Your boyfriend is out there telling his Side Chick that
he can’t break up with you coz you’ll kill yourself.

Two guys raped a princess, and when they were
caught
and sent to
the king, he ordered them to go and bring as many
fruits as
they can to bail themselves. The first guy went and
returned with 15 mangoes.The king ordered his
guards to
insert all the mangoes into his a**s so he would feel
the
same pain as the princess. The guards did as they
were
ordered and the guy screamed and shouted in
pain.After
sometime, he stopped screaming and shouting and
started
laughing. The guards then became surprised and
asked him
why he was laughing despite all the pains. The guy
pointed
to the road and said,
LOOK AT MY FRIEND (SIMON)
HE IS BRINGING 30 WATERMELONS

KwaMashu Guys asking for a kiss be like
“woza la ngshaye amakhehla

After completion of my B.Tech from a recognised college I Got a decent job in MNC as a Engineer.

Under tremendous pressure from family to get married, I went to meet a girl under the arranged marriage system of India. After meeting, the girl rejected me upfront because she didn’t like my Job. I was furious and told her ” Just wait and see after 5 years where this job is going to take me. You will be sorry”. Of course, I moved on and got married to another girl a year later.
After 5 years,
I saw the same beautiful lady at a traffic signal with her husband in a brand new Audi. And I was trying to kick start my Activa because the battery start was not working. She looks out of the car and briefly looks at me but without any hint of recognition due to helmet, and moves her eyes away!

At that moment, after driving a two wheeler for over 5 years, first time in my life I realized the value of a helmet.
😂😂😂

So always wear a helmet in your own safety!

Issued in the public interest by a sincere Engineer

Relationships last longer when there is forgiveness , honest , love , mpama , flying kick , ambulance and a police van frequenting the house .

Nyaa married a good looking lady,
and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules.

“I’ll be home when I want,
if I want,
what time I want,
and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table,
unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.
I’ll go hunting,
fishing,
boozing,
and card playing when I want with my old buddies,
and don’t you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules.
Any comments?”

His new bride said,
“No, that’s fine with me.
Just understand that there will be sex here
at seven o’clock every night,
whether you’re here or not.”

One word for the bride?

I survived nine months in my mother’s womb without bathing.
What is July to me Nxaaaa

I dont make enough money to go on vacation,
so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until
I dont know where I am.

Beauty has left the eyes of the beholder it is now in the hands of the make up artist..!