Whoever Is Reading This😤
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I Wish They Dump You Today And Be Single
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Dear girlfriend,
You can’t just dump me by saying
“it’s over”… I won’t believe you.
I want the following things to
support your decision:
1. 5 full Pages of your reasons.
2. Police affidavit.
3. A 90 minutes voice record of the
reason why you’re dumping me.
4. Your parents ID’s
5. Your parents’ permission.
6. The President’s approval.
7. Relocate to another country.
8. Lastly… You’ll have to perform
rituals Slaughtering two fat cows
Apologizing for hurting my feelings..
Either that… Or we stay
together!.
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People with dimples were fed on an empty feeding bottles🍼!!!!!
Case closed and good night in-advance with your dimples
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Me, Fight for a lady? Never!!
I’ll rather fight for food at a wedding.
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That shame you get when you enter a boutique and
you see your salary boldly written on a pair of shoes.
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Ladies and their nonsense behaviours😏🤕
I said we should meet infront of a restaurant and you’re already inside reading the menu😢😢😒
Finish reading and meet me outside let’s discuss😎😎😊😂😹*
I hate indiscipline😔😔🤕
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I just finished three books today.
Believe it or not, but that’s a lot of coloring
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Nothing breaks my heart than seeing a pregnant Teen mother
becoming single even before the Baby is born.
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All are busy wishing their mothers …
Happy mother’s day yet your mother at home is asking for 5bob to
buy salt yet you are busy here wishing him happy mother’s day …
Wish him sad mother’s day
🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😒
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If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na na na na
it’s called High Blood Pressure.
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Boy : Happy Valentine sweetie.
Girl : Thanks honey. Where’s my Valentine’s gift?
Boy : (Points out) Can you see that red BMW parked over
there?
Girl : Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I can’t believe this.
Boy : I bought you a toothbrush of the same colour
😆😆😆😆😆
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I will never in my life fight with
anybody when there is no third
party to separate us.
| almost died yesterday
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Me:mom our kettle is not working we
should throw it at the dump site
Mom:why?
Me:because its useless
Mom:wena did we throw U away when U
were born?
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*TODAY I DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!!!*
I went to a RESTAURANT and couldnt get a table. After seeing every table being occupied by couples, I took out my phone and made a very loud phone call, saying,
“My friend, your wife is here with another man just come and see”
Nine women DISAPPEARED!!!! And I got a table
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William Sexfear’s One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption
Before Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Sad
After Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Happy
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The food that I ate in my dreams last night had no taste😒..
so tonight I’m sleeping with salt
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