Home made Yellow bones,
I’m not happy with your knees

I tried to drown my troubles the other night
but the wife doesn’t like swimming.

The way I’m so drunk
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I used a calculator to post
this…

Wen the relationship is new
👨: Hey baby wat are u doing???😊
👧🏻: M drinking water babe 😊
👨🏻: Dont drown okay my love

Don’t Let Social Media Fool You ✋ ,
Some Of These Niggas Be Eating Cornflakes With
Water And Sugar 😒

Y’all Demanding BLACK FRIDAY Specials 😏 ,
What if Your Employer Paid You Half The Salary
And call it A BLACK FRIDAY Special For Him ?

Being famous on social media is like being rich on monopoly,
its not real calm down..!

In south Africa you pay tax for people in jail
who raped your sister let that sink in

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?”
When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
“What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!”
The Teacher fainted.

A woman called the police
station last Saturday evening
and said, “My husband has
gone out with a girlfriend
and right now am going after
them. I have a gun and when
I find them, I will kill both of
them right away”. The police
asked, “Where exactly have
they gone?”.
Woman: They went to watch
a certain Comedian show.
The police rushed quickly and
went to the place and made
sure they arrived earlier than
the woman. When they
reached the place, they took
the mic from the Comedian
and started announcing, “If
there is a married man here
and has come with a
girlfriend, you must leave
immediately. Your wife is
coming right now with a gun
to shoot both of you dead”.
The police were surprised
that the door became too
small as everyone was
running out and the show
ended because even the
Comedian himself ran out!!!

Some of you should have been married
long time..you always looking down on
your smart phones at the malls, passing
your husbands

When you hear a fat person saying I miss my other half
then you be like how does this person all in all looks like…..
.
But it’s none of my business

Dating a twin limits you from saying things like “theres no one like you

those chicks in high school that no one wanted to date or talk to be looking fine asf today😳🤤 meanwhile the popular bitches have 3 or 4 kids and are shaped like sponge bob