Dear ladies.
Please when you decide to cheat on your
man, do it with a guy that your man would
defeat in a fight.
You cant hurt your man twice.
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Vodacom shake everyday be like,
“You have won two chicken from your neighbor as X-mas gift. Please take your gift at night and make sure that no one is seeing you because it’s a suprise… enjoy”
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I’m that cousin that my aunties use as a
bad example to their kids
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Ex: Hi bae, I have missed u
Me: Sorry I can’t talk at the graveyard attending a memorial
Ex: OMG sorry, who died
Me: My feelings for u
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Dad : “son i just want to let u know that u were adopted”
Ronnie : “hahaha you are kidding, really?”
Dad : “yes, pack your things they are coming to fetch u”
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If You Listen👂Closely To A XHOSA Lady Laughing😂,
You’ll Hear “I just want your money”🤦 in-between her laughter..!
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W A R N I N G * Please share this important warning with all your friends if you truly care.
Drinking and driving is extremely dangerous. Last Sunday evening, a friend of mine, while drinking and
driving, put his arm out of the window to indicate that he was turning right and someone grabbed his beer and ran away!
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She made me choose between
Alcohol and her Sometimes I miss her yaz
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Even If U Put The Volume Level On 1🔊
Nigerian Movies Will Always Be Nigerian Movies
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The person who lost a black Huawei P20 in Carlton Centre yesterday,
please bring its charger and headphones.
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Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t
have one, it’s probably you
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Taking pictures in people’s cars and houses will confuse your ancestors,
they will think you are living a good life yet you are struggling.
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*I intentionally put my grandma’s phone on silent mode then I told her the ring tone is finished…
She gave me money today to buy another ringtone…*
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I have a date tonight with my bed
totally gonna sleep together
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My biggest fear is pronouncing the word
“HUAWEI” in public !!
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*I have two toothbrushes in my house, one for me and one for all my girlfriends. Each of them thinks its her personal toothbrush*
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