Nowadays going to toilet without your Cellphone,is like
going to War without a Weapon…

I Can’t Really Talk The Talk Or Walk The Walk
But If You Need Someone To Drink The Drink ,
Then I’m All Yours 🤣😂

Once she says “You’re my favorite couple”….just know she
wants your man😒😏

Struuu bob

In A Taxi *
..
GIRL Next To me : I’m Hungry!
–
ME : OK Hungry I’m KENNY
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Her: I’m Serious.
–
ME : eban Your Name Was Hungry A Few Seconds
Ago, Now Your Name Is “Serious” mxm

Pain Of Deleting A Nice Conversation Because You Are Dating A

Detective

A Couple Where Have A Huge Argument On Who Is Most Afraid To Be Home Alone.

They Went On Until They Decided To Ask There 5 Year Old Son To Tell Them Who Is More Afraid Mom Or Daddy?

Mom: “Son, Who Is More Scared To Be Home Alone Me Or Dad?”

Son: “Daddy Is More Scared.”

Mom: “Why Son?”

Son: “Because When You Working Night Shifts, Dad Ask The Lady From Next Door To Come And Sleep With Him On Bed.”

Mom Shocked: “And What They Do?”

Son: “They Play The Same Game You Always Play With Our Gardener On Bed During The Day When Daddy Is Away.

Research shows that gay people are rich
because they don’t date girls

Have you noticed that Girls have “Three Voices”:
•°•
ONE☝, Is used when answering calls📱.
◽
TWO✌, The other one at home 🏡 when
she is talking to her siblings👪 (Her Original Voice) ®
◽
THREE👌, Is used when she’s talking to her “Bae”

I know I’m single,
but somebody cheating on me bro I can feel it

Tswana Girl Enter At The Sex Store…
Cashier : Hi,what Can I Do For You Miss.?
Girl :Hy I want A Dildo!!
Cashier :Okay Dear You Can Chose From Our Rage On The Wall…
Girl :I’ll Take The Red One Sir..
Cashier : Sorry Mam That’s A Fire Extinguisher!!!

*People are busy hiding millions from
government and you are there hiding Last
seen* on WhatsApp!
See your life !

White kid : Sorry mom I’ll try harder next term
Black kids: ahh but I’m not the only one who failed moss!