I Delete Posts Because I’m Not The Same Person I Was 6 Minutes Ago

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING ….
I sent R1000 to a wrong number using Mobile Money
After realizing this, Icalmed down and sent him/ her this text message:
“Hello Dear, I hope you got the membership
welcome fee Of R1000 to our Satanism Church.
We are glad and looking forward to having you
with us.
That is just the beginning of the richest life you
are about to start living. We hope you are as
excited to be joining our church as we are. As I
just said, that is a
welcome salary.
We are having a meeting tonight whereby we
will slaughter 3 people in celebration of the start
of this month. Please invite over any female
person you may be close to. Lets meet tonight
at 8pm at YOUR PLACE.
If you haven’t shown any interest in our church
and you believe this is a mistake, kindly send
the money back to this number otherwise
welcome to our Church. See you tonight.”
10 Minutes later, I got a message saying send
another R1000 my friend is also interested’.
I fainted, people are so broke these days..

I rather drink 5 litres of KFC soup nd spend the whole month in the toilet,
than to check on my EX fb pic on her profile

Slenda chicks be like babe switch off the fan is blowing me away..

In a “Mental Hospital” of 38 patient’s, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: “Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
..and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
Journalist: “Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.”
Dr: “No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!… Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!”
……………………………….
😀😀 You also thought of the bucket, didn’t you?
Please go to bed No. 40!

Somewhere out there is a Girl smiling over a “Good morning beautiful”😊 text she got from your boyfriend..! ☝🙄

witchcraft is when your father is Bill Hates
instead of Bill Gates

One Man can control 16 Cows with 1 Stick 😎 Can I go deeper?

Slim girls who always go for jogging at dawn, what do you want to lose again…
Your life???😄

All Those Who Used To Cover Their Papers During Exams In School ,
Are You Billionaires Now?

Those people who buzz with a private number
Deserve high five in the face with a brick