Women are like swimming pools never mind about who swam before you , who is swimming with you or who Continue Reading..

Mother: “Nyaa mtanami I have a confession to make. I should have told you long ago but I didn’t know Continue Reading..

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

To save water I drink VOdka. My study scheduled Study- 30 sec Rest -15 hours

Never let anyone do more for you than you can do for yourself. It’s a trap!

And then he gives his fb account and you open conversations and find that they start with “me too”

I wonder why there Is a fence at the zoo I mean who would steal a lion

>You are not black enough if your mother didn’t tell you to reduce your age in a taxi😂