i Hate When People Ask Me To Watch Their Stuff 😏 …
What if Someone Comes ?
And Actually Tries To Steal Them ? ,
Do i Have To Fight Them ? I’m Not Ready ✋
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How are you going to know pillow fights
while your boyfriend uses blankets as pillows
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Getting Bored?
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Need Some Fun In Life?
Go To A Stranger’s Wedding And Scream ……
Don’t Marry I Still Love You.
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The wife chewed out her husband at the company picnic awhile back.
“Doesn’t it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times?”
“Not a bit,” the husband replied. “I just tell them I’m filling up the plate for you!”
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You’ll be surprised by how many arguments
women have won just by Crying..
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I went for a job interview today when I entered the 1st question was “wait please” I answered “65kgs”. They were so happy they all laughed and told me to go back home they’ll call me soon.*
*I’m now ironing my clothes they myt call me early morning tomorrow, guys pray for me.*
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That Pain , When You Are Telling A Story 🔥♥ And Then Someone interrupts You , Like “Oh! That Happened To Me” 😡 ..
And He/She Starts Telling His/Her Story
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WE ARE EXPERIENCING HIGHER THAN NORMAL ASS EATING VOLUMES,
PLEASE REMAIN EATING ASS.
YOUR ASS WILL BE EATEN IN THE ORDER IN WHICH IT WAS EATEN IN
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Guys imagine, the phone I bought with my own money
is now correcting my English
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I want to Open a Mortuary!*
*_Guys promise me that you will die to support my business._*
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There Are Three Kinds Of Men In The World.
Some Remain Single & Make Wonders Happen,
Some Have Girlfriends & See Wonders Happen,
The Rest Get Married & Wonder What Happened?
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Between somebody and someone who’s someone exactly?
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It’s now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed.
Maybe it’s time I go there personally and find out what’s wrong😢
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I was in the toilet 🤯then my friend sent me a X video
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I played the video for 8 mins😎
And there was no sound in it so l didn’t bother myself with the volume 🔊🔊
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Then l remembered my phone was connected on a Bluetooth speaker in the dining 😭😭😭
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Now I’m acting crazy 😔😕and this is the 2nd week since I’ve been crazy😢😢😢
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A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said
” you look cute.. I like you.”….
The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said
“My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.”..
He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said
” I have written some words of wisdom and religious verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep.”
And then he walked away.
The girl went back to her hostel in shame and guilt..
before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus:
“Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number.
Call me anytime. ………..
By the way, I like you too!”
Men are always Men
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A Break up can make you google things like
‘How to be strong’
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