8 FACTS YOU CAN NOT DENY IN LIFE!!!!!!!!
1. Your eyes are the only part that you can’t wash with soap.
2. You can’t count all your hair.
3. Your tongue can’t touch all your teeth.
4. Your feet is the strongest part in your body.
5. The fools have tried number 3.
6. You are laughing because your tongue can touch all the teeth.
8. You are laughing because you feel like God has made you look superb human being.
9. You are now happy because you didn’t realise there was no number 7
10. If you know you are not fool, then you should have not scrolled up to check number 3 and 7.
11. If you want to revenge, then do this: press Like, and
Comment,”TRUE”. and SHARE

There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a Politician walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him. One day he sees a priest on the side of the road looking for a ride and so the truck driver picks him up. While they were driving, the driver sees a Politician , and swerves to hit him. But then he remembered he had a priest in the truck, so he swerved back on the road, but he heard a loud “thump” anyway. So the driver turns to the priest and says “Please forgive me,” and the priest said, “You didn’t hit the Politician , but that’s OK, I got him with the door.”

Losing a girlfriend or boyfriend it’s nothing
Imagine loosing free facebook some of us will be offline
for the next 5 years

Sometimes I fail to approach some girls because of their facial expression.
Some look like they’ve Already broken up with you

Short girls are beautiful💟caring😘loving😍
and mentally disturbed😂😂

Just this weather niggaz are busy texting girls….where are you? Can you come to my place or i must come and fetch you??
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Its all about tlof tlof

You are busy commenting SEEN,
while you have never even SEEN your father before.
Damn Facebook idiots…

Mina if you don’t answer my calls or reply my texts, I put ur number on the street and I write “we fix fridges, tvs and radios”

Why do KFC employees wear safety boots kante
hw dangerous is it to fry Chicken

Raise Your Hand if You Write “Etc” in Exams
Because You Don’t Remember Other Examples

Plis my people prey for me i am righting inglish agein dis yeah , i have been feilling sins 2009 but dis yeah i am redi and confeedent i will pass weith an A
Do u think i wheel made it?

Stop Answering Calls at the funeral…
someone Yesterday Said “Im at death”