Hey You_!!!Yes You😊
You remember when you were about 8 years old .
You said you won’t drink alcohol and you….
DON’T SCROLL DOWN I’M TALKING TO YOU
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Rihanna : Shine Bright Like A Diamond
– Albert Einstein : Diamond Don’t Shine idiot 😡 , They Reflect
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2084 is my year 🙌🏽 I can feel it
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Teacher: Why didn’t you come school yesterday?
Student: my dad’s in the hospital.
7days later,
Teacher: is your dad still in the hospital? Student:Yes…. he’s a docto
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i hate it when those who speaks in tongues comes late in service
and will start it at door entrance to d puipet just for every one to notice
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Thief: who is the son of God? 🔫
Congregation:goes 😐🤐🤐🤐.
Thief: who is the son of God,oh else I’ll shoot all of you?.
Mr Brown: ask the Pastor,he always said I am the child of God.
Pastor: uyanya I don’t know God or Jesus,I never been to heaven
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If you understand why Pizza🍕 is made Round🔵, Packed in a Square⬛ and Eaten in Triangles🔺. Then my friend you will Understand Girls..! 👌
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While visiting Santa’s house, Banta noticed that
he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model.
Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down,
Banta asked why the small one was there.
“Oh,” Santa replied, “I have decided to watch less Tv.”
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The funniest thing in class is when the teacher
cracks a joke and no one laughs
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*Girl*_ : _I’m leaving you coz you focus too much on football 😤😤
_*Boy*_ : are you leaving on loan or full transfer ?
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When I joined the gym, they said I would see changes within weeks. It’s been 6 months now and I haven’t seen any changes. I guess it’s time I go there personally and check what the problem is
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When you at Shoprite and someone asks you “Sorry my Sister, You Work here?” Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!
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Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work
but then I remember I was born Cute not rich
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In a bus, two women were fighting over a
seat,
and the angry driver shouted, “ok ok, the
ugly one should take the seat”
The two women stood up for the whole
journey.
.
Some drivers are as wise as the comedian
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She was my crush until I asked her about school and she said:
2017 I am at matric & I pass matriculated
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Doctor:How are you?.??
Patient:I’m fine doctor…
Doctor: Next patient please!!
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