What If the guy who sends seasons to earth e-mailed winter twice this year because he thought the first one didn’t go through?

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When I was at school they stole my school bag,
it was the morning when we went to prayer,
I climb into the stage and ask all of the learners who stole my bag ,
no one reply and I end up saying who ever take mi school bag
I will do what I have done in limpopo,
one leaner return mi bag and whisper ,what have u done there ,
I reply I use plastic to carry mi books,lol

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I seriously need to stop flirting. I nearly got myself into a relationship. Yesess!!!

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Some of your boyfriends are dating you from your waist downwards…..
But up from there you are single my sister

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If you’re ugly you’re ugly don’t tell us about inner beauty.

Have you ever seen short people saying we have inner height

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Given 👦 – what’s country is next to USA
Daddy 😧 – USB

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I Curse the day i qualified for R90 Vodacom airtime advance 😭😭😭😭 and Now I’m running to MTN

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Why pay R250 to see snakes ko di Zoo ?


when you can just attend a family gathering and see all kinds for free

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Single Guys Are The Happiest People On Earth 💯% And We Live Longer 🔥♥ .. Let’s Stay That Way Gents 🙏☺ , STAY THAT WAY!

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TEACHER: Tomato is a Fruit or a Vegetable?
ME: It’s Bisexual sir😄

He suspended me for 3 weeks

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Hi guys, I would like to let you know that next Monday is my last day here in Zim, I am travelling to England to study Industrial Engineering. I will be away for three years. May God be with
all. I will miss you all. Please forward this message to everyone who knows me. I have just forwarded the message as I received it. I don’t even know who is travelling.

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Interviewer: How much amount of milk does
your cow produce?

Farmer: which one, black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer : Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The Black one or the. White one?

Interviewer: The black one

Farmer : In the Barn

Interviewer: And the White one?

Farmer: In the Barn also

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy… What do
you feed them?

Farmer: which one..black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on
asking if black one or white one when answers
are just the same??

Farmer: Because the black one is mine.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Its also mine.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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If there was an award for laziness I’d probably send someone else
to pick it up for me.

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She said, she wants water to drink,
she came back smelling 4 slice of cheese😭😭😭

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Doctor: “I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor”

Santa (Jumps In Joy): “Yesss”

Doctor: “Did You Understand What I Just Told You?”

Santa: “Yes Of Course, Do You Think I’m Dumb?”

Doctor: “Then Why Are You So Happy?”

Santa: “Because That Proves That I Have A Brain“

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My brother you are 35 years old, but you keep posting “when i grow up…”
what else do you want to grow? Horns?

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