Next time you post a pic ,think about some
of us who are on a free mode and unable
to see pictures, please put a caption
explaining what’s happening on the pic
like ” Hello friends on free mode ” it’s me
on the pic, uhm standing next to the room
divider, wearing sunglasses, smiling with
my goldteeth shining, ooh n down there
uhm wearing my carvela” such caption will
make it easy for some of us to say “wow
,nice pic”
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Neighbor: Hey Mbuso, I’m at the hospital, please borrow me R1500
Mbuso : What if you die?
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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words “COMPLETE” and “FINISHED”. Some people say there is no difference between ”COMPLETE” and “FINISHED”, but there is. When you marry the right woman you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED! When your wife catches you with another woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED and when your wife likes shopping so much you are FINISHED COMPLETELY!
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My girl just texted me:
” babe, I’m coming by your place, and
when i get there i want u to make me wet”💦
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I got 5 Buckets full of water😷
She’ll know me when she gets here
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If your relationship status says, …
It`s complicated…
you should stop kidding yourself
and change it to …Single..
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Love is a long sweat dream &
marriage is an alarm clock..
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“Driver I will Pay For Everyone” Is Very Important When
You Enter A Taxi And Find Your Ex Sitting With The New Bae
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If your bae says do whatever makes you happy
just know that you already have a replacement
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,”he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.” At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand andwhispered, “Come on, Dick, let’s go.”
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Village girl:Can I have an ice cream
Cashier :Which flavor?
Village girl:Sugar flavor
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When a baby falls…
Whites: oh my baby are you ok?
Blacks : Dont look at him…he will cry.
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A mad man [Rich] in a psychiatric [Mental] hospital climbed in a tree and stayed there for half of the day😐
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He suddenly let go of the branch and fell forcefully on the ground😨 A doctor ran and asked him what happened?
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He replied: I’m ripe
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Being dating a tall girl is not a problem,
but when it becomes to kissing lyk
you a drinking water in the shower
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When asked the similarities between
Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃
Shakespeare replied,
They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning
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Your neighbors will always see the girl you brought home late at night…
But will never see the thief who came to rob you in the middle of the day
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You Are Not Black Enough if You
Never Used 1 Book For 5 Subjects
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