I think, I’m going to lose my drivers
license…
and all just because of a stupid
police officer…
The conversation went like this,
when I got pulled over in my car:
Officer: “License and registration,
please, I think you are drunk!”
Me: “I assure you, I did not drink
anything.”
Officer: “Ok, let’s do a little test!
Imagine driving in the dark on a
highway at night, when you see two
lights in the distance. What is this?”
Me: “A car.”
Officer:”Of course! But which one? A
Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?”
Me:”I have no idea!”
Officer:”So, you’re drunk.”
Me:”But I didn’t drink anything.”
Officer:”Okay, one more test —
Imagine, you drive in the dark on a
highway at night, and there is one
light coming at you.What is it?
Me:”A motorcycle.”
Officer:”Of course! But which one? A
Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?”
Me:”I have no idea!”
Officer:”As I suspected, you’re drunk!”
Then I started to get annoyed and
asked a counter question.
Me:”So…, counter question — You’re
driving in the dark on a highway at
night and see a woman on the
roadside. She wears a mini skirt,
fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes
and only a bra as a top. What is this?”
Officer:”A prostitute of course.”
Me:”Yes, but which one? Your
daughter, your wife or your mother?”
Things went downhill from there and
now I have a court date to attend…

In a clinic you will que until
you forget what your sickness is

Dear Ladies 👧

If your boyfriend doesn’t have your time ✋

You can take mine 👉 It’s now 20:43

Whites : Finish
Afrikaner’s : Klaar
Blacks: Finish and Klaar

I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me, because the car was from the electricity company, they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again

Posting Jokes On Facebook doesn’t Mean Everything Is Fine..
I also Have Personal Problems Such As Crying When
Am Hungry Nd Refuse To Bath

Even if you dance in the Rain
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Youre Enemies will accuse you of Making dust

Ladies ,Please understand that cheating on your boyfriend
hurts more than him cheating on you

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2019 Will Probably The Last Year That Ends With
“Teen” For The Rest Of Our Lives

Those people who buzz with a private number
Deserve high five in the face with a brick

Alot of you didn’t underline the date in school and it shows by your eyebrows∽∽!

RIGHT ANSWERS TO WRONG QUESTIONS

1. You had a haircut and they ask
“Did you cut your hair??
“No, I dyed my hair colorless”

2. You standing right in front of the elevator on
the ground floor and they ask
“Are you going up??”
“No I’m waiting for my apartment to come get me”

3. You on the queue to buy tickets at the cinemas and a friend sees you and asks
“What are you doing here??”
“I’m here to pay my school fees”

4. When a friend calls you on your landline
they ask “Where are you??”
“I’m at the bus stop”

5. When it’s raining and one notices you are going out they ask
“Are you going out in this rain??”
“No Im going in the next one”

6. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed and they ask
“Are you sleeping??”
“No I’m trying to die”

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