Tall girls only date short guys just to
use their T-shirt as crop tops

We the National Association of Husbands
And Boyfriends’ (NAHAB), wish to announce
our annual 3 days strike which will commence
on 13 FEB and end on 16 FEB.
Please note; our cellphones will not
be working during the strike & our
relationship commitments will commence
on the 17 FEB, we apologise for any
inconvenience to our wives & girlfrends
who were hoping to be with us on valentines day.

So, wats yo response? Is it:
(a) Viva NAHAB viva!!!! or
(b)

Joke Of The Year 😂🤣

Husband And His Wife Went For Divorce At Court .

Judge: You Have Three Kids …. How Will You Divide Them ??

They Had Long Discussion With His Wife And Said” Ok…Sir We Will Come next Year with One More ”

Joke Doesn’t End Here …. 9 Months later ….. They Got Twins

Him:Why don’t you want to be on top
Her:am afraid of heights

Bank queues are so long, you will shela a Girl,
go on a date, fall in love, fight, make up and fight again and break up
before you get to the ATM😂😂😂

IF you call him and he is eating don’t disturb him girl just hangup.
Don’t make him choose between you and food

I slept at this woman’s place🏡, then at night her husband came, i dont knw 🙅how it ended but now am in a room sleeping 🏨and I am seeing people dressed in white holding things like medicine💉💊.
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I dont knw whats wrong

Do people who still don’t know the difference between ‘exist” and “exit” still exit?

A lady on telephone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.
Man: Do you know me?
Lady: Yes, you are the FATHER of one of my
KIDS!
Man stunned,oh my God!!!!
Are you Fiona
No
Are you Julie?
No
Are you Cissy??
No
Are you Flavia?
No
Are you Alice?
No
Are you Prossy?
No
Are you Vannesa?
No
Are you Grace?
No
Are you Sarah?
No
Are you Lydia?
No
Are you Agnes?
No
Are you Oliver?
No
Are you Beth?
No
Are you Carol?
No
Are you Gloria?
Lady in confusion
No Sir, I am the class TEACHER of your son
but you just made my day..
Let’s pray for men.