Girls who drink castle lite deserve a
tool box on Valentine’s day

Some girls are really Childish and immature..

Rich: Hi😀
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Her: sorry I don’t date broke guys😕
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Rich: I don’t want to date you😆.. I only wanted to to tell you that I saw u on tv today😐
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Her: owww😊☺😊 really?😹 which channel?😛
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Rich: Animal channel😯😒
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Boom I was blocked

CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK ,
EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID ,
EXCEPT YOU!

I survived nine months in my mother’s womb without bathing.
What is July to me Nxaaaa

A pregnant teenager slammed the door of a taxi and the driver shouted:
“You should have closed your legs that way!”

When you at Shoprite and someone asks you “Sorry my Sister, You Work here?” Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!

The food that I ate in my dreams last night had no taste😒..
so tonight I’m sleeping with salt

Wow I can’t believe that all this time I’ve been wasting my time eating meat and soft drinks😒..
when I can eat cabbage and drink water..which is delicious and very healthy Shem😍

Husband having an affair with Sophie.Sophie lived next door.Friday morng husband lied to his wife that he’s going to Durban for seminar.He packs his laptop and bags and tell his wife she won’t find him wen she comes back from work,and slips next door to Sophie’s house.Saturday morng he woke up smiling after a lovely night with Sophie.Wearing Sophie’s gown,he goes to the bathroom to his surprise thru the window he sees another man walking around his house wearing his gown,the one he left at home.He shouts thru the window,”Hey wena! What are u doing in my house?”The man shouts back:Futsek”Who are u?The father of dis house is in Durban”Husband replies,”I will beat u once l return from Durban”.

guess by who?

“Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres.
Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and white for peace.
Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to funerals.
Racism will never end as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted.
Even when playing snooker. You haven’t won until you’ve sunk the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the table.

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But I don’t care, as long as I’m still using white toilet paper to wipe my black butt , I’m fine!”..

Every time she goes out at night to drink🍻 with her friends💃👭, she comes back early around 3am🌃 in the morning, she knocks🚪 in the window because she lost her key and when I open the curtains⏳ to see who it is ,It’s her, she makes funny ugly😉 faces, when I open the door she walks🚶‍♀️ In like a model 💃(Cat walking) convincing me she’s not drunk🥂 but she keeps falling😑, she sends me to go out and look for her other shoe👠 “stuck in a mud ” she says. I come back she locked me out👏, she continue to make funny😬 faces through the window. She forgets we hid the spare key outside under the rock😛, 🙈👅I open the door she runs🏃‍♀️💃 and hide herself from me, she puts a bucket on her head and cover her eyes with her hands, I Ignore her and go sleep🛌. She so drunk she starts singing random songs,🌴 starts jumping on the bed🛏 like a kid, pulls me by ears 👂 and rides my back like a horse ,while I’m trying to sleep ,runs to the toilet to vomit🚽 ,I have to wakeup And Check on her ,Hold Her Hair As She Vomits😛 , make sure she’s okay😑 , She Goes To The Kitchen ,breaks Glasses🍷 I get There Shes Eating eating everything in the fridge🍎🍓🍉🍨🍢🍲🍞🍜🍤🍛🍗 shes wearing the clothes 👕👔👖She Ironed For me for work ,Takes Out her phone takes selfies🤳 I have to pick up the glasses and sweep the floor ,prepare my clothes👖👕👔 for work and hers👗 too if shes going ,when I’m done ,Im noticing shes been quiet for a while now ,I go and check her out ,I get there shes sleeping🛌 I have to pick her up and put her in bed ,I go out to switch off lights 💡 I come back She has wetened💦 the bed, now I have put her on the Couch put a blanket wrap her feet and tuck it to her and i’ll take the floor I close my eyes to sleep I hear the boom sound ,its her she fell😑 off the couch , Now We both sleeping on the floor ,she’s farting so bad I cant sleep ,I yawn as I close my eyes 📢”Trrrr trrr⏰” the alarm goes off its 6:30am I better get ready for work 😔 And You know What I Don’t Mind Cause I Love My Babe, She is my only Queen

I just smoked weed for the first time and
this thing is so weak it has no effect on me.
Nothing has changed cause
I am still sitting on the TV watching the Sofa.