Imagine Dating someone who can’t pronounce”Precipicaticaticanonacious”

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If someone didn’t attend your funeral,
would you attend theirs?

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WHEN SOME PEOPLE TELL YOU DAT THEY DON’T SEE ANY GOOD IN YOU JUST HUG THEM AND SAY “I FEEL SORRY FOR THE BLIND”

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Habits That Will Make You Poor Forever

There are habits you can develop that will make you poor forever.

1 Sleeping early and waking up late

Poor people sleep early and wake up late. Statistics from a popular researcher in USA showed that nearly 90% of the poor people sleep between 7pm and 9pm and wake up between 6am and 9am while rich people sleep earliest 9pm and wake up latest 6am.

In life, the more time you dedicate into your work, the higher the chances of getting optimum results.

Poor people don’t see the value of putting more time into their work, they simply work under instructions.

2 Take a lot of alcohol daily and other hard drugs

The worst mistake you can make is to start swimming into alcohol. You will eventually become an addict, thus affecting your output.

If you want to be rich, you must have specific time you take alcohol and the limit set.

3 Keep lazy friends

Your friends will determine how far you’ll get in life because your thoughts and your friends thoughts are almost similar. If you have lazy friends, friends with little ambitions, the only thing you can achieve in life is breathing.

4 Marry and have many children when you have nothing

If you’re born by poor parents, the best thing to do to your life is not to marry when you have nothing or if you get married don’t have many children. It’s ironical that rich people have few children while poor children have several children.

When you give birth, that child will always look up to you for all the basic needs a human being needs. If you have 3 to 20 children, you will need several granaries of food to satisfy them. Nearly all your resources will be directed towards upkeep.

5 Spend too much time in school and college

Education should have limits. On this earth, no employer will pay you money enough to satisfy you even if you possess 30 degrees. Rich people have few academic papers because they know the value of being innovative as opposed to possessing many degrees. If you look around, you will hardly find a billionaire professor, why?!!

6 Avoiding risks

Most people always like to take safe routes, which is why they are poor. Great opportunities are hidden where risks are high. When you avoid taking risks, it means you have decided to settle for less.

7 Minding other people’s business

When you focus too much on other people’s affairs, you forget about your purpose in life.To succeed, you have to take time to plan, execute and see results. But if your work is to monitor what others are doing, you will achieve little.

8 Being an employee forever

Tell me how many employees are listed in top 1,000 wealthiest people on earth. There is no employer who will pay you more than they pay themselves.

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90% of Blacks can’t swim✋
We just walk around the pool like invigilators✊

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You Wanna See His True Colours?
Tell Him You’re Pregnant!!!

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They will go to a witchdoctor for a love portion
and invite Pastor on the Wedding Day.
Oh I love Africans

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Dating a married man is like driving a
government car it will never be yours

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Old people will act as if they know everything
until its time to Load Airtime

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When they increase the price of alcohol
they must also increase the percentage!

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Lebo:Bbe, I’m going to cook ur favorite tonight
Tebza:Ehhh since when u know how to cook beer?

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I saw 2 cockroaches having sex. i wanted to spray RAID and i thought twice again. Maybe he has been chasing her for years and she has been eating all his money without allowing him to get down there, i’m human i have a good heart so i let him enjoy….. but as i was about to go i had a second thought….. what if he was raping her? or wha if he was having sex with someone’s wife, I sprayed it.

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Nomsa wrote :

“Thanks God my kidz passed away to another grades , i’m going to braai them Saturday.”

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Never ever allow your boyfriend to put a girl as his Whatsapp, Facebook, Imo, Instagram profile pic and write RIP. It might also mean ‘Relationship In Progress.’ Dont trust these guys….
they have got their own special and cleaver tricks.

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That moment you get dumped in public and start asking strangers for help…
And be like: “My sister please speak to her tuuu”.

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Which Of These Sentence Gave You A Great Joy When You Were In School?
1. Go Out For Break
2. Test Is Cancelled
3. Take A Sheet Of Paper
4. Answer Only One Question
5. Go Back Home There Is No School
6. The Mathematics Teacher Is Sick
7. If You Know You Owe School Fees, Walk Out.
Just indicate with number only.

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