Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

*TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis class?
*Cynthia*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Atem*: By staying at home.

*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Ngu*: We don’t call them, they come on their own.

*TEACHER* : Name the nation people hate most
*Asong*: Exami-nation

*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
*Lekeaka*: Future impossible tense.

*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Atabong* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you

Please don’t Laugh Too much. Teachers have a steep mountain to climb.

*THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES*

You’ll be dating your girl in peace and then
1 fool will give her a lift in a Range Rover
Sport….and she will start behaving like an
android phone which needs to be flashed..

Y’all Demanding BLACK FRIDAY Specials 😏 ,
What if Your Employer Paid You Half The Salary
And call it A BLACK FRIDAY Special For Him ?

We Are All Mentally Disturbed ,
it’s Just That Some Are More Disturbed Than Others

Your problems must not arrive on someone else’s pay day
that kind of witchcraft must end☝️

A Man With Money Will Change A Broke Woman’s Life !! 🔥♥😻
A Woman With Money Won’t Even Look At A Broke Man !! 😂😂😪💔

Brothers Stay Woke

Guys ,next Monday will be my last day for me on Facebook as I will be travelling to England on Tuesday to study pharmacy and will be there for 3 years. I’ll miss you so much. May God be with you all. Please forward this message to all those who know me. I’ve just copied it as I received it and I don’t even know whose traveling

There are 2 thoughts in a girl’s mind
when they want to visit a guy for the first time.
“I will not have sex with him” &
“let me shave, just in case”

For it is written He who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery​ “..
Similarly as we enter this cold season…
He who looks at soap and water lustfully has already bathed!

The biggest Mistake a woman can ever make is to love
and give the wrong man a child. Just wish it could Stop.