The way 2000 kiddies are getting
pregnant,condoms should be part
of stationery.

Imagine attending your friend’s funeral then you receive a text saying “Thanks for coming friend, i love you so much”

Dear Tall people.. don’t be tall for nothing pls help us check what Is happening in 2020

Bae: Baby Can you take a bullet for me???
Me: My religion said I shud nt take what doesn’t belong to me.

As a lady you must respect your
boyfriend’s friends, they’re the ones who
know if you’re his girlfriend or not.

Some girls distance themselves from girls
and choose to be friends with guys just to
avoid drama and gossips. For her chilling
with boys doesn’t mean she’s sleeping
with them

Her: bbe borrow me your phone.
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Me: if you want to dump me just do straight
don’t come with angles please.

Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves,
why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?

Wen is it da right time to ask ur girlfriend to be a
bridesmaid at ur wedding???🤔

He came home from work, tired. He sat down on the sofa and put his feet up. His wife brought him a glass of water. His son gave him a sheet of paper and he read through:

English 17%
Biology 25%
Mathematics 20%
Physics 17%
Chemistry 22%
Economics 12%
Agriculture. 39%
Geography 22%

Suddenly, he lost his temper and started shouting: “What is this? All the time you are on phone and TV! How dare you bring me such marks? How dare you?”

His wife said: “Be patient. Listen….” But he interjected,”Shut up! It’s your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good and never serious at all!”

His Wife said: “Oh,really?”
He shouted: “No one in our family has performed so badly,ever!”

The son said: “Dad, I am sorry I made you angry. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this. It is your old school report card, dated 27th July, 1980 sir.”

The man became humbled and dumbfounded. Imagine the atmosphere afterwards. Calmness in the air. With a foolish grin on his face,he replied, “Son,you don’t know. Those days food was scarce.” 🤦🏽‍♀
😁😁😂😂🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼

*MORAL OF THE STORY*
James 1:19 “So then, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to anger.”

Do we still have ladies that says. Baby if you don’t tell me how you got this money, I will not take it from you?

Before I die I’m going eat a whole bag of popcorn seeds…
The cremation will be epic!

Masepa Moment When you Bought Your Main Girlfriend Ticket
Worth R50 ya P.F.N.R Then Dj Travis Shout ”
All my Single Ladies Make Some Noise”
Then She Start Screaming