Unfriending you on Facebook doesn’t mean we are fighting.
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The content you post doesn’t add any value for my purpose for being on Facebook.🤷
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Imagine spending so much on data to see you saying “best kissers have a surname that starts with letter K” everyday.💔
Like Really?

Women are so difficult to accomodate.
At 18, they want handsome men.
At 25, they want matured men.
At 30, they want successful men.
At 40, they want established men.
At 50 ,they want faithful men.

Men are very simple.
At 18, they want pretty young girls.
At 25, they want pretty young girls.
At 30, they want pretty young girls.
At 40, they want pretty young girls.
At 50, they want pretty young girls.

*Even at 60,* they still want pretty young girls!!

That moment when u buy your girlfriend a hair dryer😍..
and all of the sudden you see her
cooling down the porridge with it😒

2084 is my year 🙌🏽 I can feel it

I know yesterday I was drunk but
why today I woke up with so many CVs from people &
I don’t even work. I don’t know what promises I made.

Don’t borrow money and start acting like a
drunkard when it’s time to pay it back

When a superman flies, he’s a superman
but when my granny flies she’s a witch
let’s be fair guys

Women DM first all the time,
you just haven’t experienced it because you’re ugly

A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks: “Do you eat like this at your mom’s place?” The girl replies, “No, my mother doesn’t plan to sleep with me after the meal.

I Love Stopping The Microwave At 00:01
It Makes Me Feel Like Ke Stopile Bomb And Saved The World

Dear black people. . . .
.
It’s Police-Station
Not Poly-Station
. . .Say it with me. . .”P-o-l-i-c-e S-t-a-t-i-o-n”

Winnie died at the age of 81 Mandela would be 100 years of age this year.
My point is when Winnie was 21 ,Nelson was 40
Ama blessers Didn’t start yesterday

Winnie dies at the age of 81 and Dali Mpofu is 56.
My point is when Winnie was 21 ,Dali was 5 yrs old
Ama Ben10 didn’t start yesterday

I was in a job interview today (for a ‘Sales Post’) when the interviewing manager gave me his laptop and said “I want you to try and sell this to me”.So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said “Bring it back here, right now”.I said “$200, and it’s yours”.