That awkward moment when u are talking to a very handsome dude at a funeral then ur mom comes and say to u
“pour that samp in a plastic that’s dinner
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A man Phiri and his wife Pamela
never fought for 25 years
of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to
make it possible.
He narrated:
“We went for our Honeymoon in Australia
25 years ago
and while riding on a horse,
My wife’s horse jumped and my wife fell
down.
She got up,patted the horse’s back and said
“This is your first time”
After a while it happened again.
She patted the horse again and said:
“This is your second time”
The horse did it again the 3rd time,
She brought out a gun and shot the horse
dead
I Was so shocked and I shouted at her. . . . . .
. .”Are you crazy! What’s wrong with you?
Why did you kill the horse?
She smiled at me and said
“This is your first time”
Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
My Mouth has been shut🙊
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That moment you got a p*rn video u are putting it in yr father’s dvd while he is at work,boom the electricity goes off nd u are unpluging the dvd carrying it like a laptop the whole
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All those who dn’t hv kids,Plz log out…
We wanna hv parents meeting
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The way I’m minding my own business
I don’t even know who I’m dating
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Some pics they look like they captured them with CCTV camera
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Give Ama 2000 A Break✋ 80s And 90s Girls We Haven’t Forgotten😐
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That You Used To Come To School With A Music Book📗 With Wrong Lyrics😧
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Women Have This Hidden Talent Called ”
Let me make him upset today ”
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When I was growing up, I used to think
people with E-mails are Rich!!
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Behind every angry women stands a man
who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!
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Today early in the morning around 04:27 when i was busy driving my Ferrari🚘 with my girlfriend going to town for shopping. Guess what………………..
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The alarm⏰ woke me up!!!
Shit some dreams cant even come true
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Why are bachelors slimmer than married men?
Bachelors return from work and see the same boring stuff in the’ fridge’and go to ‘bed’…..
Whereas married men return from work and see the same boring stuff in ‘bed’ and go to the ‘fridge’.
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Studio 88 rejected my job application,
so grand sharp I’m not qualified to follow
customers around the store?
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People Say You Cannot Live Without Love🙄
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I Think Oxygen Is More Important
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As you go talk over the strength
You will share a mango to ball
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Women are more clever than men…
A boyfriend sends a letter to his girlfriend.
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I’m sorry but am in love with another girl.
She’s beautiful and intelligence, so I no
longer love you, Pliz send my photos back.
The girl sent him an envelope containing
80 photos of different men and letter
written “I don’t remember your face so
select your photo and return the rest.
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He fainted.
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