hate people who use big English words
to make us feel perspicacious
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Some Kid In A Taxi Today Askes Her Pregnant Mom
Kid : Mom whats in your stomach
Mom : A baby
Kid : Do you love her ?
Mom : yes
Kid : why did you eat it
Mom : fainted 🙆
But i Can’t laugh
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!!!!!!GONE TOO SOON!!!!!!
It is my great sympathy to inform u about the death of our beloved friend and well known gentleman called Mr. 2017 he survived with 12 wives(months), 52 children(weeks) and 365 grand children (days). funeral will take place on Sunday 31st December at 23 59 hrs for more information contact pastor January on phone number 01 01 2018 have a wonderful festive SEASON……….
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those who buy thier kids toy motorbike please tell me
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.who’s baby u expect to push your kid????
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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account
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The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
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She was my crush until I asked her about school and she said:
2017 I am at matric & I pass matriculated
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A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason. Think? They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO
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Just imagine if we were all naked just like animals
Guess what 🙄🤭
Too much Horny
😲🤣😂🤗
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Not Every girl that takes Toothpick wants to use it on her teeth.
•°•°•
Some normally use it to scratch their 5 months old weave..
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Son:dad what is a man
dad:a man is someone who is responsible and cares for the family
son:one day i want to grow up and be a man just like mom
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When I was growing up, I used to think
people with E-mails are Rich!!
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A dog walked in to the telegram office one day. He took out a blank form and wrote on it:
“Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
Then he handed it to the clerk. The clerk examined the paper and said to the dog, “You know there are only nine words here? You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”
The dog replied, “But that would make no sense at all!”
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Just because you fried some eggs
now you want to be a chef
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Women are like telephones. They love to be held.
They love to be talked to.
But, if you press the wrong button, youre disconnected
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when I see two kids Fighting I stop them and
slap the Ugly one!
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