IF WE’RE ON THE PHONE & I SAY “LET ME CALL YU RITE BACK” THAT MEANS ENJOY THE REST OF YO DAY
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IF WE’RE ON THE PHONE & I SAY “LET ME CALL YU RITE BACK” THAT MEANS ENJOY THE REST OF YO DAY
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Period pains should also be rewarded with
disability grant….
Ladies can I get an Amen.
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Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes. This is not right. Marriage must be enjoyable and romantic.
1.Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news.
2. The husband only puts food in his wife’s mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.
3. If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty.
4. The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife’s neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.
5.The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.
6. If you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.
7.Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.
8.The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running.
9.The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat their child or got their daughter pregnant.
10. The only time they bath together is when both are late for work.
11. The only time a wife looks closely to her husband’s eyes is when he complains of dirt in his eyes.
Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being controlled by his wife. They will begin to spread bad rumours. Let us just change today for the better. Let us learn to love one another and enjoy the few days we have on earth together!
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A real girlfriend kneels down when
answering her boyfriend’s call
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Keep your secrets to yourself.
Your best friend has another best friend…
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” exclaims Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
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Tips For Loosing Weight..! Slowly Turn Your Head To The Left Then Again To Your Right.. Repeat This Exercise When i Offer You Food…Thank Me Later
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There is no Rest for a Black Person Because Even After
You Die You Work as Ancestor
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Ladies how do you respond to a text which says:
“Leave my Man alone”??
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If a woman asks: “How are you?”
Just reply “I’m fine.”
But if you have money, you can add: “And you?”
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Beat An African Black Child And When He Starts Crying , Console Him With Some Sweets And Ask Him Who slapped Him ? 😕😒 He Will Point Another Person 😩😭
That’s How Corruption Started in Africa
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Bay of Bengal is in which state..
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Liquid state
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Me at school-I will finish this at home
Me at home-I will finish this at school
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Oh Lord! When our crushes have updated their status We’re being forced to react with haha😂 even though it’s not necessary just to get their attention
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Imagine telling a girl you love them,
while you don’t even have her bank details
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You’re no longer broke,
you’re financially humiliated..!
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