Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend
Boy: “Hey, All The Best”
Girl-Friend: “All The Best To You Too”
But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.
Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart.
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Not every girls with big eyes are beautiful,
some of them look like a shocked frog!!!
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Dear Alcohol
We had a deal where you would make me funnier,
smarter and a better dancer……..
I saw the video of myself……. We need to talk.
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My ex was like : “Rich can we meat?”
And i was like: “No, we can cabbage”
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You are 30 and not yet CEO? What a shame! I became CEO at age 15 when my teacher said “You and your company, leave my class”
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*My friend invited me to a wedding and while sitting I whispered to a person sitted next to me:*
*ME* the bride is ugly..
*PERSON:* if you dont mind, thats my daughter
*ME:* ooh am sorry I didn’t know you are the father..
*PERSON:* idiot am not the father, am the mother..
*ME:* heeeh
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Am i The Only One Who Can Cancel Plans
Just To Stay Home And Do Nothing ?
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Don’t bother to load it because that was the number of children that were released from heaven on 14th February 2019
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While examining a female patient, Doctor tells
her:“Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now
let me see that cute little thing which gets you
ladies into all kinds of trouble.Woman
immediately started taking off her jeans and
underwear.Doc shocked said:“No! No! Please put
on your clothes. Just show me your tongue…
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When Your Boss Has No Chill 😂🤣
Charlie : ” Hello Boss !!! I will Be Unable To Come To Work Tomorrow. Due To Heavy Rains , I Live On Island Now 😭
Boss :”Charlie , In Your Job Application You Mentioned Swimming As Your Hobby. See You At Work @7:00am
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Math Jokes Aren’t Funny 😒
.
Nothing About Math Is Funny, Math Is A Sin
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Today I actually killed a Mosquito
That bit me 3 year ago
.
That niggah thought I forgotten his face
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[Dear Slay Queens💰]
Don’t stress darlings, your graduation is coming very soon..
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Get someone who thinks your gorgeous
even when you look like a sack of potatoes.
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Japanese scientists have created a Camera
with such an immensely fast shutter-speed,
that it is now possible to take a photograph of a
woman with her mouth shut.
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My sister, If he posts “my love” on your timeline,
also go to his timeline and post “my husband”
he can’t leave his business open and close yours
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