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If you are asked to choose between Bill Gates’ money and World’s Peace, THEN
What will be the color of your Lamborghini?

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …
Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!
Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?

Some sins cant be forgiven!!!! I mean how can you use church wi-fi to download porn….

The thunder☇☇☇☇ that is gonna strike you….is still doing its press ups

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

“Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,

very closely:

“Are – my – test – results – back?”

Praying during the last minutes before exams is not good at all for me.
I heard myself during the prayer saying
‘Good luck with your exams Lord.
mxm stressed

Am i The Only One Who Can Cancel Plans
Just To Stay Home And Do Nothing ?

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the air-planes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “$20 each for 3 minutes,” replied the pilot. “That’s too much,” said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you’ll have to pay $40.” The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, “I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.” “Maybe so,” said the farmer, “But I got to tell you, I almost screamed when my wife fell out!”

Double heart attack message from my wife to me today:
1st SMS: Let’s break up now, it’s all over.

2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you!

Mom : It seems like you are pregnant
?Daughter : This is our Life Orientation
school project . We were
experimenting how life begins
.
.
Mom :Then tell me , who is he ?
.
Daughter : I don’t know mummy , it
was a group project
.
.
.
Mom fainted

Guys if your girlfriend picks up a call and
leave the room to talk outside.
That’s him man that’s your Deputy.

Can you Solve This?😝
RiddlE
Which One Have Two Zero & Two four?
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