LIVING WITH WIFE IS SIMPILE LIFE
LIVING WITH WIFE AND GIRLFRIEND IS ART OF LIVING LIFE
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Who told people that if you want to see that
microphone is working you must say “one two one two
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends
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What did the buffalo say to his son at dropoff?
Bison
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My boyfriend want to produce me to him parents
and I’m so skirt what can I do guns?
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How Many Slices Of Bread Do You Eat?
Me ; 8
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AS i Was In Court Couple Minutes Ago …. The Magistrate Shouted ” Order, Order”
And I Resonded : ” Mae, Coke , Dinkilana Le Dikwae ” Then Boom Now They Locked Me In A Dark Room… Hopefully My Order will Be Here Soon
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Boss Calls His Employee In His Office.
Boss: “Do You Believe In Life After Death?”
Employee: “Certainly Not, There Is No Proof Of It.”
Boss: “Well, There Is Now, After You Leave Early To Go To Your Uncle’s Funeral Yesterday, He Came Here Looking For You.”
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When you finally think you found the one…
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Waiter: Would you like to eat something
sir?
Him: Nah thanks
Waiter: You madam?
Her: Bring two nah thanks and water
please
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When short people smoke weed
they don’t get high, they get medium.
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10 BIGGEST ECONOMIES OF AFRICA 2017
Rated in US$ Billions
1. Nigeria :$172
2. South Africa :$166.735
3. Egypt :$78
4. Algeria :$66
5. Lybia :$65
6. Botswana :$22.675
7. Ghana :$20.458
8. Morroco :$18
9. Ivory Coast :$11
10. Madagascar :$6.766
TOP 5 POOREST COUNTRIES OF AFRICA 2017
1. D.R.C
2. Zimbabwe Bankrupt
3. Somalia
4. Eritrea
5. Rwanda
TOP 3 RISING ECONOMIES OF AFRICAN
1. Nigeria
2. Egypt
3. Botswana
TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH MOST BILLIONARES 2017
1. South Africa
2. Nigeria
3. Ghana
4. Egypt
5. Lybia
TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH THE HIGHEST CRIME RATE
1. South Africa
2. Nigeria
3. D.R.C
4. Rwanda
5. Ethiopia
TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH MOST OF ITS CITIZENS LIVING OUTSIDE IT
Rated in Millions
1. Zimbabwe :2.6
2. Nigeria :2
3. Somalia :1.6
4. Mozambique :1.456
5. Malawi :1.245
TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH THE BEST LITERACY RATE
1. Zimbabwe
2. Nigeria
3. Ghana
4. Gambia
5. Egypt
TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH WOMEN WHO BLEACH
1. Nigeria
2. South Africa
3. Bostwana
4. Zambia
5. Namibia
TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH THE MOST H.I.V/AIDS CASES 2017
In % out of 100 of Africa
1. South Africa :25%
2. Botswana :17.7%
3. Ghana :12%
4. Nigeria :6.6%
5. Zimbabwe :4.2%
TOP 5 MOST CORRUPTED COUNTRIES IN AFRICA
1. South Africa
2. Malawi
3. Nigeria
4. Kenya
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People Say You Cannot Live Without Love🙄
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I Think Oxygen Is More Important
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I’ve just killed a mosquito that bitten Me 5 years Ago 😬
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That N*gga thought I forgot his face
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There is no man who can explain stress than a guy
who impregnated an ugly chick
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My girlfriend stole money from her Father for me to start a business. The business is booming now.
Now she want me to marry her.
ME: I can’t marry a thief
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Tebza:I want to be a millionaire just like my father…
Lebo:Wow… Ur father is a millionaire???…
Tebza:No… He also wanted to be a millionaire just like his father
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