The doctor said I must not carry anything heavy.
So now I sit down when I pee
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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
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Reporter : “may i interview you?”
Ronnie : “yes”
Reporter : “Name?”
Ronnie : “Ronnie White Star Sikhondze”
Reporter : “sex?”
Ronnie : “3 times a day”
Reporter : “No i mean male or female?”
Ronnie : “yes male, female, sometimes a cow”
Reporter : “holy cow?”
Ronnie : “yes cow, sheep, animals in general”
Reporter : “but isn’t that hostile?”
Ronnie : “yes horse style, dog style, any style”
Reporter : “mxm”
*
One word for Ronnie!!
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The real meaning of I’m finished is when at night you lock the door
to kill a snake and then electricity goes off.
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You’re still busy laughing at pirates while
they’re are busy laughing at your report at school
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You can take a river to the donkey
but you will never force the river to drink the donkey
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Some Ladies will closethe Door, close the Window just to Dress and
still Come out half Naked..!!
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Ur mama is so fat that when she passes though the TV
u miss 112 episods of isidingo
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Btw I’m single for anyone trynna fall in love with me
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The lawyer hopes you get into trouble, the doctor hopes you fall sick, the police hopes you become a criminal, the teacher hopes you are born stupid, the coffin maker wants you dead, only the thief wishes you prosperity in life so that he can steal from you.
IT’S WORLD’S THIEVES DAY , Send to any thief you know. It came to me by mistake,don’t send it back to me..
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The number of girls👩 some men👨 promised to marry but never did,
is enough start “GIRLS SECONDARY SCHOOL😕
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People Say You Cannot Live Without Love🙄
.
I Think Oxygen Is More Important
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Last Night i dreamt Eating Noddles Now I can’t find My Earphones
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You won’t know that you hav Kung Fu Skills,
Until Cockroaches Run All Over ur Body*
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7year old’s having Iphones..
when I was 7 I had a plastic phone that went
tring tring, whoof whoof, can I help you
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The uglier the couples 👫
The stronger the relationship
True or false?
👀
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