Since yestdy I hvn’t been able to go to work cz my neigjbour cheated on his wife and she got angry nd shouted at him that she will also hav sex with all the neighbours
I’m still there waiting for my turn but she has’nt arrived till now,why women liars???

Touching Your Pockets And Not Feeling Your Phone 😨😱
Shocks More Than Electricity

Gauteng Metro policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because
he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won R5 000, in an Arrive
Alive
safety competition. Being a ZIMBABIAN , the driver could hardly
believe
his luck. “What are you going to do with your
cash?” asked the traffic cop.
“Well I guess I’m going to get a drivers licence,” he answered.
“Oh, don’t listen to him,” yelled a woman in the passenger seat. “He
tries
to be smart when he’s drunk.”
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and
moaned, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.” At that moment
there
was a knock from the boot and a voice said, “Are we over the border
yet?”
The cop fainted.

I don’t know why ladies wasting their
money on hair style ,nails ,make up
.Because guys only look at the booty.

Remember when growing up you said “I want to be a pilot” 20 years later the only thing you do related to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.

Congratulations Mr. Pilot.

*IT’S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT TIMES.*..

*Teacher:* ”Construct a sentence containing the word “sugar”
*Pupil:* ”I was drinking tea this morning.”
*Teacher:* ”Where is the word sugar.”
*Pupil:* ”It is already in the tea..!!”

Her : Can i have your Picture
Him : Check My Profile
Her : its a Car not you
Him : Yea i know.. open the door im inside the car

*Chinese couple living in Africa gave birth to a black Baby. In anger, husband asked the wife …. Chi, why Baby black? She replied , we live in Africa, no Electricity… Me hot, U hot , sex hot … Baby burnt.*🤣🤣

*Some ladies should put learner signs [L] at the
back of their high heels,
you can’t just be walking like a
newly born goat infront of me*

My Plan is to Love Her So Good To A Point
Where she Struggles To Remember
Any Nigga Who Once Been In Her Life Before Me.

South Africa Army has been training since I was a kid but SA never had a war. Can’t they organize a friendly match with Iraq?