Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The first baby says “I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here”. The second baby says “I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here”. And the last baby says “I want to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes back in here im going to cut it off.

Being single is hard… Now i have two phones In the morning i send myself a Goodmorning messages👌👌 and tell myself ku i love me”

You take out your stomach only to find out
that you were pregnant with twin,
you found it already 1

‘The correct spelling is SCHOOL and not SCHOOL.
Many people put the first O before the second O
and it is completely wrong’

In 2013 there was a Russian scientist named Povandolakovivi scov kintayionshinkov Why you skiped the name?
I will not complete the story

Why do people think u gotta heal after a breakup?
Im not injured! ..Next!

When a black person is losing an argument here on fb
they visit your profile pic and make it personal

That Hurtful Moment , When Someone Has Explained Something To You For 7 Times ,
But You Still Don’t Get it And You Hope That
They Forgive How Stupid You Are

My Ex found me at Spar in morning and
said: Wow, You are looking good, are u still
alive? And I said no, I’m dead I just came
here to buy groceries then I’ll return to my
grave.
She is no longer talking to me.

That Moment when you dream, Driving VW_golf7_vrrrphaa.
Then when you wake Up BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
You pushing your SINGLE bed to the KITCHEN

Do you know the pain of getting caught
while you try to fit visitors shoes

my mind is telling me that my crush
needs airtime where are you
just say hi

Village people are very wicked
They can make you wear Vodacom t-shirt to an mtn interview

MY neighbour sells weed
Its a secret
That’s why I won’t tell anyone