Son:dad what is a man
dad:a man is someone who is responsible and cares for the family
son:one day i want to grow up and be a man just like mom

A boy sent his brother a text asking for newtons second law.
His brother replied :

Bro I am a science student not a law student

read carefully and out loud)
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy Cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
(now go back and read the third word in every line only)