Some of ya ladies we only Dating your
body’s don’t get Comfortable..!

That Hurtful Moment , When Someone Has Explained Something To You For 7 Times ,
But You Still Don’t Get it And You Hope That
They Forgive How Stupid You Are

Men’s reasoning vs Women reality:
Pregnant Wife calls her drinking husband
Her: where are you!?
Him: I’m at the club, drinking beer
Her: The Baby is coming..
Him : No, no, no,!! He won’t be allowed, he’s under 18

During a lesson, gombe yawns extremely wide(Ku ahlamula).
The teacher tries to make a joke, “gombe, don’t swallow me.”
gombe replies, “Don’t worry ma, I don’t eat goat meat.

That moment when electricity comes back
while you’re naked outside trying to lock🔐the gate..!

A lady on telephone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.
Man: Do you know me?
Lady: Yes, you are the FATHER of one of my
KIDS!
Man stunned,oh my God!!!!
Are you Fiona
No
Are you Julie?
No
Are you Cissy??
No
Are you Flavia?
No
Are you Alice?
No
Are you Prossy?
No
Are you Vannesa?
No
Are you Grace?
No
Are you Sarah?
No
Are you Lydia?
No
Are you Agnes?
No
Are you Oliver?
No
Are you Beth?
No
Are you Carol?
No
Are you Gloria?
Lady in confusion
No Sir, I am the class TEACHER of your son
but you just made my day..
Let’s pray for men.

A friend of mine told me his father bought an Android car,
I told him our swimming pool got burnt yesterday.
….he blocked me

whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell✋
Like I’m gonna love you so much,
I’m gonna get the government involved so you can’t leave

After you’ve been dumped,
that’s when you’ll start thinking
“aker I should have cheated”.

Single Guys Are The Happiest People On Earth 💯% And We Live Longer 🔥♥ .. Let’s Stay That Way Gents 🙏☺ , STAY THAT WAY!

Zuma Said:
Due To Water Crisis In Cape Town
No More Baby Shower😂😂😂 Is Allowed

I had a really bad day today, first my Ex got hit by a bus
then I was fired by the Bus Company