Dear black people. . . .
.
It’s Police-Station
Not Poly-Station
. . .Say it with me. . .”P-o-l-i-c-e S-t-a-t-i-o-n”

if Your Mom Doesn’t Complain About You Using Your Phone Too Much ,
Just Know That You Are Adopted 😏 ..
Don’t Argue With Me ✋ , Go Ask Your Father

I heard that 3 girls in this group are planning to rape me..
*May their plan succeed in JESUS’ name

Facebook is the only book we read everyday

People Who Knows Car Parts Let Us Confuse Them
Me : Front Sit.

Pain is when you go out to throw away a Pizza Box
and no one sees you

Where do I send the application to
if I want my dog to be a Police dog?

If you think your man doesn’t know maths
tell him you’re pregnant my sister

Football Rules of our childhood
1-the fat is always the keeper
2-the game ends only if all players are tired (EXCEPT RULE 6)
3-no matter the score, the team that scores the last goal wins the game
4-there is no referee
5-only if it is serious
6-if the owner of the ball gets angry the game is over
7-the 2 best players can’t play on the same team, so everyone chooses their players
8-if you are chosen the last one is a humiliation
9-if there is penalty the keeper is replaced by the best player of his team and says “not for good” to mean that after the penalty, the keeper returns to his post
10-when the ball comes out of the playground to a remote destination, it’s the hitter who’s going to get the ball
11-the best player on the ground is always on the same team as the owner of the ball
12-to start a game we always said “PREE” with our mouths, the game begins”
13-to distinguish teams, a team should play shirtless
14- you kick the ball in the air to start a match
15- Its all massive attack, massive defence
16- Remember the owner of the Ball is FIFA
17- No offside
18-if your Mom calls u , someone can be playing for you and when you return you continue
If you’ve been through this like me, you can also add yours

If she asks for R200 let us make it R600
bafwethu🗣they’re our girlfriends

Mom: How make chicken
Daughter: What?
Mom: Where buy chicken
Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.
Mom: Avocado

If 1 girlfriend can make you happy. Imagine having 10 girlfriends…

overdose happiness

When you look at bae, do you now believe in the saying: “Dreams do come true” or the one that says: “To be happy accept what life gives you”..??