This December
Mom: go back where you’re coming from
Me: don’t worry i just came for a jersey im going back
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I am not accepting friend request with no
profile picture ..if you’re afraid of your own
face . Then so am I
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Yesterday, a thief saw Manchester United Jersey
hanging on a dry line.
He stole the pegs and left the jersey.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Pregnant Slender gal be looking like small letter “b”😂😂😂
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My mom is not happy that I’m still in her house.
I told her, she can also go to her mom’s house and
leave me in peace in my mom’s house.
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*After staging a coup in my house, I went to the sitting room to announce to my kids that my husband was now under bedroom arrest. “Your dad is safe and sound and his security is guaranteed. he remains the father and first in command of this house. However, I am only targeting the FEMALE criminals SURROUNDING HIS BONUS*
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My brother don’t feel sad when these
Facebook gals don’t reply your inbox,
most of them can’t read
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Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test.
The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?”
“274,” came the reply.
The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, “It’s your turn. What is three times three?”
“Tuesday,” replies the second man.
The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, “Okay, your turn. What’s three times three?”
“Nine,” says the third man.
“That’s great!” says the doctor. “How did you get that?”
“Simple,” he says, “just subtract 274 from Tuesday.”
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Have you ever seen a pregnant slender girl near you. 😂 😂 😂
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The are very funny, they look like small letter “b”.
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My sister, don’t let your boyfriend stop you from finding a husband.
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Boss: “We Are Very Keen On Cleanliness. Did You Wipe Your Feets On The Mat As You Came In?”
New Employee: “Yes, Sir”
Boss: “We Are Also Keen On Truthfulness. There Is No Mat“
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Your sugar daddy is someone else husband, You gave him flowers and he repackaged them and gave it to his wife, His wife did the same thing and gave it to her sugar boy, Her sugar boy is your boyfriend, your boyfriend finally gave it back to you, Now you are holding flowers you bought by yourself saying “this looks familiar” In physics it is called circular motion, In philosophy It is called Karma, In church it is called back to sender, In life it is called what goes around comes around, In chemistry it is called chain reaction, In computer science it is called looping, In psychology it is called familiar spirit…Now can i get likes?
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A question was asked why men do not share their problems and
frustrations with their wives.One person answered, “
You cannot discuss your malaria with a mosquito
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i Wanna Be 6 Years Old Again
And Ruin My Life Differently ,
i Have These Whole New Awesome ideas
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That Moment when you dream, Driving VW_golf7_vrrrphaa.
Then when you wake Up BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
You pushing your SINGLE bed to the KITCHEN
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Calvin’s wife was caught stealing a tin of baked beans at Shoprite.
When she appeared at court, the magistrate started to count the beans and he said, “sixty beans in a tin” that means sixty days in jail.
Calvin then stood up and said, “there are five more tins at home”
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