A question was asked why men do not share their problems and
frustrations with their wives.One person answered, “
You cannot discuss your malaria with a mosquito

If she cheat on u this December! Just give her fake money,
Mr price security will deal with her!
you will thank you later

If we date, I’m pushing you to become a better you. I’m on your neck about your money, education, your future, your goals. You are not about to get distracted by being in a relationship with me. My goal is to elevate your mind and prosper with you.

Guys It’s month end.
What time do we get mad at our girlfriends for no reason?

Thy say Marriage is not an Achievement,
But behind closed doors they’re praying and fasting for it.. “Some Girls!” We know you! 😕

Depression is for students from Uj, Wits, Up and UCT.
The rest of you loves attention.

I’ve called the police using my Hurricane cellphone then boom!! There’s an ambulance in front of my gate. I wonder who seek medical attention

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You’ll go to your neighbour’s house and see the dog
with no chain…
And they be saying, “Don’t be afraid, it won’t bite” 😲
“Say what!! Are you the dog?
Is the dog you?
No wait, have you been a dog before?” 🤫

I just smoked weed now but nothing happens I just wasted money 😭😭 anyway happy mothers day 🏃🏃 I love you dad

Facebook got 50year old women saying they are single because they haven’t met the right guy. You gonna meet him soon, his name is Jesus

Am I the only one who randomly slaps a 10kg of Rice in the store for no reason?

When you want to leave the library but you can’t,
because the people you found there are still there..!!