Will I be single until death, while there are so many single ladies?
Mxm🤦
Even when I’m serious, you’ll just laugh

If your girlfriend is ugly, admit and stop saying
“One man’s food is another man’s poison”,
My friend poison is poison nothing like another man’s food.

If you want to read about love and marriage,
you have to buy two separate books.

A cop pulls a guy over: Sir, why were you speeeding? Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I became really drunk.
….
I really love you ppl

If a woman get angry because you came
back late @ night ,she’s right cz it’s danger
out there
.
Please Gents respect them and come back
In the Morning

Your girl once cooked pap and chicken in LuckyStar and KOO cans ……
for someone called the “husband”

URGENT please:
I’m looking for 17 people to come into my place,
I want them to come and watch a movie with me.. I wanted to watch it alone
But the movie is for 18 and Above

Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a
mixture of STUDY and DYING?

In my wedding, any women who looks prettier than my wife,
should be kicked out. I hate confusion.

You make her breakfast in bed and
she comes with it to the dining room
Some people just don’t get it!

“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful,
when her lips are closed..!”