Sometimes you have to call Bae and say “don’t cook tonight we are having KFC”🍜🍚🍛. Then switch off your phone and come back the next day.
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She Was My Crush Until She Said “Opposite
Of Minimum Is MiniDad”.
Yaz South Africa Mara!!?.
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My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lipstick
but I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me
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Always keep ur picture in ur pocket,
u know y..
Whenever u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times,
if i can face this then i can face anything.
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If she refuses to take you to her parents
Impregnate her.. Then Relax..
Her parents will bring her to you😂😂😂
Thank me later…..
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A man is sitting next to a woman in who’s trying to breast-feed her baby in a bus.
The baby refuses to suck the breast & the mother warns, “If you don’t suck, i shall give it to the uncle next to me”.
The baby still refuses.
After about 20 mins, the woman repeats the ‘threat’.
The man clears his throat & says,
“Look, madam, you better make up your mind. I was supposed to get off six bus-stops ago…
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Interviewer: How much amount of milk does
your cow produce?
Farmer: which one, black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer : Where do they sleep?
Farmer: The Black one or the. White one?
Interviewer: The black one
Farmer : In the Barn
Interviewer: And the White one?
Farmer: In the Barn also
Interviewer: Your cows look healthy… What do
you feed them?
Farmer: which one..black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on
asking if black one or white one when answers
are just the same??
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Its also mine.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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We need a brave thief who can go to heaven
and steal the book of sins
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Imagine you are a parent, your daughter is in form 3 and she is going to school. You escorts her to the bus station and after 3 hrs you are told that the bus she was in has had an accident and no one has survived. As you are making funeral arrangements you get a call from your daughter saying ” mom, I was not on that bus, my boyfriend insisted I spend two days at his house before I go” What would you do as a parent? How would you feel?
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I think Vendas were out of country. ….
when Jesus said”let there be light”
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Indian movies are so fake; I started dancing at the market today
but nobody joined me.
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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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I hate people who speak big grammar
just to make you feel PERSPICACIOUS😏
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They way some girls love Guys with cars,
they can tell which car you Drive from the
sound of your keys in your pocket…
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Dating a soldier mare its another problem..
Girl : Bae can i come over?
Guy : Negative madam….Maybe tomorrow i repeat maybe tomorrow…!!! Do you copy?
.
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If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na na na na
it’s called High Blood Pressure.
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