Your parents didn’t feed,raise and educated you to stand
next to stranger’s cars and take pictures for a profile pic
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If you are taller than your boyfriend, then
you are the one who should go outside at
night and check when dogs bark…
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Ladies if you pay rent alone but your man comes over ,walks around naked ,eats all your food.
That’s not a man ,that’s a rat !
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One day a wife tested the husband n write a letter says “honey I m gone sorry for wasting your tym go on with your life “,she put the letter on a table n hide under the bed .The husband comeback from work he read that …after he pretend as if he’s calling sum1” hi sweetie that stupid woman she gone for gud now let’s meet up on the bus stop to celebrate “he drop n take pen to write again on that letter and go out ,she come out under the bed ,she take that letter 2 see what did the husband wrote n she was angry she read…” Hey u stupid woman cum out …what r u doing under the bed I saw ur legs,I m out 2 buy bread make faster n cook for m don’t play lyk a child “
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Dear ladies,We don’t cheat, some people just think
they are in a relationship with us!
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The sun is hot .the hot is the sun more people say it sonny today😂😂😂😂😂
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If your Sibling Never pulled out a Knife on you Then you not siblings😩
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In 10 years time you’ll be fighting with
your husband because of a girl who’s
in Grade 2 right now
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One day I will have 2 men on my bed. One
will say “good morning sweetie” and the
other will say “wake up mummy it’s a
beautiful day”
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Oh you’ve started thinking of another
thing again , you’ll not make it in heaven
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I’ve Done So Many Mistakes In My Life,
But I Have Never Left Without Eating At The Funeral
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Girls who drink castle lite deserve a
tool box on Valentine’s day
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If I say you’re beautiful don’t say
“Really?”
Coz I can’t lie twice.
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I just found my cousin’s SIM CARD who
died 4 years ago
I’m thinking of Texting his girlfriend and
say”Guess who’s back.
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Son: My fathers name is Laughing and my mothers name is Smilling
Teacher: You must be Kidding
Son: No, that my sisters name,I’m joking!!!
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Today my Neighbour was Baking Scones
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It was Nice Playing With Her Kids
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you must Love Kids guys
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ATTENTION!!!!!!!!
Door to Door HIV Test from 11 June 2018. ..
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Some of us will take a long walk going zimbabwe, Lesotho, Namibia or Botswana just to miss the test
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