Who Else Says “Let Me Tell You The Truth” And Then Lie Worse

Me: Hello Police, help me 50 people are following me Police: Ok,Calm down,where are you? Me: On Instagram

When a short man married a short woman What did they expect to give birth to a dwarf of course.

That girl u are eyeing is beutyfull, because her boyfriend is not stingy like u, ladies is the volume oky

The moment you tell a lady that you love her,she becomes cashless, foodless,rentless and all other forms of lessness.

*A Marriage without a “small house” is like a government without an opposition party – (the government will relax).* Let Continue Reading..

I can remove your sadness and your clothes

She was my crush before she posted: “Some people will come to your life just to hurt you internationally