If you are single drop your picture we will tell u
where is the problem

If yo wife is sick,don’t rush her to the hospital immediately,send money to her account first,if she doesn’t get well immediately then you can take her to the hospital.Just learnt there’s a new sickness common among women called moneylaria and the best treatment is bank alert

If your boyfriend spends the whole day without a saying a word to you, just know that the other relationship is going well.

A certain family was having dinner, and their
six year old girl (Joy) started telling a story.
•°•
Joy: On my way back from school, I saw dad
with a girl…
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Father: Shut up! Don’t talk with food in your
mouth… !
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Mother: No no no. Let her talk…
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Joy: Dad, you went in to the bush, I followed
you and you started kissing and
undressed her and then…!!!
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Mother: And then what baby? Say it. I’ll get
you a bunch of chocolate …
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Joy: They started doing what you did with
uncle Daniel when dad was not
around….
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Mother: Shut up, your dad has told you not
to talk with food in your mouth. Stupid child.
No table manners…..!!

The food that I ate in my dreams last night had no taste😒..
so tonight I’m sleeping with salt

No Women Can Control Me, No Women Can Control Me”….
But Once She Says Go & Lock The Door You Fly Like A Bird

I just went out and saw a ghost
Outside.
Me: hey!!!
Ghost: I hv a boyfriend.
..
..
Am I suppose to single all my life???

Once You Start Dating Someone Suddenly
Everyone Has A Rumor To Tell

Quote of de day
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Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi didnt just wake up and become the best players ,they trained for a long time .so if your wife is so good in bed , my brother i have bad news for u

If your boyfriend has Alot of female cousins.
Trust me you are also his cousin.

Am I the only one who skips a post about God
and secretly say: “God knows that I love him”..!

If he comes back from work and sits in his car for a while.
Sister, his deleting the messages…
Yes, your rival’s messages..👌

So Bushiri is arrested for money laundry.
That’s stupid, how can you put money in washing machine.
I wonder if he used Omo or surf??? 🤔