If you wanna see that a gal has energy, try to remove her trouser when she knows she is wearing a torn underwear

I post my girlfriend’s pictures everyday
with the privacy settings to only me

That awkward moment when you have visitors and your mother takes out the biscuits and
drinks that you never knew that they exist in the house

13 Year old girls be like “I need a man who….”
Lol😂😂😂 No No No, Baby girl, the only man in your life should be
SpongeBob SquarePants now go finish your Homework.

Today i wanna try something new
like sleeping on the ironing board

Mr Price clothes are very nice but the problem is that you will be wearing that item with 800 other people.

Whenever i have a problem I just sing
Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.😞😞
That gives me hope

A husband was sitting on a sofa next to
his wife who was eating and typing on her
fone.
He heard his phone’s message tone
coming from the kitchen from where he
was charging it . He went to the kitchen
and read a message from his wife saying
“Please bring the salt on your way back.”

Nyaa (8) Was In A bus Eating a Chocolate ,
Then He Took Another One And Then Another,
A Man Next To Him Said ” Do You…Know That
Too Much Of It Will Damage Your Teeth ”
Nyaa replied. ” My Grandfather Lived To 132 years ”
The Man Asked ” Was It Because Of Eating Chocolate ? ”
Little Nyaa Replied, ” No , he was always minding his own business”

An announcement to all members of this App. We are humbly requesting you all to leave the App tomorrow morning from 9am to 1pm. *we want to PAINT the room*. Christmas is approaching, thank you!

I Remember Once My Mom Slapped Me
Because I was crying Because she slapped me.