My phone was stolen in class and I told them to return it back
before I do something that I have done in johannesburg…
Classmates:What did u do at johannesburg?.??
Tebza:I bought a new phone!!!

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Don’t make the same Mistake twice
make it
6 or 7 times just to be Sure

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Psychiatrist: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to nearest Temple
Psychiatrist: Good, prayer and meditation are effective tools to reduce stress
Patient: No no no, I just mix-up all the shoes out there and watch people searching… Feels awesome.

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

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Tswana Girl Enter At The Sex Store…
Cashier : Hi,what Can I Do For You Miss.?
Girl :Hy I want A Dildo!!
Cashier :Okay Dear You Can Chose From Our Rage On The Wall…
Girl :I’ll Take The Red One Sir..
Cashier : Sorry Mam That’s A Fire Extinguisher!!!

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An airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free. After a great success, the airline sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave the same reply, “WHICH TRIP?”

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Urgently need a Mercedes Benz S class 2015 model..mileage not more than 15,000km.. ranging between R150 000 – R200 000. It shld have 17 inch rims..tinted windows..Any color with Sunroof. Please send the picture as soon as possible I wanna change my profile pic.

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People with dimples were fed on an empty feeding bottles🍼!!!!!

Case closed and good night in-advance with your dimples

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Handsome men are not funny but Those Ugly ones will make u laugh,
untill u laugh urself into a relationship

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Dear Sun ,

Please get married soon
So that your wife can control
your rage..!!

#Garmi:(

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I just heard this lady at Pep store saying:
” Even if i buy her a new skirt, she’s still going to fail”

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My uncle always pick a quarrel with me, he doesn’t know how clever i can be.😜😜😜
I changed my name on my Instagram to “Your village people” then I followed him.
His notification now reads. “Your village people is now following you on instagram”.
Since morning, he has been drinking anointing oil..

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A teacher was teaching opposite words and
pointed to Nyaaa to stand up and answer some questions
Teacher:what is the opposite of Good?
Nyaa :bad
Teacher:Come
nyaa:Go
Teacher:Ugly
Nyaa:sexy
Teacher:you’re wrong!
Nyaaa:you’re wright
Teacher:shut up!
nyaaa:keep talking
Teacher:Ok,now stop!
Nyaa:Ok now carry on
Teacher:Get out of my class
Nyaa:come in my class
Teacher:Oh my God!
Nyaa:Oh my devil!
Teacher:you have Failed!
Nyaa:i have passed!

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A couple had a fight one night
when they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:Good night mother of 3 kids.
Wife Replied:Good night Father of none

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Being known by her family is not enough for me…
I want my nudes in her Mother’s phone.

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