When things go wrong…
When sadness fills up your heart…
When tears roll down your eyes…
Please inform me…
Because my friend sells tissues –
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Can I Take Your pictures ?? I love To Collect Photos Of Natural Disaster

Brothers stop calling your girlfriends with cheap names like honey,chocolate,sweety,sugar…those things cost less . 😀😀😀😀..call them with names like bag of rice,my university fees,petrol…😂😂..let’s value our girlfriends guys….
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Eight ways to die if your an African
child👇👇
.
1. Loosing your mom’s Tupperware
during a school Trip..
2. Eating the meat that was reserved
for your father..
3. Taking out a new faduku(cloth) without
your moms permision..
4. Using the cups and glasses that
are placed in the Room Devider..
5. Admiting that you are 3 years
older in a taxi and your mom end up
paying full price..
6. Not going to your room when a
XXX scene is shown on Tv..
7. Calling your mom by her name by
mistake..
8. Not finishing your food while
you’ve already eaten the meat..
•••
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Death came to a guy and said,
“My frnd today is ur day”
Guy: “But Im not ready!”.
Then death said,
“Well ur name is the next on my list”.
Guy: “Okay why don’t
u take a seat and I will
get u something to eat before we go?”.
Then death said,
“All right”
The guy gave death some
food with sleeping pills in it,
death finished eating
and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list
& removed his name from top
of the list and put
into the bottom of the list…
When death woke up
he said to the guy,
“Because u have been so very nice to me,
I will start from
the BOTTOM of the list

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?”
The man says, “I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend.”
The next day the same
man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, “What’s wrong this time?” The man says, “I found out that my son is gay.” The next day the same man comes in the bar and
orders 15 shots of
whiskey. Then the bartender asks, “Doesn’t anyone in your family like women?” The man looks up and says, “Apprently my wife does.

The most common cause of stress
nowadays is dealing with idiots

Guys need help…if girlfriend i love you is not it at all…
how girlfriend is not into love me cheating boyfriend? ??

The Biggest Mistake You Can Make is Showing A Child
That Your phone Has Games Or Funny Videos