The moment you tell a lady that you love her,she becomes cashless, foodless,rentless and all other forms of lessness.
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Girls be like:
”Harder… Harder, faster… Faster. But after
you guys break up, then you be like He used me”
🙄😯😮😶🤔
How my sister?
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Stop calling workers by their old titles*. .
*Please address them by using their new titles accordingly and not only will they like it but they will even work for you HARDER than before for the same pay. They will stick to your company and will never ever leave you. Just try!*
OLD: *Garden Boy*
NEW: *Landscape Executive*
OLD: *Gardner*
NEW: *Plant nutritionist*
OLD: *Petrol attendant*
NEW: *Fuel transmission technician*
OLD: *Car Cleaner*
NEW: *Vehicle Image Developer*
OLD: *Water Pump Operator*
NEW: *Aqua line Executive*
OLD: *Lift Operator*
NEW: *Vertical Movement Specialist*
OLD: *Receptionist*
NEW: *Front Desk Executive*
OLD: *Typist*
NEW: *Printed Document Handler*
OLD: *Messenger*
NEW: *Business Communication Conveyer*
OLD: *Telephone Operator*
NEW: *Communications Executive*
OLD: *Window Cleaner*
NEW: *Transparent Wall Technician*
OLD: *Temporary Teacher*
NEW: *Associate Teacher*
OLD: *Tea Boy*
NEW: *Refreshment Technician*
OLD: *Garbage Collector*
NEW: *Environmental Sanitation Technician*
OLD: *Guard*
NEW: *Security Enforcement Executive*
OLD: *Thief*
NEW: *Wealth Relocation Specialist*
OLD: *Driver*
NEW: *Automobile Propulsion Specialist*
OLD: *Maid*
NEW: *Domestic Management Executive*
OLD: *Cook*
NEW: *Food Technician*
OLD: *Gossiper* (my wife)
NEW: *Oral Research and Evaluation Executive*
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Couples are Busy chasing Money Together ,
meanwhile wena And Your Gorilla Are still Arguing
Who should Text First,,, Hayyyiii Tsek
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Parents Wanted Their Girl To Get Married To A Good Boy
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Now-a-days
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Parents Wants Their Boy
To Get Married To A Good Girl
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black girls and fake love for teddy bear and flowers..you people love food,money,cars,Alcohol and Attention!!
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If your bae says do whatever makes you happy
just know that you already have a replacement
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Females will call you crying😭 about their relationship💔 and then say😳”Hold on he is calling let me answer him”..
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If there is no dog at your home🐕, then the dog is the last born..!
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The level of makeup experience that Shoprite girls uses is amazing
Today i saw one girl painted her lips with a eyebrows and her eyebrows with a Lipsticks
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Dear future Wife
You must know that 50% of my salary is for my Mom .
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My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. I don’t understand the sudden change of heart, but who am I to ask. I’m so lucky…
I mean, first I won the lottery and now this!
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My parents haven’t apologize
to me for making me ugly
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It’s important to attend church because Pastor’s bills won’t pays itself
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if You Can’t Thank GOD For Anything ,
Atleast Thank GOD That Mosquitoes Can’t Transmit H.I.V
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Imagine after your wedding👰💍
Cameraman say he forget to press record button 🙈🙈🙈😂😂
What will you do
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