Some guys are not romantic at all, if you see the way they pull off ladies pants before sex, you will think they are starting a generator!

If God did not approve of sex before marriage
then he would have placed Eve in a
different garden not in Eden.

In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor
In Brasil a 17yr old is a footballer
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner
In China a 17yr old is an engineer
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity
In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest
In Africa a 35yr old is a
whatsapp group admin😂😂
…how old are u?

This might work:
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At the start of a relationship, partner’s should disclose all their cousins..!

Not all man are fools,
some stay bachelors

Money doesn’t change people It unlocks character
that was jailed by poverty

am the only one
is deeply in love but still single

When you are broke, you’ll discover that 98% of your contacts are useless.

Dating a married man is like driving a
government vehicle
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you can drive it but you’ll never own it

A lady can apologize,cry and
even faint and still be lying

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid

Husband: Well you dont’t remember, do you??
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
Then you said:
– Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.

When you are about to laugh loud then boom
you remember your matric results

Smoking reduces your life by 5 minutes
Laughter prolongs your life by 5 minutes
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Conclusion : a laughing smoker never dies.

When She’s Mad…😠
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Guy: Babe!
Her: Don’t Call Me That!😏✋
Guy: Lebo!
Her: So I’m Lebo now? Oh wow!