Girlfriend : You’ve never smiled at me ever since we started dating, why?
Jonso: You said you want a serious relationship.

Every beautiful lady have that one handsome guy
that is just a friend but people think they r inlove

Ladies be Careful Wht u Do On FB.
You might be dumped for liking someone’s status or picture.
At this time of the Year any mistake is Red Card

Stop it I liiike it

Ngrrrrrrrr ngrrrrrrr
Him::: Hello bbes
Her:::::hi Sam..I called to tell you that j can’t do this anymore..it’s getting hard by the day
Him::::can’t do what exactly?
Her:::I mean ,you don’t even have a car ..how will we go out ?
Him:::: hey hey hey ..hold up!…do YOU have a car ?
Her::no I don’t,But you’re a man and you’re the one who’s supposed to make a plan and have a car
Him:::ohhh I see ..so all the women that have cars,,are men ..is that what you’re telling me?
Her:::nooo no no
Him:::ohk ..does your father have a car ?
Her::::be he doesn’t Sam,, but that’s besides the point 🤷‍♀️
Him::::point my foot,,,you have 5 brothers ,do they have cars ?
Her:::no bbe they don’t but…
Him:::But what huh?

Don’t come up with stories..find R10 and come see me tomorrow 9am ..I’ll be home

Her::::ok bbe I’m sorry ..see you tomorrow

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Volume gents how far

Don’t you ever date a Skhothane guy
He will burn you just to prove a point

She who disappears from Social media will return with a new born baby,
Babydaddy chapter 1:13.
Amen..!

Funny guys are dangerous😂😂

They’ll make you laugh and laugh and laugh….

Then boom you’re naked

Some Ladies will closethe Door, close the Window just to Dress and
still Come out half Naked..!!

My English is perfect when I’m speaking it silently but once I open my mouth… I didn’t could😑

I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This But Unless
He Wears A Diaper You Can’t Change Him

When you see someone using crayons in an exam and
wena you didn’t need them

You’ll be having good time with your bae then baby mama will just call🙄be like: “Your child swallowed a shovel..!”