Females will call you crying😭 about their relationship💔 and then say😳”Hold on he is calling let me answer him”..

Sometimes Take your Girlfriend For a Stroll at the Graveyard. Just to show her where she will be if she ever cheats on u.

When a girl doesn’t like you,
Guy : can I see you next week Friday?
Girl : no, I will be having headaches that day

“In High school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry. During the exams, i’d get between 2% an 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks. So i would always be the 1st or 2nd to be called out. One day the Maths results were being released and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s &70s. Still my paper had not been called out. Everyone kept looking at me asking” Man wats up? And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, he had one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in Maths ? I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called Genius wrong.. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, There is a cow who did not write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come and get it now”….

Please i have a question, If i block someone on facebook
and i meet him in the street, will he see me?

Damn!! , 😬😠 I’m Never Gonna Visit My Big Sis For Holidays Again 😡 ..
This Woman Force Me To Bath Every Day

Today I was lost inside Mall of Africa
so I fainted so they can take me out of the Mall

If you are a ‘Side chick’ you not
Allowed to send texts Like:
“Hey Honey can I come and
visit you?”
•°•°•
You send texts Like: “Hello
Coach, Is there Any Practice
Today?”

Lucky Dube Was The Only Member Of The “Dube” Family
Who Didn’t Bother Us 😊♥ ,
Unlike Lilian Dube And Desmond Dube 😏😏 .. Yerr

Teacher : Yes, class today i want
everyone of you to give me an
example of things that we Can SUCK..
BRIAN : An Ice-cream..
Teacher : Good
Teacher,, Yes Jane..
Jane : Sweets..
Teacher : Oooh, very Good jane
Jacky raised his Hand.
Teacher : Yes jacky?
Jacky : Light Bulb..
The Teacher got interested and
said,”Oooh, No Little jacky, Why do
you think that a Light Bulb can be Sucked?”
Jacky answered,”Well Ma’am,
yesterday night i Passed near my Parents’
Bedroom and overheard my Mum, telling My
Dad, “SWEET HEART,
Please turn the Light off I Wanna Suck that
Thing..!!”” .

Dating a twin limits you from saying things like “theres no one like you

This Thing Of Sleeping With Phone in Hands,
Now I Bought A House Online

My relationship is doing well
and
I’m thinking of opening another BRANCH

Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love
Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass