Wife – *I am Going out for 2 hours.
Do you want anything.*
Husband – *No, That’s enough.
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What advice’s do you give your Girlfriend?
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Me: “Bae never date married Men,
they don’t get satisfied until they take ARVs”.
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A woman goes to Spain to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “A Spanish girl!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
“So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.”
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” She asked.
“The one I asked for – a Spanish girl!!”
“Oh, that,” she said “Well, I did what I could; now we’ll have to wait for a few months to see if it is a boy or a girl!”
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When a girl doesn’t like you,
Guy : can I see you next week Friday?
Girl : no, I will be having headaches that day
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What is Reunion? Reunion is when you tell your Wife you are going to work nd you go to your neighbour’s Wife to make love with her.. Her Husband comes back, knocks on the door!!😨 You go hide under the bed😥 The wife Start feeling the pressure nd decides to go to the market to buy some food items.. Then the husband takes advantage of his Wife’s absence nd decides to call your Wife😨.. She comes over nd they make Love.. The other Woman forget the list she made for the food she’s going to buy… She knocks on the door, Your Wife panics nd decides to hide under the bed where you hiding😨😨 Now that’s what we call REAL REUNION
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Every Woman is a wife material
but some materials are giving to the wrong tailor.
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When your girlfriend say ” I’m out with my friends” and you ask her which ones? And she says “You don’t know them” 🙁
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My brother you better be prepared, you might as well start processing the break-up papers. She’s cheating sham
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If a deaf person has to go to court,
is it still called “hearing?”
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This Guy posted: you are 24 and yet you don’t have a degree. What’s your plan?
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I commented: TO start a company, hire you with your Degree and delay your payment
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Blocked
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.” This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
“Okay,” says the lawyer,” your turn.” She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, “Thank you,” puts her head on the pillow and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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Whatsapp Conversation Between Me And
My Girlfriend
Her : Hi
Me : Hi, Babe
Her : Babe, I’m Worried
Her : I’ve Missed My Period
Her : I Think I’m Pregnant
Her : Are You There!?
Her : Babe, You Not Answering My Call
Her : pollen !!!
Her : Stop Ignoring Me, Speak
“2 Minutes Later”
Me : Please, The Owner Of This Phone Just
Died In An Accident, This Is Mr Rainbow..
Her : Don’t Go There At All.. This Is Your
Handwriting..
Me : No It’s Not Me, I’m Really Dead
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If he doesn’t call you, call him.
A Woman’s phone is not made to receive calls only,
& a Man’s phone is not made to make calls only..!!
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If sleeping is good for our brains,
why is it not allowed at school…?
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Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love
Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass
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Tonight’s proverb
Ladies are like shoes that you buy on jambo sale….you dont know if the owner was wearing with socks or not!!!!!!
Gudu nayiti…..
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Best friend is a snake they will bite u just like that 🤞🤞🤞🤞😁… Don’t trust anyone 🤒
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