Real man dont beat a wife/girlfriend. If you are strong enough just hide her makeup staff💋💅🙎💄
My bro thats when you will see and know that ladies can fight back😂😂😂
Definitely world war 3!!!!!!
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A Bird🐦🐧Is Clever Than Humans,
It Builds Home Before Making Babies🤣🤣
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5 year old me : when I grow up i want to be a Doctor.
14 year old me : anything is fine by me as long as I’m working.
At the age of 26 : clap your hands everyone for Dj Chicken
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Her: “Can a pregnancy drink beer if nine months is not arrived?”
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Me: “Forget about the beer, this type of English can cause miscarriage!”
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My Room Mate Says she Lost R500.
What Makes Me Angry is that It Was R200 not R 500
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A guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone 📱 with the torchlight 🔦 of the same phone he was looking for. . .
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He got so worried 😒 about the phone and was almost in tears 😥 even his roommate,who was also high, decided to join him in the search 🔍. . .
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After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” . . And he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. . .
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After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his roommate and said . . “guy forget, that phone is lost, the person who got it has even blocked me am getting the number busy tone”.😕
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SAY NO TO DRUGS 🙌
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Know The Difference Between Enjoying Your Youth And
Destroying Your Future
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Nyaa came from school and dancing.
His father wondered what made so happy and decided to ask.
Dad : Son I have never seen you in this mood for a
while now…..any good news u want to share?
Nyaa : Dad next year you won’t be buying any textbook, notebooks and writing materials…..
Dad : That’s my son, why …. did you win a Scholarship?
Nyaa : No! Dad I’m repeating the same class
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Ever looked at some facebook friends and be like
When did i accept u 🤔?
Did u break in?
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South Africa have 10 months, February to November…
Don’t argue
December is a Lifestyle ..
January is a Trial🙆
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Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: “we have arrived”. The first man gave him money. The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver). The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didnt move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: “what was that for?”. The drunken man replied: “control your speed next time! you nearly killed us!!!”
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If you see a text ‘helo there dear’ from a lady. My brother dont bother to reply that text….its month end and its time for favours so just read, delete the message and go offline sametime……
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Thats how to protect your wallet!!!!!
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If you’re single, trust me WhatsApp is the most boring app for you.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but sell that iPhone and eat
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Some relationships are just lessons,
don’t take them serious..!
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When you accidentally say: “sweet dreams” to your diabetic😨 girlfriend..!
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