Atleast Mosquitoes sing for us before they eat us,
unlike some idiots.

Wen l drink alcohol…Evryone says l’m alcoholic.But…
Wen l drink Fanta..No one says l’m fantastic

After her 4th baby, a girl from limpompo went to see the pastor..
She said “I don’t know why I get pregnant so often, there must be something in the air..?”

“Yes” said the pastor, “your legs..”

Her : Baby can I saw you today?

Me : I told you to leave English alone…😂 😂 😂

What would you have said if you were me?

Guys I’m Afraid Of Having Kids…
What if They Want Help in Mathematics?

“Behind every married man who is suddenly losing weight,
There is a pregnant side chick who has refused to Abort!”

This December we going partying with gym clothes in a bag
so that in the morning we come home jogging to confuse the enemy.

Being ugly is tough, while looking at the mirror you
end up saying “maybe it’s not me”

So u caught your boyfriend sleeping with
another girl because u denied him sex.and
you have guts to say he’s cheating?
My sister that’s very wicked an selfish!!
“If there’s no electricity use generators”

I kissed a girl until she was wet and she asked me for xxx … •But i told her i haven’t finished my 6weeks of male circumcision -You know why i did that? •Because girls also lie to us and say they on their periods while they’re not

Being Home Alone Is So Great I Just
Closed The Fridge With a Flying Kick

When black coffee’s wife is angry
She closes the mayonnaise
Tightly