People Keep On Writing TV..
B’coz They Can’t Spell… TellHerVision.

I don’t care how much I owe people .
On Payday, I go straight to KFC

The Year is 2064
“Grandpa why do you love sitting outside?”
Me:
There was a time this was illegal

Going to toilet without ur phone will force u to read
Air freshener ingredients

Rainbow and Lerato in courtroom
Judge: Why did you hit ur wife with a chair??
Rainbow: I couldn’t lift a table…

The funny thing about being a comedian is that no one knows when you’re serious, I wasn’t feeling fine last night and I texted a doctor “Hello doctor, please I’m not feeling fine, I’m having a headache all over my body, my bones are shaking, and my stomach is making a serious noise like a class full of grade11 students, I can’t even talk, please come to my house right now”
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And the doctor just replied with “Lol” 😂😂

😏😏he thought I was joking

if you meet a woman that admits when she’s wrong and apologizes… 🙅🏻‍♀️
dump her that might be a man, women don’t do that

Kahle kahle when are we going to discuss KFC guys. Selling 2 wings and cutting them in half and saying its 4 wings!!!
Really?????😜😜😂😂😂😂😂

Day-light robbery and we need to match about this!!!

The person who lost a black Huawei P20 in Carlton Centre yesterday,
please bring its charger and headphones.

A Lecturer Teaching Medical Was Tutoring A Class On Observation.

He Took Out A Jar Of Yellow-Coloured Liquid. This, He Explained, Is Urine.

To Be A Doctor, You Have To Be Observant Two Color, Smell, Sight And Taste.

After Saying This, He Dipped His Finger Into The Jar And Put It Into His Mouth.

His Class Watched On In Amazement, Most, In Disgust!

But Being The Good Students That They Were, The Jar Was Passed,

And One By One, They Dipped One Finger Into The Jar,

And Then Put It Into The Jar And Then Put It Into Their Mouth.

After The Last Std. Was Done, The Lecturer Shook His Head!

The Lecturer: “If Any Of You Had Been Observant, You Would Have Noticed,

That To Put My Second Finger Into The Jar And My Third Finger Into My Mouth.“

Ladies, Lobola money should go straight to your bank account.
Your uncles were not there when relationship was showing you flames😂

I saw a Xhosa lady wearing a ring on
the wrong finger and I asked her why?
She said it is because she married a wrong
man.

Hello : 10111 !?
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A Man Has Entered My House & He Is Raping Me Right Noowww Can Yoouuuu Aaahhh
Ooooh Yeahhhh Wowwww Hmmmmm Ooohh Yeahhhh Hmmmm Yessss Yeeeaaahhhh Harderrr Hmmmm Yeahhh ohh Shiit.
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Arrest Him Tomorrow..