THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS FROM CEO OF SUGAR DADDY
To let all girls know that all sugar Daddy are on strike 🙈🙊🙉😂😂😂
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For those asking me hore how is 2019 pls stop,
am also new here only 4 days
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{A Married Man’s Prayer}
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Dear God🙏, You Gave Me Childhood, You Took It Away😭 ,
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You Gave Me Youth, You Took I t Away😭.
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You Gave Me A Wife😒, It’s Been Years Now😳..!!
Just Reminding You..!
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White: theres no food at home..
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Black: who can i visit today i am bored??
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Never open your wallet to prove love.🙅
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Be Responsible..!
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If your boyfriend has Alot of female cousins.
Trust me you are also his cousin.
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Did you hear the one about the guy who invented the knock knock joke😶……
in fact he won the no bell price
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*2 villages decided to have a drinking competition.*
A week before the competition, Village A sent Muza to Village B to confirm if the competition will be held.
On arrival, the people of Village B brought 20Ltrs of their strongest ram brewed beer.
Muza asked if he could taste and he was permitted to.
Instead of just tasting, he finished the 20Ltrs at once, and said: *”This is ok….. Where is the main drink?”*
The King and the people of this village were all shocked because nobody had ever taken more than 5Ltrs of this beer and stood breathing!
Then they asked him, *”Are you among the competitors?”*
Muza said, *”Me? Nooooo! I didn’t qualify…”*
_Competition cancelled.
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Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up.
The first one says, “i wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here.”
The second one says, “i wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here.”
The third one says, “l wanna be a boxer.” The others look confused and ask, “Why do you want to be a boxer?”
He proudly replies, “So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us.”😂
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Dancing with a skinny girl feels like
cleaning the floor with a mop..
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Every time i feel like I’m ugly i just go and look at a few profile pics of participants in this group then i feel better about myself. You guys give me hope.
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Your Mom went to consult a female Doctor
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Your Mom: Doc I have a Problem
my Husband wants sex all the time,
what should I do?
Doctor: Give him my Number.
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Can we meet?
If they have not ask you this question in Facebook,
my sister your ugliness is beyond makeup
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Men tomorrow like abakaliki rice,
if u like select from now till tomorrow,
my sister u go still chop stone
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I’m Having A Bad Day,My Dog Impregnated My Neighbour’s
Dog And Now They Want Me To Pay For Damages
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Happiest Moment For Today’s Generation Is
Battery Full
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