I really can’t wait to have Twins and name them Terms & Conditions

Mom : Alcohol won’t take u anywhere.. Me : Yeah alcohol has never been a taxi

I Just Want A Girl Who’s Gonna Call Me Daddy In front Of her dad Is that too much to Continue Reading..

My parents haven’t apologize to me for making me ugly

A Lecturer Teaching Medical Was Tutoring A Class On Observation. He Took Out A Jar Of Yellow-Coloured Liquid. This, He Continue Reading..

You’re so stupid that you had to call 411 to get the number for 911

Brothers stop calling your girlfriends with cheap names like honey,chocolate,sweety,sugar…those things cost less . 😀😀😀😀..call them with names like bag Continue Reading..

Yo mamma is so fat when you walk around her u will get lost