H.D.)

Telling a lie

Telling a Lie is a
sin for a child,
fault for an adult,
an art for a lover,
a profession for a lawyer,
a requirement for a politician,
a management tool for a Boss,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
an excuse for a Subordinate
&
A matter of survival for a Married Man.
😂😜

Am done