Life without a phone is like being a soldier without a Gun.
Loading views...
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful And Intelligent Woman,
There’s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9
Loading views...
Who ever bought
my grandmother a calculator saying
its a phone pray we don’t meet
Loading views...
I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
bt i can’t send u all u them’
it will take a lot of time,
so i’m sending u jst 1 joke
.
.
.
“u r so beautiful”
Loading views...
One day I’m gonna wear my Formal go to Coca Cola
grab a chair and start working.
If they call the police, i get into the police station and
start working there as well.
I’m tired of sending Cv’s
Loading views...
Do you believe in these “Girl codes” / “Bro codes”? Are they necessary? Why or why not? Would you date your friends ex? Let’s talk. 💁
Loading views...
*Project Manager* is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in just One month.
*Procurement manager* is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
*Operations Manager* is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if she works harder.
*Marketing Manager* is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman is available.
*Financial Budget* Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
* Planning and Technical Team* thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document the 9 months.
*Quality Manager/ Auditor* is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
*HR Manager* is a person who thinks that…even a Monkey can deliver a Human Baby – if given 9 Months.
*Customer* is the one who is absolutely clueless as to why he wants a baby….!!!!!
Dedicated for all corporate guys
Loading views...
Old man Q. Sir. Why you have white hair.
Young man….I have coloured all of hair with white.
Loading views...
Your boss uploaded his family pictures & you went ahead and commented “cool pics” your phone keyboard autocorrected to “cool pigs” & immediately battery went off. Please don’t waste time to apologise, just apply for another job.
Loading views...
My girlfriend is so dramatic,
she says i have trust issues because she saw me counting Money
after withdrawing at the ATM, Like W
Loading views...
Don’t Let Social Media Fool You ✋ ,
Some Of These Niggas Be Eating Cornflakes With
Water And Sugar 😒
Loading views...
I inboxed this girl 4 years back and she didn’t bother responding😑
Now I’ve put my uncle’s BMW on my profile picture and now she responded saying: “eish sorry there’s a problem of network here, I’m fine and you?”.
Loading views...
Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…
As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.
Loading views...
I Told my uncle that I see myself wen I luk at him.
I don’t know why he smiled becoz there’s honestly too much Vaseline on his face
Loading views...
That moment when a short guy compliments u and say
your hair smells nice and u start wondering
which hair is he talking about
Loading views...
I Delete Posts Because I’m Not The Same Person I Was 6 Minutes Ago
Loading views...