A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat no matter what…even If you buy an aeroplane for her she will start dating the pilot..😕😕

If you like take her out, feed her until she can’t walk again she will still crawl to another guy.

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am? ” “About 35,” was the reply. “I’m actually 47,” the man says, feeling really happy. After that he goes into Mc Donalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, “Oh you look about 29”. “I am actually 47! ” This makes him feel really good. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age. ” As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady says, “OK, it’s done. You are 47. ” Stunned the man says, “That was brilliant! How did you do that? ” The old lady replies, “I was in line behind you at Mc Donalds. “

Our Father😍
Who art in Valentine’s day💑🌸❤️
Hallow be thy dates💖💐
Thy Gifts and Kisses🌷🌼😘😍
Thy will be handed out💯❤️✅
As we watch pure sadness✋😚💔
Give us the luck💋💖💓👀☝️
Find the date’s before 14th👫💑😍
And forgive us for rejecting other kids🤗😇🤔
As we forgive those who shapa us with Stena💔💯🙅
Lead us not into single world✋🏃🛑❌
Deliver us from cheating💔💮💯😍✋🏃
For thy is the reason🙅🏃✋🙄🤔💛
Wr stay single forever and ever AMEN❤️💖👀💝

My boss is very nice and kind, he bought a new bike and he gave me the old one, he bought a new car and gave me the old one, he constructed a new house and gave me the old one too. Yesterday he got married to a new wife and I am still waiting for his call

Iam a 27 year old handsome, hardworking, GOD fearing young man, an engineer, and looking for a cute hairy, beautiful, well structured and young black goat to buy for easter. Thanks

Zuma Said:
Due To Water Crisis In Cape Town
No More Baby Shower😂😂😂 Is Allowed

Brothers, please pray for your mothers.
Only few girls want their mothers inlaws alive

ME: Babe, which letter does the word “Tuesday” end with?
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HER: Y
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ME: I just wanna know

Today early in the morning around 04:27 when i was busy driving my Ferrari🚘 with my girlfriend going to town for shopping. Guess what………………..
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The alarm⏰ woke me up!!!
Shit some dreams cant even come true

Every time i feel like I’m ugly i just go and look at a few profile pics of participants in this group then i feel better about myself. You guys give me hope.

Imagine Paying R600 Creche Fee And You Hear
Your Kid Saying: “My Name is Four Years Old”

Girl : Baby can you speak Italian? Because you always watching their soccer.
Boy : Yeah I understand everything
Girl : mmmmmmmm can you speak a little so that I can hear you.
Boy : Neymer totti messi ancelotti pierro maldin di natale konti…
Girl : WOW and what does that mean?
Boy : In all the days, as long as Im breathing, you will remain in my heart.
Girl : Thank you Babe, I love you so much my guardian angel.
Boy : Balotelli
Girl : Whoa and what does that one mean???😘😘😘
Boy : I love you too…😎😎😎
Girl : Awwwwww..😍😍😍 oh how sweet..

I texted my ex-girl “Hi” she immediately updated her Facebook status:
“I’m doing fine without u”😐
And yet i wanted to say:
” I met your dad👳 in town wearing my jacket”

When your mom tells every visitor that you’re going to be a
successful Engineer
because you changed the light bulb