I’ll be handsome next year 🚶🏽
This year I’m just not in the mood

Some people go around busy saying, ” Alcohol is addictive”. 😂 😂 😂
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It is obvious that they don’t know any thing about air time advance

Yesterday I decided to use this shortcut
that passes through cemetery. Two ladies
ran towards me telling me how scared
they were walking alone so they join me. I
told them “even me I use to fear when I
was alive”. I can’t tell you their speeds limit

UNBELIEVABLE FACTS!

It takes 7seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of man’s penis is 3x the length of his thumb.👍
A humans heart beats faster than a man.
A women blink 2x as much as men.

A women has read this entire post…
A man is still looking at his thumb.

Teacher: Rainbow! I have 10 Beers. I give Patrick 1 Beer. How many left?
Rainbow: Easy! 9.
Teacher: Then I give 1 to Davies. How many left?
Rainbow: Simple! 8.
Teacher: If I Take 1 and give Patrick again?
Rainbow: So You Want to Finish All the Beers Without Giving Me?

Ladies if you pay rent alone but your man comes over ,walks around naked ,eats all your food.
That’s not a man ,that’s a rat !

BREAKING NEWS
Gauteng Police just found two heads in a student’s bag coming from a well known casino… The student is believed to be a grade 11 pupil which cannot be named at this point.The young student, about 17 years old, got into a uber with a big handbag from the casino heading towards town but the taxi driver felt a strong smell of human blood coming from her handbag… She claimed she was going to deliver some meat to a friend whom she identified as Phelisa. She claimed she works for a butchery part time on weekends and the smell was coming from the meat she was carrying!The horrible smell made the uber driver highly suspicious because he once worked as a mortuary attendant so he was very familiar with the smell of heads. He insisted to check the bag and discovered the two heads. The girl, was held and taken to the police station.Many were frightened, not knowing what was happening, One of the Police officials was shocked when he opened the 17-year-old girl’s bag and found two (2) heads…In examining them carefully, the authorities found that they were two known heads, it was a head of a garlic and the other of an onion.
Thank you very much for your attention!!! But you like stories huh🙄🙄Now you can continue what you were doing.

{Dear Ladies}
•°•
You’re Not Romantic Enough If You’ve
Never Worn Your Boyfriend’s Underwear!!

Slay Queen said:
If my body is the temple of God who am i
to limit the number of people who want to
enter?

If you stop telling your friends everything that is happening in your life ,
your enemies wouldn’t know so much about you.

After high school, I decided to try to go to Medical School. At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letters:-
*PNEIS*

to form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when active.

Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors while the rest of us who wrote what you thought about before you saw spine are now WhatsApp groups and Facebook group admins