You can’t be a Nurse and be ugly at the same time 😕
I mean We can’t be afraid of needles and you !!!
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My friend ask me where am I since he has being looking for,
I told him I was arrested, then he ask for what,
then I told him for killing d mosquito that disturbed me last night
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Nothing makes short girls happier than seeing someone more shorter them..!
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Teacher: tell 1 to 10 count
Student: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher: where is six
Student: Sir was telling in TV that 6 deaths in swine flu
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I can’t wait to tell my children that
I use leg to go to school every day
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Mom: Go Wash The Dishes
Me: WTF
Mom: Excuse Me
Me: Where’s The Fatuku
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I wonder why there is a fence at a zoo
I mean who can steal animals
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Accounting be like
.
Themba earns 20 000 monthly salary
and he takes 100 000 loan to buy a house
.
Q_WHO KILLED STEVE BIKO (25 MARKS)
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My crush visited me to my house for the
first time , just when she saw my soap she
started crying, I asked her what’s
wrong then she replied “Your soap
reminds me of my Lost MTN sim card”
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If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping At Work😴
Just Slowly Raise Your Head And Say:
”In Jesus Name Amen”..! 🙏
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The man says, “God, how long is a million years?”
God says, “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man says, “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God replies, “To me it’s a penny.”
The man says, “God, can I have a penny?”
God says, “Wait a minute.”
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In 2019 we want the shop that sell claps
that makes everyone focus to his/her relationship
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5 DEADLY WORDS USED BY WOMEN.
(1) FINE- is a word used to end an
argument when she knows she is right
and u nid to shut up.
(2) NOTHING- means something, you need
to be worried.
(3). GO AHEAD- this is a dare, not
permission, dont do it.
(3). WHATEVER- is a woman’s way of saying
“screw you”
(5) THATS OK- she is thinking long and
hard on how and when you wil pay for
your mistake…
Pliz dont try this at home!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MINISTRY OF
HEALTH
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I have worked hard for my money,
that’s why my girlfriend is jetting off to Brazil to do her hair.
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When your Bae is treating you so good
that you even thinking of calling
all your EX’s and dump them again…
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my mind is telling me that my crush
needs airtime where are you
just say hi
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