The level of makeup experience that Shoprite girls uses is amazing
Today i saw one girl painted her lips with a eyebrows
and her eyebrows with a Lipsticks

Marrying a fat woman is not a problem.
Problem comes when you are dancing with her……
Its like you are pushing a fridge😂

Am not Accepting any Friend Request again,
the remaining Space is for my future Wife’s Family Members
and Her Village People

Did the priest lie??
A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Ireland asked the Priest beside her: “Father,
may I ask a favor?”
Priest: “Of course. What may I do for you?
Woman: “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s
electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday
that is unopened and well over the Customs
limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is
there any way you could carry it through
Customs for me……….. Under your robe
perhaps?”
Priest: “I would love to help you, dear, but I
must warn you: I will not lie.”
Woman: “With your honest face, Father, no
one will question you.”
When they got to Customs, she let the priest
go ahead of her.
Custom Officer: “Father, do you have anything
to declare?”
Priest: “From the top of my head down to my
waist, I have nothing to declare. ”
The official thought this answer strange.
Custom Officer: “And what do you have to
declare from your waist to the floor?”
Priest: “I have a marvelous instrument
designed to be used on a woman, but which
is, to date, unused.”
Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said)
“Go ahead Father.” Next!
Did the priest lie?

Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams?
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1. When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it…😳
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2. When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required…😧
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3. When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering…😟
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4. When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on…😣
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5. When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36% and your answer was -264

There are some things that you can only understand when you are rich, like the saying “ Money can’t buy happiness”

You will never understand this if you are broke, don’t even try

Two things that comes into a lady’s mind when visiting a guy.
1 I will not open my legs for him
2 let me just shave incase.

In a bus, two women were fighting over a
seat,
and the angry driver shouted, “ok ok, the
ugly one should take the seat”
The two women stood up for the whole
journey.
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Some drivers are as wise as the comedian

Use the hospital language to describe your relationship⛪🚑
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Me: we tried all our best but.

Just because I am a man doesn’t mean
I should be able to kill a snake.
My sister, I can scream louder than you.