Since joining facebook
i have never made any spelling mistekes.

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Don’t Judge A Lady When You See Her In Different Cars..
Who knows she might be a Mechanic!!🔧

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Dating an uneducated lady is a blessing 😂

Lady : baby it’s too late where r u ?😞
Guy : I’m at the bank changing my FB profile pic 😕
Ledy : ok love do quickly😘

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Fact Of Girl & Boy- Every Girl Wants A Bad Boy Who Will B Good Just 4 Her, Nd Every Boy Wants A Good Girl Who Will B Bad Just 4 Him.

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My neighbor dresses to kill 💥👌
and she cooks the same way 😫😫💔

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Relationship stress can make u buy airtime and
end up pressing the voucher on a tv remote control

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That annoying voice people use when talking to a baby..!

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You are 21 and already have 5 children?
My sister you deserve a VIP Gold SASSA card

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Sign on a repair shop-s door-
.
We can repair anything (please knock hard,the bell doesn-t work) 😀

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Why don’t monkey’s use pocket watches ?

because they don’t wear pants silly
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested
.
Anything u say will be used against u

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Dating a vegetarian gal is very hard.
Yesterday I bought her flowers and ate them.

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Depression starts when you want an iphone and
a Brazilian while you’re unemployed

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We beat up cheating boyfrnd for a living
Call us or Whatapp us on 0828676083
.
We are Fixing the Country.

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You are bathing and someone mistakenly open your door,,*
*what will you hide,,,,,,,*
*Me::i will hide my soap

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They say milk gives strength. I drank 4 cups of milk yet i wasn’t able to move a wall, but when i drank 4 bottles of beer i saw walls moving by themselves. These scientists are bloody liars

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