July Is Colder⛄
Than A Slay Queen’s Attitude Towards A Broke Guy.

Telling a lie

Telling a Lie is a
sin for a child,
fault for an adult,
an art for a lover,
a profession for a lawyer,
a requirement for a politician,
a management tool for a Boss,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
an excuse for a Subordinate
&
A matter of survival for a Married Man.
😂😜

Am done

The only time where you’ll see a person
who has a gold/silver tooth closing their
mouth, is during a thunderstorm

Quitting FB is like running away from home…
we all know u doing it for attention
and that u will be back

Doctor: “You have to take at least 10 glasses of water every day”
–
Kate: “That’s impossible”
–
Doctor: why?
–
Kate: I have only 4 Glasses at home

Then we have those girls that will rip off your shirt during foreplay coz they saw it on a movie and think it’s sexy & freaky.
•°•
Do that to me my sister you will ewallet me money💰 for a new shirt before you leave

A man’s ears are SELECTIVE:
.
Example:
When a woman says:
This house is a mess, Honey
You and I need to clean this,
Your stuff are all on the floor,
You will be without clothes If u don’t wash them NOW.
The man’s ears only understands:
bla, bla, bla, Honey
bla, bla, bla, You and I
bla, bla, bla, on the floor
bla, bla, bla, without clothes
bla, bla, bla, NOW

Ladies This Thing Of Glowing After A Break Up is Not Fair,
Actually it’s Not Allowed😑

Someone somewhere is having sex with your future wife
And you’re here Reading My Posts

My Roommate found R200 In His Old Trousers!
I Hope My Trousers See What Other Trousers Are Doing!