My parents haven’t apologize
to me for making me ugly

During my Teenage years,
Girls of my age would tell me that
I am young and that they will shake me..
Where you all at?

Hi guys….mara hav u notice gore ma 1970s, 1980s and 1990s looks younger than Ma 2000..is something dat i jst notice now😏

Real Men Disappear On Friday Say There Going To The Funeral And
Come Back On Monday Saying ”
I Was Buried By Mistake Babe”

Village girl:Can I have an ice cream
Cashier :Which flavor?
Village girl:Sugar flavor

Black people will go to an MTN Job interview wearing a Vodacom T-shirt

I need your advice?.
.
Last night my side chick called me and asked
me to come over her place for a night, …well
i didn’t hesitate since i had days without
seeing her, ..as i was on my way she asked
me to buy a 2kg of mixed portion which i
did, .i got there around 19:00 then she
immediately took out 4 pieces from the
braaipack and started cooking, ..i was so
excited thinking meaning 2 pieces is for me
and the other 2 is for hers since i was also
hungry, ..we then sat at a couch patiently
waiting for the food to be cooked, …while
we were still waiting she received a call
from her baby daddy telling her his on his
way, .i was so angry and disappointed as
she asked me to leave,but as a gentleman
that i am i didn’t start a fight or anything of
sort, .i just stood up and went straight to
the fridge and took out the remaining half
of the braaipack then went to the stove and
pick up those 4 pieces in the pot and drank
the soup then left, .. so she’s now not taking
my calls No reply to my text and this silence
is eating me inside!.
.
Was i wrong?

Jumping from one relationship to another is a sign to
tell God that you wanted to be a frog

HUSBAND: Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack.
WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password!
HUSBAND: It’s ok… I am feeling better now

Someone doesn’t even get angry in relationship
coz he/she doesn’t beg you

Daughter: “Sorry Dad, I Got Married Yesterday, I Forgot To Inform You”

Dad: “Its Ok My Child, But Don’t Forget To Invite Next Time“

To all Salah fans lets go into the bible

Isaiah 19:3 I am going to frustrate
the plans of the Egyptians and destroy their morale.

*Some ladies should put learner signs [L] at the
back of their high heels,
you can’t just be walking like a
newly born goat infront of me*

Yellow bones behave as if they were
there when God said let there be
light…😕!?