I’m 100% sure that the person who came up with a quote of: “All Men Are The Same”, is a Chinese🇨🇳 woman who lost her husband in a crowed..!

Witchcraft is when your girlfriend starts arguing with a Bouncer in a Club…and ends up saying…”My boyfriend ain’t scared of you!!”

Do you remember when you & your ex said
you’re going to love each other forever?

*IDIOTS*

Bushiri can see people’s future but
he couldn’t see the police🚔 Coming 🤔
how inconvenient.!!

*WIFE :* Am already 58 and one of your friends still find me attractive .
*HUSBAND:* It must be Ndlovu.
*WIFE :* Yes, how did you know?
*HUSBAND:* Because he deals in scrap metal..

Men can talk to each other for like a week without
even knowing each others names

Never book a judge by its cover Eish never judge a cover by its book Eish whatever don’t do it

Some people gossip too much
They end up telling u what u told them

When you miss him so much….
you even think to text his wife
‘helo madam where is our hubby
and how is he doing?’

The power of being a side chick

Being ugly doesn’t mean you should
remain indoors. Move out you might be
featured in a horror movie

Suprise your boyfriend tonight my Sister when he text you “good night Bea”
Reply with “she is sleeping my brother”
Then switch off your phone

Snap Chat has proven that,
some people would look better if they were Animals