How can a guy without passports tell u that u are the most beautiful girl in the world?Where in the world has he been to?
Such lies must end this year.

[After fetching my school report]
Ronnie : “dad i have some great news”

Dad : “what son?
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Ronnie : “remember that E200 that u promised to give me once i pass?
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Dad : “yes my son”
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Ronnie : “well!, you can keep it”

The way I’m so drunk
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I used a calculator to post
this…

Questions: “What Is The Difference Between A Man Who Is Buying A Lottery Ticket And A Man Who Is Arguing With His Wife?”

Answer: “Lottery Ticket Buyer Has Still Some Chances To Win.“

Guys what happens to a car when you press
brake and acceleration at the same time…
Will it take a screenshot shot?

Marrying someone aged 35 years old and above is like
buying a newspaper in the evening……
You know it’s old news.

I will register but I’m not gonna vote Coz
that’s what they also do to us mos?
They promise us but they never deliver??

She was my crush until I saw her going to the
toilet holding a cement paper.

Your problems are small if you’re still praying in English my friend.
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African problems don’t understand English! ✋✋

7 Facts About Girls
1. “K” – Means They’re Bored
2. “Mhm” – Means They’re Mad
3. “Ohh Okay” – means They’re
Dissapointed
4. “No M Fine ” – They’re Not Fine Bruh
5. “Um So Sorry” – That means they
Actually Feel bad
6. “Are u Angry at me”? – They need
Attention
7. “I Love You ” – They Normally Mean
It
True or False..

Instead of “Who is your daddy” i accidentally asked “How is your daddy”. We ended up putting our clothes back on and discussed her fathers Cholesterol problem

You are 21 and already have 5 children?
My sister you deserve a VIP Gold SASSA card

You know you’re a good Mother, when you sacrifice your VIBRATOR batteries🔋 for your children toys🚗 during this lockdown. 👏✊👍
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God Bless You! 🙏😘

Don’t get it twisted, Mzansi girls date who they love and end up marrying who is Ready. So bro’s forget love just be ready..!