People who wear masks while driving alone in the car
are the very same people who drives slow on a fast lane

An Engineering student went for an interview in a Big IT company for the position of
“Computer Hacking Investigator”.
The HR asked him, “So,what makes you suitable for this job?”
“Well”,he replied, “well I hacked your computer & invited myself to this interview …”

Do you think he got the job?

I went for a job interview today when I entered the 1st question was “wait please” I answered “65kgs”. They were so happy they all laughed and told me to go back home they’ll call me soon.*

*I’m now ironing my clothes they myt call me early morning tomorrow, guys pray for me.*

A woman who finds beauty within herself
without comparing to other women
will always win in life.

Take any job and use that company’s
wifi to get a better job😎

i Commented “You Look So Cute🔥♥” On My Girl’s Pic
And She Replied “Thanks Bro” 😔😓 ..

What is Happening ? 😥😰 I’m Not Understanding

Meanwhile At The ATM 👇

– Me : Are You The Last Person On The Queue ?
– Her : i Have A Boyfriend

I am that kind of guy who put a song on repeat
until the artist begs for Water

Dad : “son i just want to let u know that u were adopted”
Ronnie : “hahaha you are kidding, really?”
Dad : “yes, pack your things they are coming to fetch u”

Bushiri: When you sleep you will close your eyes..👉 “👀”
~
His people: How did he know that??

I was so broke until my bundle of joy came back
with his teachers wallet

I got my wife a Pug dog for her birthday.
Despite the squashed nose,
bulging eyes, rolls of fat and being ugly..
The dog seems to love her.

Yo Dad , Listen Man I’m Not Ready To Be A Ndod’ .. Y’all Call The Uncles And Tell Them We Not Doing That Shit This Year , That Shit Can Pass Me i Ain’t About That Life” .. Skrr Skrr

Have a small wedding, invite 20 people.
Afterwards, apologize to everyone for not inviting them. They won’t die.