LIFE IS SO UNFAIR.
When someone dies, the relatives cry.
But when he rises from death, they run away.

GUY: Babe I really want you to be mine
.
Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry.
.
Guy: Goalposts have keeper but strikers
always score.
.
Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one
then.
.
Guy: Sergio Ramos is a defender but he has
scored in 2 champions league finals.
.
Girl: Whatever Dude! Besides my
boyfriend is tall and rich!.
.
Guy: Manuel Neuer is 6’4 but Messi still
chipped Him.
.
Girl: Lol! But you know that Messi is richer than
Manuel Neuer right?
.
Guy: Sure I know but Messi isn’t taller dan
him, so that is 1 – 1
and that was all Barcelona needed to oust
Chelsea and move on to win the champions league that year. So?
.
Girl: You never give up do you?
.
Guy: Ac milan were leading 3nil in first half against liverpool in 2005 cl final, yet Liverpool won the trophy.
.
Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of football will
really take you places.
.
Guy: Lol, surely will and the next destination
is your heart.
.
Girl: Don’t even try it I will just block you
.
Guy: In 2006 Petr Cech tried blocking
Stephen Hunt from scoring, Cech ended up hurting Himself.
.
Girl: Loool! you are a genius, call me I’ll be free
this weekend!!!.
Anything is possible with Football
😂😂😂

Best interview ever.
An arab man was on a job interview and the interviewer was a lady….
.
Madam: What is your full names sir.?
Mr: Saq Madik.
Madam: WTF!!!.suck what.?
Mr:Madik.
Madam fainted
😂😂😂

Our kids are in trouble 😳😳😳… Nigerian volunteer teachers coming

How Nigerians pronounce English words:

1. Diz hwan – This one
2. Ozzband – Husband
3. Gugu – Google
4. Broader – brother
5. Con son- concern
6. Save johnny – safe journey
7. Order shy knees – other Chinese
8. Lukatit – look at it
9. More door – mother

Lastly…….most hilarious!!!!

10. Salt of free car – South Africa!!!!

Welcome to Mzansi where a girl
borrows clothes from her friend to
visit a guy who borrowed a room from his friend.

2 Hours In A Relationship You Already Need R500 Urgently.
Is That A Registration Fee?✋

FINAL EXAM PAPER for *LAW STUDENTS:*

Q. A Woman was driving a *Maruti* car. She mistakenly hit a *BMW* car.

The lady came out from her BMW, insulting the other lady for not being careful, asking her to repair her BMW

The Maruti car Woman called *her husband*, he replied -“I am very busy & please try fix up the Matter by urself”

The BMW lady called her *Boyfriend* and said *Sweetheart someone just hit the Birthday Gift you gave me,* I am so angry, please come over..”

Few minutes later her *Boyfriend arrived.* He is the *Husband* to the lady with the *Maruti* car!!!!

Discuss the possible *legal consequences* for all 3 parties.. (20 Marks)

Until you are Married, you are Single
Stop deceiving yourself
Let’s clear this confusion and mentality:
1. We just got engaged (single)
2. I live with my boyfriend (still single)
3. We have been together for 5years (super single)
4. He had credit in my name (very very single)
5. I call his mother and she calls me also (connected single)
6. I stay at his place (foolishly single)
7. He post my pictures on social media and uses my pictures as his dp (first class Mumu single)
8. He comes to my house everyday (end of discussion single)
9. He has come to see my people before traveling abroad (living in bondage single)
10. All his family knows I’m his future wife (senselessly single)

Gently mans and ladies be wise!!!

My Doctor Told me that Im Left with 1 Month To Live .
I Killed him and the Judge gave me 25 years, problem solved

Ladies Please Date A Man With Money , Coz Almost All Man Are Unfaithful ..
So it is Much Better To Be Heartbroken in Dubai Sipping Guarana
Than To Be Heartbroken Sleeping On A Floor in Tembisa Next To A Public Toilet

Speaking on behalf of all girls!
Boys stop giving us your money
we’re not your kids😾
We only care about what’s in the trouser.

You have insufficient ass to wear leggins
please load Pampers