That Feeling , When You Enter The Exam Hall Late And
Your Friends Have Already Sat in Formation Without You

True love is when you know you’re broke
but you know your bae deserves better .
So you help her find a sugar daddy to bless her

Valentine is around the corner.
Surprise your side-chick/girlfriend by introducing her to your wife😂

And you post home alone and you see
the community thief react with wow

A husband and wife noticed that their little boy’s penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast. When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says,’ Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father.

Bae is not allowed to have a Bestie
What are they Bestering that I cannot Bestify

The distance between Egypt & Canan is only 625km.But Moses and his crew took 40 years to cover the Distance
That means they were walking about 15km per year. That is just a bit more than a kilometer per month and only 43 meters per Day. Someone, please find me Moses He should explain to us what kind of laziness was that

After i Give Advice , i Always End My Sentence With
“i Don’t Know Though” ..
So That You Can Never Say i Ruined Your Life

People Who Knows Car Parts Let Us Confuse Them
Me : Front Sit.

When you give her R20 she tells her friends you gave her R2 000,
that’s what we call “real woman”

Since my girlfriend gave birth, everything in my life has changed including my name, adress, cellphone number, back account everything.