While smoking at work yesterday, a guy in a wheelchair asked: “Why you smoking when you don’t need to?”
I asked him: “Why you wearing shoes?”
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Mom : Alcohol won’t take u anywhere..
Me : Yeah alcohol has never been a taxi
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I will never allow my Grandma to stay in an old age home🙅♀️
She’s gonna stay with my sister.
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Stop giving Children Bible names, without Bible lessons.
Yesterday I was robbed by Abraham😕😕☹️
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My mother wanted to start using facebook
i told her that we pay R500 per month
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Some Men Are Idiots.
You Ran Away From Your One Child Only To
Become The Stepfather Of four..!
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When you start behaving like Eskom in your relationship,
don’t be mad when your partner finds a GENERATOR.
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I dreamed my ancestors singing (asiphelelanga)
I had to wake up quickly before they mention that who left
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One day a wife tested the husband n write a letter says “honey I m gone sorry for wasting your tym go on with your life “,she put the letter on a table n hide under the bed .The husband comeback from work he read that …after he pretend as if he’s calling sum1” hi sweetie that stupid woman she gone for gud now let’s meet up on the bus stop to celebrate “he drop n take pen to write again on that letter and go out ,she come out under the bed ,she take that letter 2 see what did the husband wrote n she was angry she read…” Hey u stupid woman cum out …what r u doing under the bed I saw ur legs,I m out 2 buy bread make faster n cook for m don’t play lyk a child “
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*If you can’t dance when you’re drunk at least speak English or promise people jobs don’t be useless and stop wasting alcohol
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The wife chewed out her husband at the company picnic awhile back.
“Doesn’t it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times?”
“Not a bit,” the husband replied. “I just tell them I’m filling up the plate for you!”
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2000 girls can Embarrass You sometimes..Today i took out my 2000 bae for a lunch
Waiter: Can I take your orders
Me: Oh yess…Black coffee ..plz..
Bbe: Eeh…Emtee plz… Nx
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Whatsapp Back 2 skul
Facebook Back 2 skul
Twitter back 2 skul
Radio Back 2 skul
TV Back 2 skul
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Im even Afraid to open a fridge
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And someone said 98% of Zulu girls date Zulu guys just to avoid speaking English.☝🤨
~•~
Is it true..??
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– Doctor, there is a patient on line 1 that say he’s invisible.
– Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.
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It’s Only In Africa Where Married Couples Only Hug
When There Is Good News In The Family…
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