Gents before you get Your Bonuses
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Remember they once said “Men are Trash ”

When a short person tells you nice hair, quickly check your zip*🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sinkie is on his death bed
He has all his family around him
He’s about to say his final wishes so he asks for a couple of witnesses..
He then starts to speak.
Bobby my son, I leave you all of my houses..
Billy my son I leave you all the bungalows I have .
Teresa I leave you with all my flats
And finally to you Brenda my lovely wife I leave you all of the tenements that are still left …

The nurse says OMG what a generous man I never realised he was so rich ..

To which Brenda his wife says
‘Don’t be daft He was a window cleaner ‘

Ladies….
If you have pimples please dont put makeup ontop of those pimples……
Do you know why?????
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Because you look like magnum ice cream

*My friend invited me to a wedding and while sitting I whispered to a person sitted next to me:*

*ME* the bride is ugly..
*PERSON:* if you dont mind, thats my daughter
*ME:* ooh am sorry I didn’t know you are the father..
*PERSON:* idiot am not the father, am the mother..
*ME:* heeeh

*RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS*
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper…😀
2. The owner of the ball decided who played…
3. Penalty (otherwise called PENARITY!) was awarded
only if an injured player could curse or fight a lot…😀
4. The match only ended when everyone was tired…
5. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner
would be determined by the last team to score…
6. No referee and linesmen. You could run with the ball
even behind the goalpost…
7. If you didn’t participate in repairing a damaged ball you were given a match ban…
8. If you’re picked last, you’re a loser…
9. The guy who’s never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game…
10. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game
over…
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty…
12. The most skillful player got automatic selection…the most bully player got automatic selection too…….
13. No discrimination, both the children of rich and the poor played together!
14. Three corners make one Penarity!
15. All players help in household work of the ball owner.
16. If the ball burst everyone contribute to pay the owner.
17. You can’t dribble the owner too much. This may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.
18. You can go round the goalpost still return into the field and score.
19. When you hit your toes against a stone and notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sands as a form of first aid. Play continue.
20. We called ourselves by nicknames of great players especially from Brazil and England.
21. Game over when it’s dark and we can barely see the ball. We all dispersed in groups to our homes teasing one another until d last player gets home to face another round of punishment from our disciplinarian parents 🤣😁😳🙄.
This generation is missing a lot of free fun. They pay dearly ( in monetary terms) for today’s fun.

Sugar Daddies or Sugar Mama’s.
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Your thoughts? Ever had one? How was the experience? Let’s talk.

A sick woman was lying on her sick bed with
her husband by her side,😭
She turns to the husband and said
WIFE : Honey, I have a confession to make….😢
HUSBAND : Save your strength my dear!☺😊
WIFE : [Cuts in] Nooo,😭 I want to say it so that
when I die my spirit will be at rest😣.I have been
stealing your money and giving it to my boyfriend😢,
You’re not the father of our son Junior, I was the one who stole
your gold wrist watch and hide it in your
sister’s bag so that you’ll drive her away😩..
Please forgive me😞
HUSBAND : I know all this, that’s why I poisoned you.😊
Keep calm Let the poison work…. s

“I don’t date guys who don’t have cars”
says a girl who bath with soap
until it becomes size of a simcard

‘The correct spelling is SCHOOL and not SCHOOL.
Many people put the first O before the second O
and it is completely wrong’

Their are only two naked thing that can kill a man
1). *Naked wire*
2). *Naked woman*
😂😂😂😂

*Hope I am not lying*

Facebook should have VIP section for some of us who use data bundles.

Slay Queens be like: I don’t own anyone a perfect English
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Let’s begin to start