If you think a shot of an AK47 gun is loud
then you have never heard a sound of a falling pot lid
when you are trying to steal meat at night

I don’t chase dreams,
I just go back to bed and try to dream it again

Money doesn’t change People,
It Unlocks the character that was jailed by poverty..

*People are wicked. My neighbour lost a goat and I am hearing that he has traveled to Malawi without even asking me. Is that how we solve things.*

imagine paying R600 crecher fee and you
hear your kid saying “my name is four
years old”

An African woman married a Chinese man and had a child…

Two months later the child passed away😢

At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying: “I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!!..”😭

A family member pulled her aside and asked: “what did u know?”😨

She replied: “That Chinese Products don’t LAST LONG!!!”

If she cheat on u this December!
Just give her fake money, Mr price security will deal with her!
you will thank you later

My sister stay away from a relationship
where you’re always crying you’re not at a funeral

I want to be rich to an extent that when my wife starts and argument, I hit the table and say: You know what, Let’s go and argue in Dubai!

This is not December I ordered!
Can I see your manager please!!!

When your girlfriend from the villages finally visits you and
she enters the shower with an umbrella

When the relationship is in ICU
.
Her – I love you.
.
Him – My data is finished, I’ll respond you tomorrow