Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?
Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?
Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?
Sam: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the homework.
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10 mins ago I was bored. So I decided to call the police.
Me: Hello, help.
Police: What happened?
Me: 5000 people are following me.
Police: Calm down, where are you?
Me: Facebook!
Police: Idiot!!!
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Aman was summoned to his attorney’s office.
“Doyou want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer said.
Man-“Giveme the bad news first.”
Lawyer-“Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars.”
Man-“That’sthe bad news?” laughed the man. “I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.”
Lawyer-The terrible news is…
“Thepicture is of you and your secretary!”
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Dating a girl in secret become serious
when to get her know her parents
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Exam Prayer After ignoring The Lord For 9Months
You: The lord is My Sherperd
Lord: Nna?
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No One Calls You “Baby”
Like a Cheating Girlfriend
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If you’re ugly you’re ugly don’t tell us about inner beauty.
Have you ever seen short people saying we have inner height
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I am thinking of creating a social network, I’ll name it *”FINGER”* ..
So people will be like;
l”ll FINGER you when i get home.
” Ladies will be like, hey Cinderella why didn’t you finger me last night. Oh Catherine
I was fingering you but you did not respond
Guys will be like, let me know once you are free, so i can finger you.
stop looking at me like that 😕 It’s Just an idea…
What do u think?😒
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😋
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My English has improved lately
Please beat hands for me
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He said you’re the most beautiful girl in the world
and you start sleeping with him…
my sister is that how you reward liars
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Its now 7 months since I joined gym🤨 Nothing has Changed 😩 maybe i need to go there personally Nd findout whats wrong
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Teacher: class choose between money and brain
Themba: I’d go for money
Teacher: I’d go for brain
Themba: well, everybody goes for what he doesn’t have
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Why don’t witches wear underwear?
Answer I get a tighter grip on the Broom without underwear on
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Nowadays It’s Hard To Tell Whether A Girl
Is Walking With Her Father Or Bae..
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Four people that u can’t trust in this world…
1)Girls
2)Women
3)Ladies
4)Females
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Love is a form of amnesia when a girl
forgets there are 1.2 billion
other boys in the world
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