Teacher : Add question tag!
“A girl is naked”
Mbula : Where is she?

7 years old kids have iphone📱now🙆,but when i was 7 years old, i had a phone📱 that goes like “tring tring!How are you? whoof whoof! ayaya iyaya! parapapa”.

Hey guys,

Please be informed that somebody is trying to spread a dangerous rumour that I have stopped DRINKING alcohol.

I therefore categorically state here that at no point did I ever attempt to stop. In fact, I have never contemplated or dreamt about it.

These are lies fabricated by my enemies who want to tarnish my good reputation by preventing my family and friends like you from offering me beers during this festive period.

I beg of you all to stay calm and vigilant while I investigate this BLACKMAIL.

I will keep you all updated

Girl: Honey I had a dream that you bought me a gold necklace..!😘
Boy: Go back to sleep and wear it..

“Send Me Money💰/Airtime📲” is where a Guy loses 80% of Interest in a Girl..! 🙄

In a bus, two women were fighting over a seat,
And the angry drive shouted: “the ugly one should take the seat”
The two women stood up the whole journey😂😂😂
Some drivers are as wise as King Solomon…

I was driving Range Rover in my dream last night until
someone slapped me and said ”
stop pushing the bed to the kitchen

Things are now getting better
we are now having girls who just want to sleep with us
and move on with their life!

Buying data is what’s stopping us
from becoming millionaires

I sold you a stove worth R7500 at R500 and you are complaining that the stove is shocking you…
.
So the price didn’t shock you?

Lady patient to the Doctor inside his examination room “Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable. ”
Doctor – “Trust me lady, I am a Doctor and I am a Gentleman.
Lady patient – “No that’s not the issue. Your receptionist is alone outside and my husband is neither a doctor nor a gentleman…
He is a Pilot.

In 10 years time you’ll be fighting with
your husband because of a girl who’s
in Grade 2 right now

When You Enter The interview Room And Your English Whispers To You:
“You’ll Find Me Outside”