So I was in a taxi and there’s a
muscular, weird looking guy in
the back. His phone rang and
he answered, “Sure thing boss,
I’m in a taxi with him and I’ll
shoot him when he gets off
“…
No one got off the taxi, we’re
now at the Taxi driver’s home

Ladies👭

Don’t be angry when your Boyfriend
acting strange and crazy.
Those people used to drive bricks and
act like they were”Real Cars” wena just chill.😁

Sometimes I Sleep Under My Bed
And Pretend To Be A Cockroach

When you thought you’re done washing the dishes
and you turn around to see those pots on stove!

Husband and wife went shopping to get new dresses for the wife.

After seeing numerous dresses, she shortlisted around 100 and further brought it down to 25.

Out of these, she asked her husband to choose 5 dresses among them.

Then she finally picked up one dress.

It took 5 hours to finalise one dress.

The husband settled the bill and commented :
“Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves. He need not have wasted too much of time.”

Ultimate comment of wife :
“Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally choose the leaves as per the wish of Eve. You are lucky u have to just sit in AC shop…”

Moral ::: Never argue with a woman while shopping.

You’re pregnant and you’re watching TV
with your parents….
Then boom an advertise of a condom
.

How can you let a nigga with no passport tell you
“You’re the most beautiful woman in the World “?

Tomorrow just wake up ,wear your formal clothes ,
got to any company and start working .
if they call the police go to the police station
and start working there too

Why is a bachelor skinny
and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes
home, takes one look at
what’s in the refrigerator,
…and goes to bed.
-The Married man
comes home,takes one
look at what’s in the bed
and goes to refrigerator

I Have 3 Daughters And Both Of Them Are girls,
is God Not Great?