If Facebook gets banned today
You will see some girls with their pictures
in their hands asking people,
“do you like my pics?”

2 guys were swiming when a pregnant
woman drowned. They rushed 2 save her,
pulled her 2 safety. The 1st guy started
giving her breath by lip locking (mouth to
mouth). The 2nd guy took off the woman’s
pants and put his mouth on her private
parts! 1st man: “R you mad? W.T.F are you
doing?” 2nd guy: “Yeyi, you save the
mother and i save the child”

– High School invigilators And Their English 😏👇

” You Are Left With 15 Minutes Remaining ”

Son: Daddy , I Fell In Love And Want To Date This Awesome Girl

Daddy : That’s Great Son , Who Is She ?

Son : it’s Lerato , The Neighbors Daughter.

Daddy: Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that , I have to tell you something son but you promise not to tell your mom, Lerato is actually your sister

The Boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later

Son:” Dad , I fell in love again and she’s is even hotter!”

Daddy: That’s great son , who is she ?

son : it’s Busi , The other neighbor’s daughter

Daddy: Ohh I wish I hadn’t said that , Busi Makhubo is also your sister . This Went on couple of times and son was so mad , He went straight to his Mother crying 😭

Son : Mum I am so mad at dad !!! I fell in love with Six Girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father !!

Mum(Huge him affectionately And Says): My Love ,You Can date Whoever you want . He isn’t your father…!!!

Thank God i Just Bought iPhone 8 Charger Today,
I Will Buy The Phone By Next Year

Send Your Lady Some Flowers To Work On Valentine’s Day
From A Secret Admirer,
If She Don’t Bring The Flowers Home…
She’s Cheating Fam🙆🚶

*I miss the married women in the Bible who used to give their maids to their husbands as side-chicks*.

The current ones don’t read their Bibles. Only jealousy and selfishness .

When they move from Europe to Africa =Voyages of discovery.
When we move from Africa to Europe =Illegal immigrants.
A group of Africans in Europe =Refugees.
A group of Europeans in Africa = Tourists .
A group of Africans in the bush = Poachers .
A Group of Europeans in bush = Hunters !
Black people working in a foreign country =Foreigners.
White people working in a foreign country=Expatriates!!

This world has failed Africa!

Ladies, please try as much as possible to look like your profile picture.
This is the 10th time I have wasted my petrol

My boss bought new phone📱, he gave me the old one. He bought a new car🚘 he gave me the old one. Now he married a new wife…….
i am patiently waiting for old
free and he is a nice boss…..one in a million

You see someone commenting on your babe everyday
only to find out that they are dating