Gents
If a girl refuses to reply your messages on Messanger,
just go to her timeline and post
“Thanks for the night”
And wait for her in your inbox, she’s coming

Real Men Disappear On Friday Say There Going To The Funeral And
Come Back On Monday Saying ”
I Was Buried By Mistake Babe”

If you’re bored like I am, here’s what to do: Place a cube of sugar where ants are prevalent in your house. Observe as one ant will spot it, the little snitch will then go and report to others. After it has left, remove it, so that when the other ants come they will think the other ant is a liar 😠and will never trust him again. *Ruin his life..

Slay Queen said:
If my body is the temple of God who am i
to limit the number of people who want to
enter?

I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs.
I hear that they have to pick up food from the floor
when they have dropped it.

Not giving your girlfriend money
is also part of women abuse!!!

Beauty has left the eyes of the beholder it is now in the hands of the make up artist..!

{A Married Man’s Prayer}
•°•~•°•
Dear God🙏, You Gave Me Childhood, You Took It Away😭 ,
~•~
You Gave Me Youth, You Took I t Away😭.
~•~
You Gave Me A Wife😒, It’s Been Years Now😳..!!
Just Reminding You..!

According To William Sexfear

Every Wife Is A Mistress For Her Husband.

Miss For One Hour

And
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.
.
.
Stress For The Remaining 23 Hours.

Some Girls Though , You Ask For Her Pic On Whatsapp …
Then Boom ! , She Sends The Whole Damn Gallery

The Relationship stress can damage your Health..
my Girlfriend told me it’s over while I was on my way to fetch my niece at pre-school then boom I came with a wrong child…

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and explain
why you chose difficult subjects. 😊

Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

-Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?

– How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?

– If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

– Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

– Why is it called ‘Rush Hour’ when traffic moves at its slowest then?

– How come Noses run and Feet smell?

– Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?

– What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

I can never find the answers, can you?

A Guy gets out of lift on 7th floor instead of 9th floor.

He says- I was so busy checking messages on my whatsapp…without realising, I went into the neighbour’s house and sat on their sofa.

The lady of the house was glued to the TV… watching a series…She gave me tea without looking at me.

When I started drinking Tea, I looked up and saw the lady’s husband entering the house….looking into his mobile.

He saw me and said, “sorry” and went out of the house !!!