Weekend l attended a birthday party- with a gathering of abt 30 people!! I sat on the front row seat….then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn’t reach us at the front. When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately I had already changed my seat to the back….!!! Again the drink didn’t reach me. I was so furious and I stood up to take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl. This time, I tried to be wise by sitting at the middle. . To my uttermost surprise, one of the ladies started sharing from the front…and the second lady started distributing from the back. It was turkey meat…. When it got to the middle where I was seated it got finished again. Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, not looking at any face…but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that I should pick somethng frm inside.. I stretched my hand… Guess what was in the bowl..?
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Toothpicks!!!

l got angry and sold my
Samsung
phone because it was
charging much
of my airtime and data.
I then went
and bought a China
phone but am
now in a very big
trouble
1. It gets full after 3
minutes of
charging
2. The phone has TV,
Touch screen,
Nail cutter, firelighter,remote control, 6 sim card
etc
3. Text messages can
be written
with a toothpick
4. It has some spelling
mistakes, it
is written NokLa
instead of Nokia
5. When an aeroplane
passes by it
records “one missed
call”.
6. When a big truck
hoots; it
records “charger
connected”
7. When a Chinese man
passes by
you it says “one
Bluetooth device
found”
It seems like my phone
is losing
mind!!!!!
Please, I want to sell
it,do u want
it?’

Its Wise To Tell Her That You Want Her Back
Than Talking Bad About Her
Some Of Us Find Bad Girls Very Attractive Bro

Hey You_!!!Yes You😊
You remember when you were about 8 years old .
You said you won’t drink alcohol and you….
DON’T SCROLL DOWN I’M TALKING TO YOU

To all taxi owners out there as from next year please provide us with
calculators in the front seat we’re tired of using our fingers

Pathan’s Wife Bought A Beautiful Sweater For Her Husband.

She Sent It To Him By Parcel Along With A Note…

That Said: “The Buttons Of The Sweater Are Removed Since They Were Too Heavy & Added To The Postage. U’ll Find ‘Em In The Right Hand Pocket Of The Sweater“

Your Periods Will Skip You Just Like The Way
You’re Skipping Our Posts!!!

Even If U Put The Volume Level On 1🔊
Nigerian Movies Will Always Be Nigerian Movies

I Remember telling people who were in a Titanic that its going to sink and no one was interested in listening to me.
I screamed and said “get out now” and no one got off the ship. I screamed my lungs out and said “for the fucken last time, get out of that ship right now guys”.And That’s was the last time i warned the victims before i was thrown out of the cinema for good.

Fat girls be like…

He broke my heart..

But I broke his bed.

1-1

Are you happy in your relationship or I should give you my number ?

Good morning chimhaters.Have u heard that Sundowns won n r on top of their group?Yes i am talking about Caf Champions league,not Macufe cup pls take note.This is what a big team should compete 4 and i hope my message is loud n clear.How many likes 4 Emiliano??

People are busy buying Houses, Plots & Cars.
Wena you are busy buying data bundles to gossip about them.
Fix your life wena

Four people that u can’t trust in this world…

1)Girls
2)Women
3)Ladies
4)Females