The ship is flushing Priest: San Pedro! Saint Jose! Saint John! It’s Maria! It’s Clara! He is. Lucia. Chinese: what Continue Reading..

Santa’s Wife faints. He phones for ambulance. “Address?” “Eucalyptus rd” “Spell it please” . “I’ll drag her to Oak rd Continue Reading..

Those are using a hisense phone What channel is WhatsApp ?

If gravity really exists why ladies are not falling for me?? 💔💔💔

Your not a real parent if you don’t take a sip of your child’s juice when they ask for your Continue Reading..

“I’ll see you in court” is just the grown up version of “I’m going to tell my mom

If you play The God’s Plan music video in reverse, Drake takes money & cars from people.

When you put that ring on my finger, you put a chain of death around my heart.