Three simple steps to forget your ex:
1-Block your ex
2-Add me
3-Text me
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Three simple steps to forget your ex:
1-Block your ex
2-Add me
3-Text me
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You got a new boyfriend in January
& u get mad when he tells u he can’t buy u a Valentine’s day Gift🎁
–
My sister if u join a company in November,
Do u expect to get a bonus in December?
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Have you ever thought that the Mouse you killed
was thinking that it is part of your family?
Exactly you’re just thinking for yourself
you don’t care about others feelings
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Do lesbian leave each other for someone
with a bigger tongue and long fingers as
well?
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There was two blonds on a boat in the middle of no where
and they tried to swim one around the other
swam half way got tired and swam back.
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While seryoaong eats boknoy and Mary of lomi.
Mary: babe, I have something to say to you.
Boknoy: babe, later. Can you?
Mary: Okay, babe.
– after meals
Boknoy: babe, what are you going to tell me a while ago?
Mary: Ah, your lomi because babe has a cockroach.
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South African don’t measure salt. We just
sprinkle into the food until we hear the
spirit of our ancestors whisper “Enough
my child
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Your boyfriend secretly say:
”I am not your parent”
when you ask him money.
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If you are not dating her stop commenting
“My love, My baby”on her posts.
Allow her future hubby to locate her in peace.
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Nothing kills my mood like a bank reciept
that says:
Current balance: R 599.00
Available balance: R 200.00
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A Japanese Came To India. He Took An Auto To Go To The Airport On The Way A Honda Overtakes
Japanese: “Honda Made In Japan……… Very Fast”
Next A Toyota Overtakes.
Japanese: “Toyota Made In Japan……….Very Fast”
Airport Came He Asked: “How Much?”
Autowala: “Rs. 8000/-”
Japanese: “Why So Expensive?”
Autowala: “Meter Made In India………..Very Fast“
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Dear Principal
.
I Am Writter This Letter With Haters And Tell
You That I Am Leave Your School For Good
Enough
.
The Why Of Leave The School Is Because At
Your School Teachers Beat Ass Very Harmful
And Very Sad.I Wanted To Cry But My Friend
Telled Me That Man Is A Sheep Is Not Cry,I
Was Silent But Vibrating
.
Another Why Is Because Of Discriminating
We Writted A Test That I Am Cheated But I
Got 20℅.Teacher Said My Head Is Dead,That
Thing Of My Head Is Dead It Pained Me
.
The Another Is Because Early In The Morning
Is Ice, Blanket is not Want To Be Removed
From The Body
.
I Leave Good Bye For Ever And Ever Amen
.
Your Faithfully
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IF I WAS THE FOUNDER OF FACEBOOK
• No Under 15’s.
• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.
• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics Once A Month.
• No People Over the Age Of 50.
• I Read Your Inboxes.
• A Chick Who Gets Less than 10 Likes Will Be
Banned For 3 weeks.
• No Nude Pics.
• No Texting When You In The Toilet
or When You’re Eating.
• You Wear Your Facebook Uniform
Before Logging In.
• Strictly No Dating on facebook.
• After 10 We all Log Out (Closing
Gates).
• You bath Before You Post.
• You Need To Have At Least 20
foreign Friends On Your Facebook.
• You’re Not Allowed To Have More
Than 500 Friends.
• You Need To Make An Affidavit To
Have An Account and A doctor’s Note .
• You can only login after church on
sundays, and if u didn’t go to church, you can’t login.
• Wash Your Hands Before Signing
In.
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Follow instructions carefully to crack
the code.
[1] Chali has got a secret that he wants to
tell you, scroll down to number 5
[2] The answer is on number 11
[3] Don’t be angry, look at 15
[4] Calm down don’t be mad look at 13
[5] Kikiki 1st look at number 2
[6] Don’t be that angry look at 12
[7] Just trying to wish u all a FRUITFUL
WEEK!,hope u already having a grt monday!
love y’all bangane and fans…
[8] What I wanted to tell you is… THE
ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient look at 4
[10] This is the last time I’m going to do
this look at 7
[11] I hope you’re not mad when I say
this look at 6
[12] Sorry look at 8
[13] Don’t get mad look at 10
[14] I don’t know how to say this but
look at 3
[15] You must be really mad at me now
but look at number 9
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Those trucks which deliver petrol are not guarded
when they are not moving around😐
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
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Short Girls Are abusive and evil
You should see them when they are angry
its like a toy with new batteries
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