Where can i do a DNA test i want to make sure it’s me😐
Im Not someone else

Teacher : Patrick WHERE do you see yourself 12 years from now?
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Patrick : I see myself as a successful business and a happily married man
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Teacher : Good. Davies WHERE do you see yourself 10 Years from now?
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Davies : I see myself as a successful professor and a father of two.
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Teacher : Good. Now Matome WHERE do you see yourself 15 Years from now
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Matome : (Thinking for a moment) Hmm I see myself as a successful man and a happily married SUGAR DADDY

Neighbor: Hey Mbuso, I’m at the hospital, please borrow me R1500

Mbuso : What if you die?

Calvin’s wife was caught stealing a tin of baked beans at Shoprite.
When she appeared at court, the magistrate started to count the beans and he said, “sixty beans in a tin” that means sixty days in jail.
Calvin then stood up and said, “there are five more tins at home”

My gf was scruitinising my phone n now she is boiling water i think she wants to make me sum nice tea…. I can’t wait!!!

“I was just checking on you….”
Means, “I love you” you fool, wake up!!!

Sometimes you have to pack your bags💼🎒 ,
go to the airport✈ , take pictures and come back home

All the guys please close your eyes.
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So ladies let’s talk.
That sex style where the guy raises your legs up like he’s changing baby diapers. What’s it called???

Losing a girlfriend or boyfriend it’s nothing
Imagine loosing free facebook some of us will be offline
for the next 5 years

Some People Are Not Ugly They Just Need
To Know That Water Is Not Only For
Drinking

Dating a soldier mare its another problem..
Girl : Bae can i come over?
Guy : Negative madam….Maybe tomorrow i repeat maybe tomorrow…!!! Do you copy?
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Dear ladies
Please match your makeup with your neck.
You can’t be Rihana and Zodwa at the same time.

Ko 10th Floor
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Whites: Nice View
Blacks: Oka Jump For 10 Million?🙆

The Bible says : “He who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery”
And since its winter i say “He who looks at water and soap lustfully has already bathed”
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