There is nothing that scares me like when
I am borrowing someone my phone
he/she goes to chrome and start typing Por…
I am just afraid of those suggestions that will come up…

A husband and wife noticed that their little boy’s penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast. When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says,’ Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father.

I may act cool and calm but
deep down I want Christmas clothes

The Government Should help us tell the owner of Simba, to reduce the Air dey Pump Inside The Sachet..
Or is air part of the ingredient???

Pretending to think hard🤔 when the teacher is looking👀at you!
Who else did this?

To all fools who dont believe in God because they have never seen him,
they do the same to their brains ,so their brains doesnt exist!

As soon as I wake up I grab my phone.
I don’t even check if am still alive..!

Ladies, please try as much as possible to look like your profile picture.
This is the 10th time I have wasted my petrol

My sisters just because God said let there be Light and Darkness when he created the earth, it doesn’t mean you must have a light face and a dark neck..

I Think My Loan Shark Wants To Play Baseball With Me
He’s At The Gate Holding A Baseball Bat.

A month ago i gave my number to this beautiful girl😊😋……she said “I will text You when i get home”
I think she is homeless😕 cause i’m still waiting

My girlfriend just said to me, “Did you know, butterflies
only live for two days?” I said, “Honey, I think that’s a myth.”
She said, “No, it’s definitely a butterfly.”
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As I boarded the plane I nervously said to the stewardess, “How often do aeroplanes crash?”She replied, “Generally, only once.”