Facebook = You realize how different you are from others.
Twitter = You realize there are people who know exactly how you feel.
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We the National Association of Husbands
And Boyfriends’ (NAHAB), wish to announce
our annual 3 days strike which will commence
on 13 FEB and end on 16 FEB.
Please note; our cellphones will not
be working during the strike & our
relationship commitments will commence
on the 17 FEB, we apologise for any
inconvenience to our wives & girlfrends
who were hoping to be with us on valentines day.
So, wats yo response? Is it:
(a) Viva NAHAB viva!!!! or
(b)
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Don’t Be Ashamed if You Fart While Urinating,
There is no Rain Without Thunder
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Interviewer: I see yr cv u went to University Of South Africa.
Her: Yes, I was visiting my cousin!!
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I saw two cockroaches mating(having s*x). I wanted to spray insecticide”Baygon” and I thought twice,maybe he has been chasing her for years,and she has been eating his money without allowing him get”down there”,I’m a human and I have a good heart,so I let him enjoy……… But as I was leaving, I got a second thought. What if he’s raping her?…….. I’m confused. What do I do?
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SEX is the only Sport in the World without Refrees, no spectators as well and is never abandoned due to weather. Players are naked, scores are counted in terms of rounds. There are no winners or loosers. Each team enjoys, celebrates shouts and screams when they are ready to score and often go silent thereafter.
DO U HAVE A MATCH TODAY ?
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What I if told you that…
You read the first line wrong?
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I thought I have seen everything in life until I saw a 16yrs old boy went to a bar and
drank 4 bottles of Guinness. He got up to leave and the barman asked him to pay.
He brought out his birth certificate and
replied; Not for sale to persons below 18yrs
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You’re short woman and you’re dating a short man
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Tell me who’s gonna change the light bulb when its get burned?
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Guys when writing a suicide note
do I greet first or go straight to the point
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the biggest mistake you can make is showing your child that
your phone has games
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Alll these single girlfriends out here
but you are still making
Someone’s Girlfriend laugh
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Mood killer in relationship is “Bae borrow me your phone” 😓 even Bae I’m on periods or not tonight “is nothing compare with that 😂😂
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Guy’s with strong Relationships,
where do you all get the Building Material
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Someone somewhere is having sex with your future wife
And you’re here Reading My Posts
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There’s no bigger peer pressure than All the people around you at church standing up for a song.
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