*Family crisis is when u discover that the father that fathered your father’s mother is not related to your sister’s cousin’s brother…*
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*Are u getting it?*

SAB took just 2 days to deliver
beers to all 9 provinces n
department of education struggling
to deliver PPE in 3 weeks

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show: “Look, it’s not …the same hat!” “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” “Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?” The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything, it was the captain’s parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days. After a week the parrot finally said: “Okay, I give up. What’d you do with the ship ?”

Nowadays
Father 👨 2000
Mother 👩2001
Child 👶 2018

Dating a blind person is not a problem…
The problem starts when they don’t know where the relationship is going

2019 we Dont Need a President We Mustn’t Vote At All ..
We Need Time As a Country To Find Ourselves

Every Girl Should Be Treated Like A Queen,
Even If She Looks Like A King

A text from your crush can make you slap your Dad
on his head and say: “Yes boy”…

BREAKING NEWS💔💔😢
A man in Limpopo killed himself and run away!!!!
Cops are investigating the matter😂

I was attending a Wedding ceremony with a gathering of about 500 people… I decided to take the front seat as usual, Then a lady started distributing food from the back but unfortunately the food din’t get to the front seats… Another Lady started sharing drinks she started from the front seat but unfortunately i had already moved to back because of what happened with the first Lady nd yet again, the drinks din’t get to the back sits… ” furious😠😠 i stood up, as i was about to leave, another Lady showed up with a Bowl ” I decided to satay, but this time i wasn’t going to let the food pass me by So stayed in the Middle 😍😊… I was so happy when i saw the Lady approaching me nd still Holding the Bolw which appeared to be full of something😊😊😊… Then The Lady Lowered the Bowl😍😍😍, Then Booom!!! only to find out that she was handing out toothpick’s

Jack went for his hair-cut and shave in a salon, there he saw a beautiful lady sitting patiently in the shop. Suddenly Jack turned to the lady and said ‘woman, you’re so beautiful, can we meet later today? The woman replied; I’m married. Jack so, you can just tell your husband you’re going to visit a friend,… Women : tell him yourself, he’s the one shaving your face with the cut throat razor

I am given a wedding invitation card and I can see a writing at the bottom “RSVP” I think they mean “Rice and Stew Very Plenty”
I can’t miss this wedding

English is so f***ed up
how can you drink a drink
But you can’t food a food

She blocked me then i called her and asked her to unblock me😐
Then i blocked her