Girls this thing of glowing after a break up is not fair 😭😭
actually is not allowed
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Hubby:hello baby.
Wife:hello swiddy.
Hubby: i ll come back home a bit late dear.
Wife:i know you are with your bitches.you are
a very bad man.i don’t even know why you
chose to marry me.i don’t want you any more.i hate you!
Hubby:take it easy dear. i’m in bank righ now….
Wife:haaa!how did you know i needed some cash? you r such a darling!
bring me R10 000 baby.i love you baby.let me even
prepare a bath and food for you.oh!
please get me chicken and chips on your way back.
Hubby:im in a BLOOD BANK trying to donate some blood…
Wife:fool….tell them to drain all the blood
from your body!stupid man.
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Who Else Says “Let Me Tell You The Truth” And Then Lie Worse
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Your problems must not arrive on someone else’s pay day
that kind of witchcraft must end☝️
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Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it.
Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.
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That moment when you come to your bae wearing panties with laces, and he just takes it off together with your jeans and throws them away behind the bed not bothering looking at it.
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Today l went to a restaurant, l saw there was a wifi service, so l asked for password, the waitress told me eat first ,so l place my order,After eating l asked again for password and again she told me eat first,feeling frustrate again l order black coffee,after drinking ,again l asked for password,They told me eat first..Then angry l asked the restaurant manager for the password..He replied eat first, before l was about to explode, l finally saw a sign showing wifi password…EAT FIRST
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Selfie Sticks were invented for
people who only look good from
a distance
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Lesego:(crying)
Teacher:Why are u crying?
Lesego:Tebogo said I’m ugly
Teacher:Tebogo why did u tell Lesego the truth mara….? Mxm
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Why did the broom came late?
It over swepted
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Why don’t witches wear underwear?
Answer I get a tighter grip on the Broom without underwear on
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एक नर्स बाहर आई और बोली : माँ बच्चा दोनों ठीक है,
और नर्स ने बच्चा बच्चे के पिता को दिया।
बच्चे के बाप ने अपनी बहन को दिया।
बहन ने अपने पति को दिया।
उसने नानी को दिया।
नानी ने नाना को दिया।
नाना ने बच्चे के चाचा को दिया।
चाचा ने चाची को दिया।
चाची ने बच्चे के दादी को दिया
और दादी ने दादा को दिया।
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बच्चे ने घबराकर पूछा : दादाजी….
ये आप लोग क्या कर रहे हो….????
दादाजी बोले :
बेटा ये सब Whatsapp रोग से ग्रसित है,
तू Market में नया है ना
इसलिये तुझे “Forward” कर रहे हैं।!
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This Valentine’s Day is taking so long 😢
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I just wanna give her this R7 Cup so she can be out of my Business
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Why did you change your last job..
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Because the company shifted and didn-t tell me where
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Dating a broke guy is very stresfull
Every 5minutes he will be like… “Babe promise u will never leave me”🙆
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This December I will be busy visiting my
relative’s all over, so I can save my food for
January
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