There are 5 types of slenders:
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1)Slender by nature
2)Slender by drugs
3)Slender by sex
4)Slender by disease
5)Slender by hunger
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Where do u belong?

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Your not a real parent if you
don’t take a sip of your child’s juice
when they ask for your help to open it

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if you meet a woman that admits when she’s wrong and apologizes… 🙅🏻‍♀️
dump her that might be a man, women don’t do that

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Yaw: Hi Kofi 👋
Kofi: Hello
Yaw: please did you see my message?
Kofi: Is it the one you said I should *borrow* you money?
Yaw: Yeah that one 🤓
Kofi: No I didn’t see it

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Imagine Dating A Girl Who Cooks Rice Without Counting It…
Big TurnOff!!!

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The feeling of giving a Cute Guy your numbers
and he never call

Ladies how does it feels😂

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Research says 97 % of Africans fake cough in toilet when they hear footsteps 😳😳😳.🙈🙈🙈

True/false

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Meeting someone new is very stressful
You’ll have to start pretending like you have sense..!

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f your girlfriend doesn’t reply,
then she’s probably doing her nails.
or drawing ishiya

GIRLS DON’T CHEAT
Lets respect abo cherry gents

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My girlfriend is so dramatic,
she says i have trust issues because she saw me counting Money
after withdrawing at the ATM, Like W

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Jack goes to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. The desk sergeant says “You’ll get your chance in court”.Man says “No, No, No, I just want to know how he got into the house without waking up my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years !”

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Being in a relationship with a girl who always compliment you and encourages you is nice , even when you fart, she will just be like…”Awwww Ncoor Baby That Was So Cute Especially The PRRRr Part”

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Hard guy Hard guy, but your parents still
force you to get a hair cut.

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Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…

As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”

Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.

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The pain that girls feel when they give birth is the same pain we (boys) feel when they say ”I can’t come out im already sleeping see u tomorrow…

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” If someone feels that they had never made a mistake
in their life, then it means

that someone is a Wife “

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