Alot of you didn’t underline the date in school and it shows by your eyebrows∽∽!

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TEACHER: Tomato is a Fruit or a Vegetable?
ME: It’s Bisexual sir😄

He suspended me for 3 weeks

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Dear Monday
Would u please tell Tuesday to inform Wednesday that Thursday would like to see Friday on Saturday

Yours Sincerely
Sunday

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One day a wife tested the husband n write a letter says “honey I m gone sorry for wasting your tym go on with your life “,she put the letter on a table n hide under the bed .The husband comeback from work he read that …after he pretend as if he’s calling sum1” hi sweetie that stupid woman she gone for gud now let’s meet up on the bus stop to celebrate “he drop n take pen to write again on that letter and go out ,she come out under the bed ,she take that letter 2 see what did the husband wrote n she was angry she read…” Hey u stupid woman cum out …what r u doing under the bed I saw ur legs,I m out 2 buy bread make faster n cook for m don’t play lyk a child “

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Posting Jokes On Facebook doesn’t Mean Everything Is Fine..
I also Have Personal Problems Such As Crying When
Am Hungry Nd Refuse To Bath

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Apart from “Fine” and “okay”
what other death threats do women use?

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I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

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Dear Person reading this Post
.
Stop checking your Ex photos
.
It’s Over it’s Over

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Zulu boys be like

Him: hello cuttie
Her:hello
Him:I’m Solomon
Her:so
Him:lomon

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If your bae says do whatever makes you happy
just know that you already have a replacement

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Tht moment whn a Zulu guy says: I’m Solly and u get confused
whether he’s apologizing or introducing himself

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PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.

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You see those girls who are ever online, they
are there begging data , airtime & money
from different guys…

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Send Your Lady Some Flowers To Work On Valentine’s Day
From A Secret Admirer,
If She Don’t Bring The Flowers Home…
She’s Cheating Fam🙆🚶

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Law of studentology: Book continues to be in state of
rest or covered with dust and soil,
unless exams are appeared 🙂

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If a woman buys you an iPhone think twice.
Apple is what got Adam into trouble in the first place.

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