Gal : Hey.
boy:Who hey? Don’t ever call me that .
Gal:Sorry my love!how are you doing ?
Boy:I’m fine and you.
Gal:I’m fine but I need something from you.
Boy:What!.
Gal:Please could you send me 15k
Boy: For what?
Gal:5k for my clothes ,7k for my hair and nails and 3k for my shoes.
Boy:woow sure my love♥
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Examining a female patient brutally beaten by her husband, Doctor tells her: “Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”
The woman immediately starts taking off her skirt and underwear.
The doctor shocked said: “No! No! Please! Put on your clothes! Just show me your tongue!”
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There are ten ways to avoid broken heart
1. Never call her
2. Never ask for anything from him
3. Don’t be giving her all ur time
4. Work for money
5. If she ask u to meet her don’t go with money buh rather hide de money
6. Let her no u are rich buh very stingy
7. Always make her happy
8. Always advice her
9. Ask for sex in a polite way
9. Ask for her friends number
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You studied
Economics but u can’t
see your boyfriend
loosing interest in you
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A very wealthy man had a Birthday party and he invited everyone in his town. In his Mansion, he had a big pool filled with alligators. So he announced that anyone who was able to swim across the pool and come out unharmed would be granted three wishes.
Immediately, there was complete silence, nobody wanted to risk his or her life. All of a Sudden, there was a big splash and Akpos was swimming like hell! He successfully came out alive.
He was then given a round of applause. Everyone was anxious to know what gave Akpos the courage to do it, but then, the host asked, “What are your three wishes?”
Akpos replied, “Give me a shotgun, 3 rounds of shells (bullets) and show me the idiot who pushed me inside the Pool!.”
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If you share this post,
Your crush will send you a message
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Breaking news.
Chinese president has finally spoken on the “CORONA VIRUS” in china he said ↣↣↣Shaici ting yang teng wena feng lemise Dong fong ‘hong choo la’ ,Jiehang zhing cho
Yanghi Xanghi…….xauhn shei Huang chongle
I agree with him because it’s for our own good as Africans😜😜
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The real meaning of I AM FINISH is when u close the door to kill a snake …
And then NEPA takes the light..
My dear the devil is using ur life to test the new version of TEMPLE RUN!!!…. 😂😂😂🤣🤣
RUN!!!!!
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The teacher asked Sam “Sam how many days are there in a week?
Sam – Ten.
Teacher – How so?
Sam – Monday , Tuesday , Wednesday , Thursday , Friday, Saturday , Sunday , Yesterday , Today and Tomorrow”
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When you steal your boyfriend’s phone
while you thought he’s dead alseep and
you hear by his voice saying ” When you’re
done doing whatever you wanna do with
it , Please I beg you go and cry outside I
wanna sleep myself I had a long day “
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A teacher asked a student,”Why do we drink water.”
The student replied,”Because we cannot eat it.”
Hahahahaha
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if She Drinks Russian Bear And She Smokes Cigarette , Do Not Marry Her ✋😕😒 … Coz She’d End Up Beating Your Mom
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Guys, sometimes God leave you to be
broke 🙇 so you can focus on one lady, because
once you get small money, you won’t allow
anything wearing skirt 👙to rest, small thing
“LETS CHILL, LETS CHILL”.
ARE YOU REFRIGERATOR??
🤷🏼♂🤷🏼♂🤷🏼♂😄😄😄😃😃
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I hate people who speak big grammar
just to make you feel PERSPICACIOUS😏
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Putting your man on your DP shall never scare us.
We have entered toilets written “Staff Only”
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Black people with white man’s names,
go to home affairs now ,
we wont acknowledge you
when the land is being redistributed
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