Nyaa (8) Was In A bus Eating a Chocolate ,
Then He Took Another One And Then Another,
A Man Next To Him Said ” Do You…Know That
Too Much Of It Will Damage Your Teeth ”
Nyaa replied. ” My Grandfather Lived To 132 years ”
The Man Asked ” Was It Because Of Eating Chocolate ? ”
Little Nyaa Replied, ” No , he was always minding his own business”

One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, “Why are you eating grass?”The man replied, “I’m so poor, I can not afford anything to eat.” So the layer said, “Poor guy, come back to my house.” The guys say, “I have a wife and three kids.” The lawyer told him to bring them along. When they were all in the car, the poor man said, “Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you.” The lawyer replied, “You’re going to love it there .the grass is over a foot tall”

When you’re Single,You See Happy
Couples Everywhere, But When you get
Married, You See Happy Singles Everywhere*.
*This witchcraft is difficult to explain*

Whats the point of being a dentist in Cape Town?
Who has teeth there?

Gogo from next door have an ugly daughter
but she keep on calling me son in law.

Private school: Good morning class
Learners: Good Morning Teacher

Government school: Good Morning Class
Learners: Goooooooood Mooooorniiiing Teeeeaaacheeeeer

Sooo, my neighbour called the police🚔 because I was smoking in my backyard. The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked🚬 it all. They said where did you buy it, I said from my neighbour….now they’re at his house🏠..!
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Learn To Mind Your Own Business!!

If you’re arguing with your girl and she says,
“So let me get this straight”
she’s about to mix up everything you just said..

I was at shoprite then there’s this
lady who was staring at me as if she
had never seen someone drinking coke
and putting it back in the fridge

My crush: you look handsome hey
Me: im not just looking handsome
i also don’t have a girlfriend

Hiding in your room just because
you don’t feel like greeting the guests”😐
….Who else does that???