that moment when you just lost a fight.
And when u get home You start thinking about
all The kung fu moves
You Could done

Very important health tips: don’t eat
burgers, pizzas, chat, ice cream & chocolate
Without ME!

I Saw wedding cars moving in reverse
Maybe it’s a DIVORCE

After i Give Advice , i Always End My Sentence With
“i Don’t Know Though” ..
So That You Can Never Say i Ruined Your Life

Four Cousins will get you so drunk that you start to think you’re the 5th cousin.

A beer company was hiring a taster,😅
someone to
taste the beers😊
before selling out😑.
So they placed adverts😎 & one
afternoon, a dirty,
rough looking man walks 🚶‍♂️into de
Manager’s office😊
asking to be employed.😋
The manager tried to figure out how
he could
drive ds man away 😏but couldn’t come
up with
an idea😪, so he decided to give the
man a trial.😛
He ordered his secretary to give de
man a glass
of wine😊, he takes a sip & said “Its
red wine,😊 a
muscat,🙂
three years old🤗, grown on a north
slope, matured in a steel
containers☺.”
That’s correct😧! The manager
exclaimed, well
give him
another one🤠 lets see. So he was
giving, he takes a sip again 😌& said
” Its red wine🙃, cabernet, eight
years old,😌 southwestern slope, oak
barrels🤤”
Incredible😱! said de manager.
Now de manager went closer to de
secretary 😁& whispered to her saying ”
go get
some of ur urine🙄
in a cup lets see if he will get
dat.✊✊✊
So de man was given the cup
of urine😆,he takes a sip, turns to d
manager & said 🙄”Female urine,😏
26years old🤔, 2 weeks pregnant 🤨& if
i’m not
given dis job😑, sir i will
tell your wife who is responsible
for the pregnancy”😌

My sister u have an expensive phone but you still post ugly pics.
Whats the purpose of buying an expensive phone My sister edit those pics u can’t afford to be ugly offline and online.

My Lips Are Shaking……
Someone is Busy Kissing my Girlfriend…

LET ME REPEAT 🔂 THIS ONE 😂
👇
An African 🇿🇦 teacher was sent to China to
teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll-calling.
•
He said “Sheng.” A student said: ”Present.”
•
He called the second name, “Chu muon”
Another student said ”Present.”
•
Suddenly, he sneezed, ”Hatchia” One student seated at the corner stood up
and said, ”Present Sir.”
•
He then exclaimed and said: ”Hmmmm..🤔.”
All the students shouted ”Absent.”
•
He got confused 😮 and said,”Chai…”
Three students stood up and said:
”Which one of us?”
•
The teacher became more confused and he asked: ”What is wrong?” A student stood up and said: ”Sir, i’m not wrong, i’m called Wong.”
•
The teacher now laughed, ”Hahahaha 😃😃”..

A girl said ”Present sir.”🙋
.
The Teacher Collapsed

*Once again please*

*If you are experiencing the following:*

*1. Headache*
*2. Poor eyesight*
*3. High temper*
*4. Always out of mind*
*5. Difficulty in sleeping*
*6. Easily gets angry*
*7. Cant communicate properly*
*8. Feeling dizzy*

*This is not CORONAVIRUS!*
*these are symptoms of a*
*person with no money!!!* *It is called POVID-20….Poverty Virus Disease 2020*

*Don’t get scared, this one doesn’t kill*. 🤔😅😄😀😜😆

*Stay at home & Be safe***

You go to School, nothing happens, You miss one day … 6 fights , teacher Slapped the guard, Tupac comes back ,The principal was drunk and even Benny Mayengani performed in the Tuck Shop

Girls Imagine me as your boyfriend,
in fact I can never be your boyfriend but just imagine😊😊😊

Sometimes God will bring back your Ex
just to check if you are still stupid