When they see you happy with your partner,
they start telling them about what you did in 1996🤐🤐🤐

I Can’t Really Talk The Talk Or Walk The Walk
But If You Need Someone To Drink The Drink ,
Then I’m All Yours 🤣😂

This lockdown is starting to feel like a game.
Congratulations you have completed level 3,
you have now unlocked alcohol!!!

Zimbabwe is the only Country in the World
where the Police were locked up
and crime went down ,
just shows who the criminals really are

Ever realized that your brain speaks perfect English, but your mouth is the one that rounds it to the nearest Nonsense?

Tomorrow I’ll be hosting a party at home,
it’s only for cute people, if you are ugly please don’t come
Even my self I won’t be there

The pain of not being able to tell your girlfriend that
your other girlfriend is cheating on you
with a guy that is playing her

I slept at this woman’s place🏡, then at night her husband came, i dont knw 🙅how it ended but now am in a room sleeping 🏨and I am seeing people dressed in white holding things like medicine💉💊.
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I dont knw whats wrong

After her 4th baby, a girl from limpompo went to see the pastor..
She said “I don’t know why I get pregnant so often, there must be something in the air..?”

“Yes” said the pastor, “your legs..”

On my wedding day when you hear your name, you’ll answer and move forward to get a plate of food, the rest of you will tell me who invited you,
while receiving some slaps…