As long as you keep saying “When can i see you” Instead of
“Lets go out for lunch” we’ll forever say
“I’ll let u know when im free

In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor
In Brasil a 17yr old is a footballer
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner
In China a 17yr old is an engineer
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity
In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest
In Africa a 35yr old is a
whatsapp group admin😂😂
…how old are u?

Stop asking for lifts petrol is expensive.
Mofaya ( energy drinks) are R10 buy them and walk

Heartbreak 💔 is wen you see your boyfriend who promised to buy you an iphone8
Dancing at a Roadshow to win a Tshirt

I’ve just met a fat police woman how does it come honestly to qualify there
you have to gym hard is SAPS for KFC or government am just confused

Girls tell us how do you survive 5 days without going to the toilet
when you at your boy’s crib?

Nobody is busier than a lady who is not interested in you. She’ll be like “please call me back, I’m counting my stretch marks.

I don’t care how much I owe people .
On Payday, I go straight to KFC

I have NEVER heard Pastors preaching about
the Maps behind the Bible.
I think they are hiding directions to HEAVEN from us

No one runs faster than a girl with makeup
when it suddenly starts raining….
Even a cheetah cannot catch her

From today onwards we give fat people wrong direction
so they can get to exercise

I’m the only one who hate it while cooking and
someone open the door of a pot and listen to the salt

My mother wanted to start using facebook
i told her that we pay R500 per month