I’ve had a letter from police saying they want to interview me.
Which is strange thing coz I’ve never applied for a job with them💁😣

Imagine dating a guy who doesn’t qualify for Airtime advance…. OMG!!

Her: i want us to be more than friends
Me: so now you want to be my cousin

Treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush….*
*Dont let anyone touch or use* *it*, *only you and you alone….*
*Keep it clean and safe…..*
*And please,*

*Remember to change it after every 3 months.*

*Its healthy. Thank you.*

I met a girl on Facebook and we met face to face today…I decided to take her to a restaurant🏦where we can relax and talk better😊
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I had R500💰with me🤞
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I paid for a cab🚕to take us to the restaurant🏦which costs R200💰and I was left with R300💰When we got there before I could order something for her🙆‍♂
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She ordered a bottle🍾of moet Champaign🥂which costs R1200💰and a meal🍱that costs R600💰…
and she asked me to go outside🚶‍♂to buy her recharged cards🖨which cost R200💰
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Now I’m outside what do you
think I should do🤔??please help

Refusing to send Transport Money has made some guys👮 to lose their future wives👧. My brother, Be wise and send that money now

Thief: who is the son of God? 🔫

Congregation:goes 😐🤐🤐🤐.

Thief: who is the son of God,oh else I’ll shoot all of you?.

Mr Brown: ask the Pastor,he always said I am the child of God.

Pastor: uyanya I don’t know God or Jesus,I never been to heaven

I really don’t know what this World is turning into…
Just few days ago I laid my hands on you nd
today you are no more Rest in Peace My November Salary

Since I was born, I have never lived a year without Robert Mugabe being the President of Zimbabwe. 2018 is not real
Can someone tell me this is a joke

They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups of milk yet I wasn’t able to move a wall.
But when I drank 4 bottles of beer ,
I saw walls moving by themselves.
These scientists are bloody liars!!!

Matriculants Be Like ”Next Year I’ll Go To Varsity For 4years,
Get a Job, Buy a Car Then Get Married”
Guys, Please Explain To Them It Doesn’t Work Like That

in America .. The So Called Developed Country , When A Traffic Police Stops You And You Put Your Hands in Your Pockets , He Shoot You instantly …
But Here in South Africa .. When A Traffic Officer Stops You And You Put Your Hands in Your Pockets , He Will Start Smiling

*To those ladies who always seem to be totally asleep but when you start removing their panty they raise waist a bit to help you remove it nicely, May God bless you!!!*