So with a criminal record you can “VOTE”✍🏿 for the government
But you can’t “WORK” for them

I don’t know maybe am a Witch but i just
feel happy when I meet a guy who broke
my Ex’s heart, I feel like I can buy beer for
him

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it’s a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is🍑. It’s a beaver, but I think grandma’s is dead because it’s tongue is hanging out

Last night, My Neighbour Came home drunk and banged on his own door for like 5 Mins . Problem is , He lives alone, So I went outside and told him
“He wasn’t there ” and he left !!!

Today I stopped a taxi and greet the passengers and driver,
then Walked away, they hurled me insults..
.Is it wrong to greet people

The Smarter a woman gets , the more difficult
it is for her to find the right man.
So my sister if you are single, you are probably smart or men just dont want you

An African woman married a Chinese man and had a child…

Two months later the child passed away😢

At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying: “I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!!..”😭

A family member pulled her aside and asked: “what did u know?”😨

She replied: “That Chinese Products don’t LAST LONG!!!”

People change completely when
they start using iPhone📱
It must be the Apple 🍏
It changed Eve too.😕

Guys I don’t like to argue😕

I dumped her because she said they say: “All rights in court”😐 and i told her they say: “All rice in court”…She disagreed with me😑…so i can’t continue with a fool

niggas will laugh at you just
cause you don’t know Joburg but they
don’t know who their father is

Som friends check up on u not because d care.
D just want 2be sure u’re not doing better than them