Shield gives you 48hrs protection
-Colgate gives you 24hrs lasting freshness
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Adding those hours means I’m gonna wash my body after 3days
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-Sounds good since it’s winter

My Ex was tryin to embarrass me in front of her frnds by sayin
am not good in bed…🍑🍆
She was shocked when they all disagreed

That moment when having a good laugh
with your crush then your nose
decides to make a balloon

All men who wear shoes size 3 to 7 must also wear
g-string and attend baby showers!!!

Lets not argue on this!!! You know what i mean

Imagine you’re in a taxi, and the taxi driver
starts shouting “‘damn I’m tired of life”
while driving…
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What can you say/do??

Grade 12 students
Don’t throw Those t-shirts/Trousers away
You might be a security Guard next year

Motivational speakers be like ”
I started My Chicken dust business with feathers only”

10 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR HUSBAND HAPPY:
1. Give him sex
2. Obey him.
3. Love his parents.
4. Respect his siblings.
5. Never argue with him.
6. Always make him feel he’s the superior. 7. Never investigate his phone.
8. Kiss him when he insults you.
9. Don’t waste his property.
10. Support him when he’s broke.
10 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR WIFE HAPPY:
1. Give her money.
2. Always give her money.
3. Continue to give her money.
4. Keep giving her money.
5. Never get tired of giving her money.
6. Give her money even before she asks.
7. Just continue to give her money.
8. Just keep giving her money.
9. Just never get tired of giving her money.
10. Just give her money even before she asks.

A mentally retarded man stole a cellphone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all, the mentally challenged gentleman would not know how to operate the complicated handset. However, something funny happened as the the mentally retarded man pressed the phone, it did not respond. So, he continued pressing, pressing and pressing …. *Read more*

Me : so you the One dating ma Ex Gf
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Him : Yeah man . Why ?
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Me : I’m eating Pizza now , Do you want
left overs too

Don’t play with a girl’s heart!
She’s got only one.
Always try to play with her t**s!
she’s got two of those😏

I don’t care how much I owe people .
On Payday, I go straight to KFC

MUMMY! MUMMY!!!
little Nyaaa rushed to his mother and told her excitedly, “Mummy, Mummy! Come quickly! There is a strange man playing with the house maid in her room! And they are both naked”
His mother stood up in anger, “In my house?! Is this girl crazy?! God! If Nyaa is saying the truth, I’m going to kill this girl today!”
She stormed down the hall to confront the maid but when she got to the door, Nyaa, who had been trying to play a joke on his mum screamed with glee, ”
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AprilFools Mum! It’s only daddy playing with the housemaid !”