Do you see those pictures you took together with your boyfriend while both of you are laughing, one day you are going to delete them crying…

That moment when a tall girl sends you her
picture and when you view it you see “page 1 of
3” at the bottom of the picture

I’m single because i want something real
not some 2 week bullshit

I have notice one common thing about all the Lesbians
.
The are all dressing like “John Cena” and I don’t know why?

I still dont understand the use of
“ueue”
in Queue
–
It’s just a waste of alphabets

Mara Guys How Do you Sleep at Night Knowing that
you Don’t Give Your Girlfriend Money?

She tag us and be like
I’m sleeping with Mbula and 32 others….
Like really..???
The truth will set you free….

Judge : silent in court 😡😡😡😡you’re making a lot of noise 😡😡😡 the next person who shouts will be thrown outside the courtroom 😡
Wreezy: ( prisoner) hurrray🔊🔊 maweyoweeee hehehehehehe Helele 🔉🔉📢📣
Judge : you’re not going anywhere

Race for the Golden boot at Russia2018:
*Cristiano Ronaldo*- 4

Denis Cheryshev- 3
Diego Costa- 3
Lukaku – 2
Kane – 2

Griezmann, and many others- 1

*Lionel Messi,* Anthony Martial, Mario Balotelli, khama Billiat, Asamoah Gyan and myself – 0

A pregnant woman was delivering but the baby find it difficult to come out, but the nurses as usual yelled *PUSH..!!! BUT*no sign of the baby coming ……
.
After 10munites later, the baby’s head came out and asked?
Baby = is this South Africa ?
Nurse = yes!!!
Baby = is Zuma still in power ?
Nurse = yes!!!
Baby = is Malema still causing trouble in Parliament ?
Nurse = yes!!!
Baby = what about a bag of rice?
Nurse = R109.99
baby = how much is 1gig data bundles?
Nurse = R150
Baby = how much is the # SASSA grants?
Nurse = R350
Baby = and u want me to come out?
Nurse = yes!!
Baby = u must be joking!!!

They Don’t Want Your Boyfriend ✋ , They Want Your Relationship 😥 .. They Get Confused Thinking That He Can Do For Them What He Does For You

Met my crush at mukuleng i bought doritos with money
i was suppose to buy cabbage with