My biggest fear is having a child with someone
I don’t intend on spending the rest of my life with.

Fake Friends – Never ask for food..🍩
👭Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food!🍜
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👥Fake Friends – Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
👭Real Friends – Call your parents Dad / Mom
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Never have seen you cry..😢
👭Real Friends – Cry with you😭
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👥Fake Friends – Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back
👭Real Friends – Keep your stuff so long, they forget it’s yours!🎒
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👥Fake Friends – Know a few things about you..💭
👭Real Friends – Could write a book about you📚
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👥Fake Friends – Would knock on your front door..🏡
👭Real Friends – Walk right in and say
“I’m home!”🙋
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👥Fake Friends – Will help you up when you fall over🎭
👭Real Friends – Will jump on top of you and shout “dog pile!”🙌
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👥Fake Friends – Are around for a while..🚶
👭Real Friends – Are for life💙
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👥Fake Friends – Say “like you” in a joking manner😄
👭Real Friends – say “I like you” and they mean it💚
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👥Fake Friends – will read this.📃
👭Real Friends – will share this📠

*inbox*
Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Him: I can’t hear you, there’s noise here

why it is difficult for a woman to leave
abusive relationship than broke guy

That moment when you just lost a fight and when you get home you start thinking about all the kung fu moves you could’ve used

All Those Who Used To Cover Their Papers During Exams In School ,
Are You Billionaires Now?

Girls please stop trying to impress guys with
english
Boy:darling
Girl:hi baby
boy:how are you
girl:i am fun
boy:you are fun?!
girl:oops!sorry i meaning i am find
boy:eh,what you doing?
girl:the tv is washing me in Muvhango
boy:lol,k!who u with?
girl:my mother,my father and my parents
boy:yho!so when am i gonna see you? girl:ah
baby,but you is told me you are moneyless now
you wanna look me to the sea!
boy:lmao yoooh! What do you mean? girl:baby
laughing for who? Ah u see i make a stock of
laughing
boy:eh baby,I will call you coz ur texting is cripled
girl:ok baby,I am go waiting for ur missed
call,shap shap! lol
its better if you text in your own language

I saw a driver texting and driving.

It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.

Have you ever seen a pregnant slender girl near you. 😂 😂 😂
.
The are very funny, they look like small letter “b”.

When you look at bae, do you now believe in the saying: “Dreams do come true” or the one that says: “To be happy accept what life gives you”..??

Where can i do a DNA test i want to make sure it’s me😐
Im Not someone else

Huawei P30 Take Pictures In Your Dreams And See Them On Your Phone
When You Wake Up

Sometimes their life is not better than yours.
Their phone just has better picture quality & a better filter..