Tebza :Hello, I would like to order some guns please.
Gunsmith :Some what? (The line is bad)
Tebza :Guns(Getting louder)
Gunsmith :Sorry, I can hardly hear, please repeat
Tebza :(Screaming )GUNS!!! G for Jeep, U for Europe, N for knowledge and S for Eskom, GUNS u stupid fool!!!

I like to make people laugh😂. If I don’t make you laugh🙄,
remember🚶 I said ‘people’🤷 not animals..!

If I say “Text me when you get here”
and you you decide too call,
You will keep calling until
you understand English🙆

Things are now getting better
we are now having girls who just want to sleep with us
and move on with their life!

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the moon.” The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. “Youre wrong, thats not the moon, thats the sun.” They began to argue when they come upon another drunk. They asked, “Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky thats shining. Is it the moon or the sun?” The third drunk looked at the sky and said, “Sorry, I dont live around here.”

If you see a text ‘helo there dear’ from a lady. My brother dont bother to reply that text….its month end and its time for favours so just read, delete the message and go offline sametime……
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Thats how to protect your wallet!!!!!

Guys help me i dont have money
but i want to buy my girlfriend a car.
What should i do?

Just heard my ex was hit by a truck.
Oh lord I 🙏 pray nothing happens to the truck

Decade = 10 years
Century = 100 years
Millennium = 1,000 years
A girl tells you we will be Together forever = 1month

If She Asks For R200, Lets Make it R800 Gents,
They Are Our Ladies

Telephone Convo between a SIDE CHICK and WIFE.😅
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SIDE CHICK: Private number Hello😐 ??

WIFE: Hello, can I please to talk to Odelia.

SIDE CHICK: Yes u are talking to her, who am I talking to🤨?

WiFE: It’s not important, can u please do me a favour😏!

SIDE CHICK: What kind of favour🙄?

WIFE: Can you please stop calling my Husband🤚 !!! ??

SIDE CHICK: Okay fine😊. I was afraid, i thought you wanted to say i should stop sleeping with him.

DENTIST ” THIS WILL HURT A LITTLE”

PATIENT ” OK”

DENTIST “I’VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR WIFE FOR A WHILE NOW “