If 00h00 means 12 oclock then which means
my airtime balance of 00.00 means i have R12 airtime

When satan see that your things are going smooth and well……and he is lazy to punish you. He just give you a xhosa girlfriend😂!!!!

Xhosa girls and satan all same whatsapp group!!!!

If you are going to insult me….you too!!!💃💃💃💃😜😜😜
Mooooooorning

One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgiveness. The first man went to the Father and said: ” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The first man:” I have lied! ” Father: “Drink the Holy water and you will be saved. ” And so the man drank the water and was “saved “. Then the second man went up to the Father and said:” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The second man: ” I have stolen from the jeweler’s ! ” Father: “Drink the Holy water and you will be saved. ” And so the man drank the holy water and was “saved “. The third man went up to the Father and said: ” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The third man: ” I peed in the Holy water! “

There is a blonde driving on the highway. Her husband
calls her on his cell phone and in a worried voice says;
Honey, be careful please! I just heard on the radio that there
is a crazy driver, driving the wrong way on Route 90
Woman says; I know, but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!

Dating a married man is like driving a
government vehicle
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you can drive it but you’ll never own it

You have been single from January to October
and as we enter in November you found love.
Bro do not accept,
the devil wants to play with your little savings …
Concentrate!

You Called Her Ugly Back In High School…
Now You’re In Her Unread Messages

HUSBAND: Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack.
WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password!
HUSBAND: It’s ok… I am feeling better now

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The driver says “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman moves to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to Nyaa, who was next to her in the bus,
“the driver just insulted me.”
Nyaa says “You go up there and give that stupid driver a big slap.
Go on madam, I’ll help you hold your monkey for you”

March babies were made in June
should we tell them why they were made

People think I’m crazy because I talk to my dogs.
What am I supposed to do?
Ignore them when they asked me a question?

Tswana Girl Enter At The Sex Store…
Cashier : Hi,what Can I Do For You Miss.?
Girl :Hy I want A Dildo!!
Cashier :Okay Dear You Can Chose From Our Rage On The Wall…
Girl :I’ll Take The Red One Sir..
Cashier : Sorry Mam That’s A Fire Extinguisher!!!

Two friends were walking home and a Lady happened to be Blowing a Kiss 😘 to one of them…..from the window of a Single Storey building.

1st friend:
Man, it looks like that Babe is
Blowing kisses at me…

2nd friend:
Guy leave her alone,
Don’t pay any attention to her.
(Then the lady signalled 🙋 to Him to come)

1st friend:
Man the babe is calling me!

2nd friend:
My friend, Don’t go.

1st friend:
Why would you ask Me not to go
When a fine Babe like that is calling me?

2nd friend:
Pal, l’m begging you,
Please Don’t go, please Don’t go

The Friend ignored Him…
And went over to the Lady,
She went to meet Him
And they both went upstairs.
Suddenly as they were about to have Fun,
They heard a Car honking.

Lady: (on opening the window)
Hell ! That’s my Husband!!

1st friend:
Shit! I’m in Trouble!!

Lady:
Don’t worry, just pretend
Like you’re the Laundry man
And iron these Clothes,
Pointing at a heap of Clothes.

The Guy spent the whole Day…
Ironing clothes because
The Husband never left home that day.

The next day he went over to his Friend’s place

1st friend:
Pal, can you believe that it was
Clothes and Clothes l ironed
Throughout the day yesterday.

2nd friend:
But I told you not to go.
All those clothes you ironed,
l WASHED THEM THE PREVIOUS DAY !!!

Men will be Men