This Guy posted: you are 24 and yet you don’t have a degree. What’s your plan?
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I commented: TO start a company, hire you with your Degree and delay your payment
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Blocked

If You Listen👂Closely To A XHOSA Lady Laughing😂,
You’ll Hear “I just want your money”🤦 in-between her laughter..!

We need a brave thief who can go to heaven
and steal the book of sins

if you’re a dude & u go through your girl’s phone
while she not around, congratulations.
You’re a girl in a lesbian relationship.

Today, I met my ex and she was kissing her new boyfriend in front of a store, I was watching them and she saw me then she asked me what I was doing there. I told her my wife is pregnant and I am here to buy baby stuffs and I am very very happy. I spoke as if they asked me that.

I proceeded in as she was looking at me, I bought 3 buckets, a baby seat and a baby bed with sponge with soaps then I chattered a taxi and left. She and her boyfriend were looking at me and I felt they envied me sooo much.

Now, my issue is, if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, baby seat, soaps and sponge. I am around Boksburg, Commissioner street

ZCC chicks are Hot
Jealous down
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Until One of them burps in the taxi…
Then the taxi starts smelling like a Coffee shop

Teacher : class give me name of any City you know
John : Cape town city
Teacher : very good..anyone else?
David. : New York City
Teacher : nice…Rainbow your turn
Rainbow: Electricity
Teacher : what 😮?
Rainbow : joking ma’am Rythem City.

May the FRONT teeth of your enemies be removed
so that you can know them by their smile!!

If The First Button In A Shirt Is Put Wrong,
Then Every Button Will Be Wrong.”

-Prem Tailor,
Shahdara, Delhi

2018 is my year. I am getting married.
The pastor/prophet lied to you!
You are still single and we have 2 months remaining

Stop telling people to get married because
people their age are married. People your
age are dying and nobody is telling you to
die

Huwawei P10 – Use Headset For Music
Huwawei P20 – Use Wireless Headset For Music
Huwawei P30 – Music Plays in your mind
Huwawei P50 – The Music Plays you
Huwawei P100 – The artist comes out of the phone to perform live

If you ask me for money💵 and I say “I will see what I can do💁”.
My brother just move on with your life🚶,
cuz there’s absolutely nothing I can do.

The woman who rejected you
because you were poor and dusty
will not regret it or suffer later in
life
She will meet her type, get married
and stay happy. Stop watching
Nigerian movies.