A couple had a quarrel one evening. When it was time to sleep, the man lay on the floor while the lady slept on the bed. Later into the night, the husband had an erection, he then held his small man and said “you better sleep, didn’t you see that I quarreled with her?”

The lady replied:

“don’t involve everybody in our quarrels, the case is between you and I, don’t involve him. Allow him to come and play with his friend”

No1:
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning.

No 2:
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, “so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.”

No 3:
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said “sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!”

No 4:
Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: “What are you doing?” Ask the son. Father: “I’m putting petrol in your Mom.” Son: ” Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!” Mother fainted!!!

No 5:
A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, “You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay.

No 6:
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?”The boy whispers, “Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the case!”

Her:Bbe
Him:yes love❤
Her:I’m pregnant
Him:buh we used protection
Her:wa phapha who said the baby is yours??

Drugs For Husbands!
💉💊🔬
This really cracked my ribs …..
New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for NAFDAC approval…😔
ANIVERSIA: the drugs Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries…
SLIMOXIL: this one widens male cornea making wives always appear slim…
SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word “Sports” on DSTV…
WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores…
SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently…
FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by.
VERYTASTYMYCIN : Induces husbands to always praise wife’s cooking….no matter how it tastes…!
Don’t just laugh alone but share with our femalefolks who need to laugh and men who must be aware before they fall victim

I am selling a good second hand girlfriend*
Still attractive with 1 child and in good condition.
Model: 1993
Make: slender
Mileage: 1 child
Suspension finished shocks but replaceable.
Prize negotiable ,swap and top also accepted .
If interested please inbox me.
remember no road test

Girls who hate other girls for dating their ex’s
should go back to Pre-school..

If u slap me on my right cheek,I’ll turn my left cheek 4 u 2 slap too
Then we’ll sit down as adults&discuss how u want ur funeral

Cant wait to have my own Home
so i can watch P*rn with Full Volume on a big screen Tv

I was at shoprite then there’s this
lady who was staring at me as if she
had never seen someone drinking coke
and putting it back in the fridge

When her name is promise but
all she does is give you empty promises

After Smoking Weed
Boy1: what do you think will happen if I dial 11101 instead of 10111?
Boy2: maybe the police van will come on reverse

Sugar Daddies or Sugar Mama’s.
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Your thoughts? Ever had one? How was the experience? Let’s talk.