On my wedding day when you hear your name, you’ll answer and move forward to get a plate of food, Continue Reading..

The girl who refused to show me her breast🙈🙊🙈🙊 in secondary school has sat next to me in a bus Continue Reading..

Me : so you the One dating ma Ex Gf . Him : Yeah man . Why ? . Me Continue Reading..

White: theres no food at home.. . . Black: who can i visit today i am bored??

You’ll go to your neighbour’s house and see the dog with no chain… And they be saying, “Don’t be afraid, Continue Reading..

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under Continue Reading..

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need to eat everytime you go to the kitchen

ATMs should have timers! When your time is up, it should swallow your card and spray tear gas at you… Continue Reading..