I told a zulu-girl that I want to take her to cinema
and she said you know what “I hate that restaurent”…
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I’ve been fainting since

FATHER AND SON
A man followed his son to his
school’s end of the year party.
He saw other pupils being
awarded gifts for their
performance. His son did not
collect any.
MAN: God! Why do you give me
this kind of son? Are these not
children too? At least, they belong
to a parent too. Who will not be
happy to see his child perform
well like this?
The son heard this and was sad.
When they end the program they
walked out and wait for an Taxi
or Bus, while others are going
directly to their different cars.
SON: God! Why have you given me
this kind of father? Are these not
someone’s father, too. Who will
his father have an Air Conditioned
Jeep and will not be happy? See,
see them as they are enjoying!
The man heard this and gave the
son a dirty slap
MAN: silly boy, , dont you know
that if you study hard now, you
will buy a Jeep too?
SON: Dad, that means you did not
study hard when you are young.
Thats why you dont have car..

When A Couple Post A Picture :
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-White Girls : Sorry To Say This but This Guy Is My Crush & I Truelly Wannna Date Him Too 🙁 … Sorry
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-Black Girls : My People

That one person who has been single for almost a century and
when they start dating they be posting pictures like
“breathing with bae”.. WTH

Dnt hide yourselves When u see us at clinic
we are all sick no1 goes there to withdraw money

Teacher: whoever answers my next question,
can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

My sisters just because God said let there be Light and Darkness when he created the earth, it doesn’t mean you must have a light face and a dark neck..

SCHOOL KIDS📒}
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Teacher comes ➡ They complain
School out early ➡ They complain
School out late ➡ They complain
Teacher not coming ➡ They complain
Holidays ➡ They miss school
School time ➡ They miss home
Class work ➡ They dont write
Corrections ➡ They write
NOTES ➡ LETS NOT TALK ABOUT IT

Him : Bae Why do u call me with Private?
Her : Ohh sorry Bbe Hangup and let me call You ka Truck

True love is when you know you’re broke
but you know your bae deserves better .
So you help her find a sugar daddy to bless her

Welcome to South Africa where
(1). Young girls look forward to putting their signatures on Social Grants than JOB CONTRACTS,
(2). Beer is more important than water,
(3). Arbotion is legal, yet murder is illegal,
(4). Rape and other crime rate is higher than education,
(5). Getting a smart phone is greater than achieving a degree,
(6). Beautiful girls are getting 100+ LIKES on social networks everyday, while the ugly ones are getting DEGREES and getting MARRIED every weekend,
(7). Losing a phone is more painful than losing virginity,
(8). Pizza deliveries are faster than an emergency response

Nothing Is Painful Like A Lecturer Standing Behind You In An Exam Hall
And Says: “Some People Are Writing Nonsense” mxm!

Your Parents Are Still Together 😬😴
But When You Are Asked “Who Your Favorite Couple is?” ,
You’ll Say it’s “Jay Z And Beyonce” 😠😡 ..
After All The School fees

How to turn a girl on:
•°•
1. Lip biting
2. Ass grabbing
3. Having her against the wall
4. Kissing her neck
5. Teasing her
6. Love bites… The list continues
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How to turn a guy on:
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1. Touch us anywhere even our shirts