One wife and one side chick is enough for any responsible man.
No one will give you a medal for sleeping with 10 or more girls.

You have insufficient ass to wear leggins
please load Pampers

There are people on your friend list who look at your timeline all the time, but they don’t really like you; so they never comment or like anything you post. But they won’t unfriend you because they are too scared not to know what you are doing.🙊
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The level of witchcraft in Africa will kill someone!!

A little boy asks his Dad: What’s between mom’s legs? The father answers: Paradise, my son. The kid asks again: What’s between your legs? The father replies: The key to the paradise. The son says: Piece of advice Dad, change the lock, the neighbour has a spare key.

If your girlfriend claims that
she never looks at your Facebook profile;
Try changing your status to SINGLE
and wait 2-3 minutes.

In my wedding, any women who looks prettier than my wife,
should be kicked out. I hate confusion.

A man asked a very beautiful Air hostess: “What’s your name?”

Air hostess: “Eva Benz..”

Man : “Lovely name…any relation to Mercedes Benz?”

Air hostess: (smiling) “The maintenance costs are the same”

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. Phiri, I am going
hunting tomorrow. I dont want to close the clinic. I
want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients. Yes, sir! answers phiri.

The doctor
goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: So, phiri, how was your day? Phiri told
him that he took care of three patients.The first one
had a headache so I gave him Panadol. Bravo, and
the second one? asks the doctor. The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Flagyl, sir.
says phiri Bravo, bravo! Youre good at this and
what about the third one? asks the doctor.

Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door
opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she
undressed herself,and lied down on the table. She
spread her legs and shouted: HELP ME! For five
years I have not seen any man!
Lord Jesus! Phiri, what did you do? asks the
doctor.
. .
PHIRI: I put eye-drops in her eyes, I think by now she’s able to see a man

A TOUCHING story!!!😭😭*

One day a little boy closed from school. On his way home he saw a cat lying by the street side as though it was dead. To satisfy his curiosity, the boy came close and touched the cat to see if it was dead or hurt. He touched the first time and there was no response. He then touched the cat again. He continued touching, touching and touching. Like I said earlier, this is a TOUCHING story.

Thank you for reading it…
You can now go back to what you were doing….

To all those Girls I ignored when I was In a relationship I would like to apologise
😭😭😭
I’m sorry the devil was using me!

I Friend Yam inyiswe Yi English Up To A Point
Where We Saw Twin’s Then He Said
“You Guys Look So Again”