Nobody Hates You Like A Girl
Who Wants Your Boyfriend!!!
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Nothing makes short girls happier than seeing someone more shorter them..!
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A teacher asked her class
“What is sex?”
Johnny got up and said:
“Sex is a *temptation* ,
caused by a *sensation*
where a boy sticks his *location*
into a girl’s *destination*
to increase the *population*
of the next *generation* .
Did you get my *explanation* ?
Or do you need a *demonstration* ?
The teacher fainted
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When we’re done with this month of July we’re going straight to September, we don’t want to see our December being delayed by these mad people of August.
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The pain of being blocked by someone you wanted to block first..!
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In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it
before calling the police.
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A doctor came across a patient he had valued for years and
saw that he was carrying sleeping pills in his hand, so wanted
to warn him: – Mr. Brown, I see sleeping pills you use, sometimes you may need it, but I want to warn you, those pills are very effective and addictive. The patient laughed and said that: – No, doctor. That’s no true. I’ve been using this medicine for 20 years, the pills have never become addictive!
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Welcome to Africa where people kill Snakes and Later pay to see them in the ZOO
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Message Body:
Mathematics clazz
Teacher: Arfoza Yu have 12 mangoes and Yu give two mango to Halima, three to Aisha and three to Nuria
So what do you have
Meh: Three new girlfriends
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Tonight’s proverb
Ladies are like shoes that you buy on jambo sale….you dont know if the owner was wearing with socks or not!!!!!!
Gudu nayiti…..
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How to survive January
1) date a taxi driver for free ride to work
2) attend each and every funeral in your hood for a free plate
3) borrow meat from your neighbours and make soup and take it back
4) stay away from broke girls or niggas even he/she is your xondile
5) use one teabags at least 3× before you throw it away
6) use a taxi to work and save petrol
7) mix water with sugar to make a drink
8) try to use prostitutes for sexual needs to avoid imali yekhanda and unnecessary use of money
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God Created A Man And He Said “this is a perfect creation”
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He Then Created A Woman and said “well this one will need to paint her face every morning”
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Girl: I love you very very much!
Please text back
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Boy: BACK
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Some guys be calling their girlfriends “My Queen! My Queen!!” but when the Queen asks for R50 the kingdom scatters and the king disappears.
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I went to Zoo and we paid R200 for entrance but I wanted to take a picture hugging a lion but forbidden me. Mxm what a waste. Why so much money but will not allow to take pictures with animals?
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Dear Parents, if we are too old for Christmas clothes at least buy us beers
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