Teacher fell Asleep in Class and
Nyaa walked up to him,
Nyaa : “Teacher are you sleeping in Class ?”
Teacher : “No I am not Sleeping in Class.
Nyaa: “What were you doing Sir ?
”Teacher : I was talking to God.”
The next day Nyaa fell Asleep in class and the
same teacher walks up to him
Teacher : “Nyaa , You are sleeping in my Class.”
Nyaa : “No not me Sir, I am not Sleeping.”
Angry Teacher : “What were you doing. ??”
Nyaa : “I was talking to God.”
Angry Teacher : “What did he Say ??”
Nyaa : “God said he never spoke to you yesterday.
One word for Nyaa? Dont forget to SHARE

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If She Doesn’t Accept A Bible As A Present This Valentine;
Leave Her, She’s Evil!!!

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C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping…

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What is “Aloe vera”…
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It’s a Punjabi sister,brother offering,
something to his elder brother!

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Every time you meet us, “it’s am asking for R2, am asking for a R5..”
These are ‘tollgate’ manners that’s why people avoid you..!

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Woman who eat soil. Can you try to upgrade your self
and try some expansive things like “Cement”?😂

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*To those ladies who always seem to be totally asleep but when you start removing their panty they raise waist a bit to help you remove it nicely, May God bless you!!!*

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Real Life Story

When a man has a good car it attracts more ladies to him. When a lady has a good car it repels guys away from her. .A teenage boy impregnates his teenage girlfriend. The girl drops out of school, the boy continues his education. .A guy catches his girlfriend with another guy, he fights his girlfriend. A lady catches her guy with another lady, she fights the other lady. .The older a man becomes, the higher the number of ladies available for him. The older a lady becomes the fewer the number of guys available for her. .A 76 year old man can still marry a 26 year old lady. A 36 year old lady is tagged too old to get married. .A man divorces his wife today and the next day he is dating other ladies. Six months later he is married. While the divorced woman is labeled a divorcee and remains single six years later. . A man looses his wife to death and remarries a year after, he did the right thing, he’s being praised and congratulated for moving on, after all life is for the living. A woman looses her husband to death and remarries after 4yrs, “aaah! so early? Are u sure she wasn’t sleeping with that man even when her husband was alive? That was why she killed her husband. .A married man is caught in bed with another woman, his wife is asked to forgive him and move on. A married woman is caught in bed with another man, the husband asks her to leave his house. .A man gets transferred by his company to another state, the entire family relocates with him. The woman gets transferred to another state, she goes alone or resigns from the job. .‎If a man rises to be the CEO of the company, he got there by hard work and determination. If a woman rises to be the CEO of the company, even if the staff are only women, she is suspected to get there by sleeping with the Board members. .

HOW FAIR IS LIFE.

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Have you noticed that people who are blind cannot see…!?

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pastor: who died and woke up again
Sunday school: undertaker

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Mom: what are doing today?😉

Me: Nothing why?😐

Mom: But u did nothing yesterday😔

Me: I didn’t finish

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Whites: One thousand and two hundred rands.
Blacks: wan pon thu

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“Driver I will Pay For Everyone” Is Very Important When
You Enter A Taxi And Find Your Ex Sitting With The New Bae

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Im not a sleeping person is important
when doing an interview at a security company

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