Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely,
guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Should I increase the volume

If Animal Have Facebook.

These Are Most Likely To Be Their Status.

Cockroach: “Managed To Skip From Someone’s Foot Step Man, I Lead A Dangerous Life Style”

Cat: “My Seventh Child Is Asking Who Is Her Father? What Should I Tell Her? I Don’t Even Remember”

Chicken: “If Tomorrow I Am Not Updating My Status. Means I Am Being Served At Kfc Love You All?”

Octopus: “I Have Just Refilled My Ink Hurrrrrrraaaayyy”

Goat: “Friends, Don’t Go Outside, Eid Holiday Is Coming“

Every problem comes with a solution,
if it does not have any solution! Its a woman

“I don’t date guys who don’t have cars”
says a girl who bath with soap
until it becomes size of a simcard

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Are sex addicts!!!!!!!!!

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I am not going bath🛀🛁 until the temperature is above my age!!!

Do you believe in these “Girl codes” / “Bro codes”? Are they necessary? Why or why not? Would you date your friends ex? Let’s talk. 💁

Dear: Girls
We know you’re good at adding
captions on your pics neh
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But there’s no such thing as
‘YESTERDAY’S CURRENT SITUATION’

Me: Hy I’m Solomon.
him: So?
Me:lomon

MOM ::Why are your Results so Bad ??

Me ::Bad Things happen To Good people💔

I can’t laugh 😂��😂😎😂😂😂😂😂 alone please

*See a recent application letter from an applicant.*

P. O. Box 49
Rode
Mount Ayliff
8th June 2018
Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the teacher at your school and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead educator.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.

You can’t lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB!

Thank you.
Yours faithfully,
Namhla Nono Zibobo

You have been single from January to October
and as we enter in November you found love.
Bro do not accept,
the devil wants to play with your little savings …
Concentrate!