Dear ladies what’s the purpose of wearing mini skirt and spending the whole day pulling it down?

God made everything that has life,
rest everything is made in China 😎

*If you have $2 and your wife has $98. The total money of the entire house is $2 (not $100).*

*If you understand this maths you will have peace in your home.*
*Are we clear?*

*Have u ever been so broke and then yo girlfriend visits. U decide to buy her a drink…. U go 2 the shop with two bottles, buy one Fanta and fill the sprite bottle with water so that u may keep her company as she enjoys yo last coin. And when u get back to the house she says “Baby serve me sprite its my favorite” 😳🙆🏽‍♂. My brother u will feel the symptoms of ebola

Soldier: I will rape all of u!
Girls (crying): Rape us but pls
leave our grandma out of it!
Grandma (shouting Leave who
out)?… War is war, everybody must face the
consequences!!

Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says,

“I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”

👩🏼 Wife asks, “Is that you, or the whisky talking?”

👴🏼 Husband replies, “It’s me….. talking to the whisky.”

I saved my Girl’s contact
with her real name on my
phone book but usually when i
pick her call i say “HI LOVE”….
.
So yesterday, i ran out of air time
while talking to her, so i had to
use my friend’s phone to call her
without he notice, when i dialed
her number on his phone, it
displayed “MY LOVE”. . . So i was
wondering how that
smartphone knew i was calling
her.
.
Samsung Smart phones are really smart shame!!!!

LADY’S TELL ME!!!
.
Break up – U Crying
Menstruation – U Crying
Child birth – U Crying
Engagement- U Crying
Wedding – U Crying
Sex – U Crying
Drunk – U Crying
.
What’s So Special About You??

Forget about Coronavirus stress.
Have you ever waved back at someone
who wasn’t waving at you..?

You know what sis?

Men are also tired of dating broke, uneducated, demanding, poor and lazy women.

Being Home Alone Is So Great I Just
Closed The Fridge With a Flying Kick

It was Sol’s birthday when his wife decided to take him to a night club out of town. When they arrive, the bouncer said: “Aaah Sol my man, long time no see. Welcome.”
Wife: (surprised) Babes, how do you know this guy?
Sol: That’s my gym partner.
As they got in, the bartender said “aw Sol madoda, welcome back. Same stuff?”
Wife: (in aghast) how does he know that you drink Amstel?
Sol: He served us at Thabo’s birthday.
As they were sitting down a stripper approaches them and say: aaah Sol, can we have some fun like old times?
His wife got irritated and draged Sol out and calls up a cab, as they get in the driver said “you got an ugly one this time my friend, same Hotel?”
Wife faints

Doctor : what is your problem .
Patient: I have a bad headache with mary and 99 others

Today I met a girl who told me she is studying
to be a pilot at UNISA. Girls please know
your limits when trying to look important.