If your girlfriend visits you and doesn’t take a selfie..
.bro you need to decorate your room

If you come to see me and they tell you am not around but you still arguing…
I come out myself and tell you am not around!

Having many girlfriends is the other way of
confusing your enemies,
from attacking the love of your life
but girls don’t understand this

I sold you a stove worth R7500 at R500 and you are complaining that the stove is shocking you…
.
So the price didn’t shock you?

If your Sibling Never pulled out a Knife on you Then you not siblings😩

Being Popular on Facebook is like
sitting at the coolest table in cafeteria
at a Mental hospital function

If your wife/gf is rude all you need to do is to promote her to be a first lady then find a second lady!!!!

Thats how we deal with rude wife or gf.

Well in my humble opinion, of course
without
offending anyone who thinks differently
from my
point of view, but also by looking at this
matter in a
different way and without fighting and by
trying to
make it clear, and by considering each and
every
ones opinion, I honestly believe that I have
completely forgotten what I wanted to say.

“African Education system has surprising outcomes.

The smartest students pass with 1st Class and get admissions to medical and engineering schools.

The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLB’s to manage the First Class students.

The 3rd Class students enter politics, and rule both 1st and 2nd Class students.

The Failures join the army and control politicians who, if they are not happy with, they kick or kill them.

Best of all…..
those who did not attend any school, become prophets, and everybody follows them.”

If your boyfriend is comfortable with you having a male bestie,
then he is not serious about you..!

How To Tell A Girl That She is Ugly ,
Without Making Her Feel insulted ? 😒👇

“Your Beauty is Different”

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”

Being Single is a Sin even the word itself begin with “Sin”

Hi guys….mara hav u notice gore ma 1970s, 1980s and 1990s looks younger than Ma 2000..is something dat i jst notice now😏

Our house was so dirty that we had to
wipe our feet when we went out