For it is written He who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery “..
Similarly as we enter this cold season…
He who looks at soap and water lustfully has already bathed!
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Can I Take Your pictures ?? I love To Collect Photos Of Natural Disaster
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To all girls who were told by Prophets or Papa that you will get married in 2017,,,, My sister u have only 4 days to go!!
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A day will come when Heaven’s gate will open and the cloud will change,
Some people will think its weather for two not knowing its rapture for one
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Boy: Mom Why Diamond Was Given The Name “Diamond”😀?
Mom: Because Her Mom Loves Diamonds😊
Boy: Ohh😯 then Why You Game This Name I have?😕
Mom: Shut Up Dickson
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🐼 I feel sorry for ladies dating DJs🎼🎧🎤📀🎵🎶
When the party is over, you have to remain and help with speakers and cables
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Dear Pimples If You’re Going To Live On My Face
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I Need To See Some Rent🤷
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TEACHER: Rainbow come take your paper you
got 13%..
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CLASS: *laughs*
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TEACHER: He’s the highest
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CLASS: *silence*
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“A Bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an on coming truck,and everyone inside dies!”
Then they get to meet their Maker,and because of the grief they have experienced;He decided to grant them one wish each,before they enter Paradise.
They’re all lined up,and God asks the first one what the wish is?”
“I want to be Gorgeous,”and so God Snaps his fingers,and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says,”I want to be gorgeous too.”Another snap of his fingers and the wish is granted.”
This goes on for a while,but when God is half way the line,
The last gy in Line(Stix) starts laughing.when there are only 10 people left,Stix is busy rolling on the floor…laughing.”
Finally,God reaches the last person which was Stix and God asked him what his whish will be?
Stix calm down,and says,
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“Make Them All Ugly Again!”
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There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim.
When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”
The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me.”
A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked,
“Hey, do you need help?”
The preacher replied again, “No God will save me.”
Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”
God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”
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When people around you succeed, it shows that the que is moving. Don’t be jealous but rejoice, your time is coming .
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The Worst Feeling is When You Feel Like You’re Annoying
The Only Person You Wanna Talk To
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Real People Are 😂😂😂 BASOTHO
– They are mostly mine workers
– Co – founders of African hip hop
– You find them in blankets while it’s extremely hot
– Sotho women are so damn beautiful but their also Bitches too
– They prefer horses than Cars
– Sotho man Have Small 🍆
– Not scared to kill
– Witches 2
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Why was 7 afraid of 9
Couse 9 8(ate)7
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If your girlfriend cheats on you, you need to understand that you lacked something that made her cheat, so instead of leaving her for another girl, find out the error in yourself, apologise to her and be a Better man.
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My marriage is doing so well l’m thinking of
opening other branches nation wide.
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