Ladies sometimes you
should give your baby
daddy the sassa card
and let him spoil
himself for once in a
year
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Thy say Marriage is not an Achievement,
But behind closed doors they’re praying and fasting for it.. “Some Girls!” We know you! 😕
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You Buy Her Some Expensive Shoes And
Then She Use Them To Walk To Her BF’s House
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To all Salah fans lets go into the bible
Isaiah 19:3 I am going to frustrate
the plans of the Egyptians and destroy their morale.
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Am i the only one who closes whatsapp so fast
when i see someone ‘typing’?..
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Guys can I please have the Spelling of “Wansa” As in like Wansa Upon a time
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2019 Will Probably The Last Year That Ends With
“Teen” For The Rest Of Our Lives
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Some girls are like pregnancy
you can’t hide them 🤣
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William Sexfear’s One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption
Before Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Sad
After Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Happy
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I’m not sad for being single.
Rather I’m thinking about her,
who is single because of me.. ;P
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*Two minutes of kissing😘 and you are already breathing like a second hand Generator… And I wonder why you are single*😂😂😂😂
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👶: full tank is calling you
👩🏽: what?
When you go outside you find you boyfriend wearing Diesel label from head to toe 🚶♂️
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Her: “Can a pregnancy drink beer if nine months is not arrived?”
.
Me: “Forget about the beer, this type of English can cause miscarriage!”
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Little Johnny’s teacher noticed that he was sporting a black eye. She asked him what happened, and he replied, “Ma’am, you remember I told you how I sleep on the floor next to my parent’s bed? Well, last night, my dad asked me if I was still awake, I said yes and then he punched me in the face.”
“Ok, Johnny”, the teacher said, trying to help, ” the next time your dad asks you if you’re still awak…
e, don’t answer, just lay still and pretend to be asleep.”
All went well, until a few weeks later, Little Johnny came to class with another black eye. The teacher asked him why he didn’t follow her advice.
Johnny explained, “Ma’am, I tried to, when dad asked me if I was awake, I kept quiet and lay really still, and pretended to be asleep, but then Dad said ‘I’m coming’, and Mom said ‘I’m coming too’, and I didn’t want them to go anywhere without me, so I shouted, ‘Let me just put on my slippers, I’m coming too’ and that’s when I got punched in the face
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RANDOM:
Did you know?…
If you send to a girl cash for transport to come over but she decides not come over and does not refund that money…
You can refer to Section 492(i) of the Criminal Procedure Act & file a case of theft under false pretence, & she can be jailed for up to 7 years?
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Girl : Baby can you speak Italian? Because you always watching their soccer.
Boy : Yeah I understand everything
Girl : mmmmmmmm can you speak a little so that I can hear you.
Boy : Neymer totti messi ancelotti pierro maldin di natale konti…
Girl : WOW and what does that mean?
Boy : In all the days, as long as Im breathing, you will remain in my heart.
Girl : Thank you Babe, I love you so much my guardian angel.
Boy : Balotelli
Girl : Whoa and what does that one mean???😘😘😘
Boy : I love you too…😎😎😎
Girl : Awwwwww..😍😍😍 oh how sweet..
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