When I was in school, I used to ask a lot of
questions….!!
One Day I asked Ms. Doris, our English
teacher:”
Why do.we ignore some letters in
pronunciation. eg the letter….’H’…….in Hour,
Honest, Honor….. e.t.c………???”
Ms. Doris: “We are not ignoring them; they
are considered silent.” …!!
(I was even more confused…..
….??)
During the lunch break, MS. Doris gave me
her packed
lunch & asked me to heat it in the cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her an empty
container….!!
Ms. Doris:—- “What happened, I told you to
go and HEAT my food & you are returning
me an empty container??”
Me: — “.Madam I thought ‘H’ was silent”

A doctor wanted to heal (3) crazy men
He asks
Bobby: 3 + 3, He answers: 2500 You’re really crazy, he told him!
Then Farouk: 3 + 3 = Wednesday. You are not far from death, said the Doctor!
Then Angel: 3 + 3 = 6. BRAVOO!!! How did you do it??? He answers: I divided 2500 by Wednesday.
The doctor fainted.

I Have A Problem Of Not Finishing Sentences
It All Started Last Week When I…

If I had just one hour left to live
*
*
I’d spend it in math class.
.
.it never ends.

They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups of milk yet I wasn’t able to move a wall.
But when I drank 4 bottles of beer ,
I saw walls moving by themselves.
These scientists are bloody liars!!!

Sometimes I use big words that I don’t understand
so I can sound more photosynthesis

If you know you not planning to cheat in December.
Please go straight to January
we don’t need negative energy around us..!!

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

ladies be like:
I love the woman I’m becoming

after buying One Pair of Heels!

The power of weed
One time the 5 guys had gone in the bush to
smoke weed.They smoke from morning till
14hrs and they run out of fire. So they
decided to send one of their friend to look
for fire.
The guy goes round the bush but couldn’t
find any fire.He then come across his friends
(same group he was with ) he asked if they
had fire and one of the guys says “we’ve
sent our friend to look for fire and if you
don’t mind you can wait we ‘ll give you
some as soon as he returns. He joined the
friends and kept waiting for himself.

I’ve gotten to a stage in life where i don’t have to argue,
Even if you tell me that 1+1= 19
You are very correct.

When a taxi driver won’t get to where your going,he will stop a taxi for you which will get you to your destination. So in relationships if you won’t get to the promised Land of marriage, please hook us up with the correct people going to the marriage destination as well and we don’t waste each other’s time