Raise Your Hand If You Also Have That One Chair In Your Room
That’s Always Full Of Clothes

If you think your man doesn’t know maths
tell him you’re pregnant my sister

When you close the door to kill a snake and
the electricity goes off my brother thats
when you wll know that nobody can stop reggae. ..
you will keep jumping like a rasta man.

Car owners , let’s confuse them with car parts
Me: overtake 😄

Double heart attack message from my girl to me today:

1st SMS: Let’s break up now, it’s all over.😳😳😳

2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you

I don’t take someone’s boyfriend 🤔 I take a boyfriend who will always say he loves me 🤗 when I look at his left hand, I don’t see a ring 💍 when I look at his face 🙄 I don’t see Someone’s name 🗣️ so what do you say I took your man, please bring the album of your wedding pictures please 👏

If he comes back from work & sits outside for a while.
Sister he’s deleting the messages.
Hurry up & catch him

The reason why I will always mind my business.
So this guy was beating his girlfriend on the road, I intervened, start fighting the guy, the case got to the police and the lady defended her boyfriend,
she said “I should’ve mind my business”.

True Love Is When She Steal Her
Fathers Money And Give It To Me😏

Nigerian Guy: Father Can You Please Send Me Money 😫🙏
– Father: Where Are You? 😕😒
– Nigerian Guy: in South Africa 😟
– Father: Open A Church ⛪ Son

Work hard until your messages cant be ignored even in family groups.
Even if you type (:! They will reply “How are you bro ” What did you say ?

According To A Research, There Are Basically 6 Types Of Girls.

1. Hard Disk Girls – Remember Everything Forever.

2. Ram Girls – Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.

3. Screensaver Girls -Just For Looking, Not For Touch.

4. Internet Girls – Easy To Access & Explore.

5. Server Girls – Always Busy When Needed.

6. Virus – These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife, Once Enters In Your System Don’t Leave Till Everything Is Corrupted.