am the only one
is deeply in love but still single

BROTHERS AND SISTERS: ✊

Once You Advertise Your Relationship On Social Media ,
You Will Discover That The People Who Are
Waiting For Your Break Up Are More
Than Those Waiting For Christ

The pain of waiting for visitors to go so you can eat!

Most guys are single because they refuse to answer this question;
“How did you get my number?”

I was at shoprite then there’s this
lady who was staring at me as if she
had never seen someone drinking coke
and putting it back in the fridge

I used to think Jackie Chan movies were fake until
I saw a Cobra in my compound. I ran,….
my leg didn’t touch the ground.

Ladies sometimes you
should give your baby
daddy the sassa card
and let him spoil
himself for once in a
year

I lost my School bag🎒on the 31st of December
now my mom is forcing me to go to school with a Cooler bag

And they say “what men can do women can do it better”
As if they can urinate through a window of a moving bus

Many Guys are single because they refused to reply that simple text:
“Please can you do me a favor”

I hate that moment, when I’m tired and feeling sleepy but when I go to bed my body be like
“JUST KIDDING”

Teacher: why aren’t there books in your desk

Me: I didn’t see you coming

This is Satafrica
Where a nurse wakes u up just to gve you a sleeping pills

Some girls eyebrows are as thick as a slice of polony
cut by your unemployed uncle..!