So you caught your boyfriend sleeping💏 with another girl because you denied him *** and you have the guts to say he is cheating..! 🤨
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So if electricity🔌 company refuses to give electricity should he not use a generator? 🤔
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Be fair my sister..

You Are Not Black Enough if You
Never Used 1 Book For 5 Subjects

Jack Mabaso would be powerless
if he takes off his left hand glove

Am I the only one who skips a post about God
and secretly say: “God knows that I love him”..!

Am I the only one who randomly slaps a 10kg of Rice in the store for no reason?

I CALL my girl in front of the GATE so now she
is COLLGATE

Visitors Act Like They Are Focusing On the TV When You Bring Food

Have You Noticed!??

Don’t make the same Mistake twice
make it
6 or 7 times just to be Sure

I work at a Zoo and today I got the last warning for leaving the Lion’s cage open.
Like really, who can steal a Lion mara?
This boss is so stupid!!!

Girls express their feelings with TEARS…
Boys express their feelings with BEER…

If women would just keep quiet, there won’t be any problem in any family.
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A *wife* & husband visited a farm, they saw a bull having sex with a cow. The *wife* asked the farm manager:
“How many times does a bull have sex per day?”
Manager replied: “6 times or more a day”.
*Wife: looks at her husband and says…..” you see!”
Then the husband asked the manager: “You mean 6 times a day with the same cow?”
Manager said ” No, No, with different cows everyday.”
Husband looks to his *wife* and says ….
“you see!!!!”
And the fight started !!
Who caused the fight???
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PLEASE DON’T ANSWER 🙈 it’s gonna cause another fight

My sister..
If you go with your friend to your man’s
house and the dog doesn’t bark at her..
Wisdom! My sister I say wisdom!

If she’s still standing after drinking 6 packs of smirnoff storm,
she is a witch

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Ko 10th Floor
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Whites: Nice View
Blacks: Oka Jump For 10 Million?🙆