Dear future Wife
You must know that 50% of my salary is for my Mom .

If u enjoying this December,
u really know how to force things

Urgently need a Mercedes Benz S class 2015 model..mileage not more than 15,000km.. ranging between R150 000 – R200 000. It shld have 17 inch rims..tinted windows..Any color with Sunroof. Please send the picture as soon as possible I wanna change my profile pic.

Me as a husband introducing my wife and kids in a ceremony*

Me: this is my first wife
Her: and current wife
Me: and these are her kids
Her: they’re also his
Me: we keep it friendly
Her: on account of we’re still married
Me: and I love these kids like they’re my own
Her: because they are

Funny But Most True Fact:

When Two Beggars Meet Or Two Software Engineers Meet,

They Ask Each Other The Same Question,

“So, Which Platform Are You Working On?“

A Relationship without Sex helps you to focus on
important things like Cheating

Just googled the definition of love
there’s no where, where it talks
about money

I asked old man one day the secrect of
reaching 102 years ,and he told he drinks
bottle of whisky everyday ,smokes 2 packs
of cigarette and bath after 4 days .When I
ask how old is he ,he said ”My son ,I`m 25
years old”

If your bae says do whatever makes you happy
just know that you already have a replacement

My brother if she doesn’t disturb u , annoys u‍😡
or give u any headache😡 then she is not the one ….real girlfriends 💑act like Demons 👹some even act like witches from Malawi.

The pain of opening a
“I need a favour” message by mistake😩

Don’t invest my time loving any girl that is named “Natasha!”
😂
Because
if you read it from backwards it says “Ah Satan”

Short people hardly forgives maybe they are still angry with God
for making them look like a Roll on

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid

Husband: Well you dont’t remember, do you??
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
Then you said:
– Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.