Dating me and putting me on your d.p is not enough
I want to be your ringtone.
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Not everyone looks good when pouting
Some be looking like they’re blowing candles
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This lockdown is starting to feel like a game.
Congratulations you have completed level 3,
you have now unlocked alcohol!!!
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Little Jack was filling a hole in the garden when his neighbour looked over the fence and asked, “What are you doing here, son?” “I’ve just buried my goldfish; it died” replied Little Jack tearfully. “That is a mighty large hole you dug for a goldfish” said the neighbour.Patting down the last bit of earth, Little Jack said, “That’s because my goldfish is inside your stupid cat !”
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I Just Killed A Black Cat So What Else Can I Do To Make A Peanut Butter 😌
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A lady asked her boy, “Baby, am i the only one that you love in this world ?”. 😂 😂 😂
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The boyfriend replied, “Yes, you are the one only one, but why are you all asking same question ?”
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Joke Of The Year 😂🤣
Husband And His Wife Went For Divorce At Court .
Judge: You Have Three Kids …. How Will You Divide Them ??
They Had Long Discussion With His Wife And Said” Ok…Sir We Will Come next Year with One More ”
Joke Doesn’t End Here …. 9 Months later ….. They Got Twins
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To all those who go for HIV Tests every three months,
don’t give up one day you will get what you are looking for
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There is no girl who ferbs like a girl who stays with her grandmother…
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I don’t care if I dream about it or not,
cheating is cheating.
When I dream that you cheated,
when I wake up it’s over between us
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Good evening all side chicks……! Thank you for being there for us married men. We are very thankful and happy having you as our snacks🤗🤔😋!!
Continue loving, caring and giving us good service than main chicks!! Proud of you always😍😍😍😍
Next time will thank main chicks!
Great evening ahead all side chicks
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Can you swear with your life that the person
you are dating is dating only you??
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I only want one girlfriend but if God gives me Five,
Who am i to say no?
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If the person I want does not want me,
this means the one who want me won’t get me…
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STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How do you put an
elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don’t know.
STUDENT: It’s easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in. I have
another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a donkey
inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It’s easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, You just open the
fridge take out the elephant and put
it in.
TEACHER: Ooh…ok!!
STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If
all the animals went to the lion’s
birthday party, and one animal went
missing which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course!
Because it wud eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey
becoz it’s still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there’s a river full of
crocodiles and you wanted to cross,
how would you?
TEACHER: There’s no way, I would
need a boat to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and
cross it because all the
animals went to the lion’s birthday
party.
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I remember the Day I was Born…
Yoooh I was Crying Guys…
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