A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
Said the counsellor: “Why complain. You are still getting the same service.
*In the corporate world they call it…..*
*Job Rotation*!”

This Guy posted: you are 24 and yet you don’t have a degree. What’s your plan?
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I commented: TO start a company, hire you with your Degree and delay your payment
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Blocked

You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming

Santa Wrote Bill Gates About PC & Windows Problems.

1 My Child Learned MS Word Now He Wants MS Sentence.

2 There Is Only Re-Cycle But No Re-Scooter, I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter.

3 I See MS Office But I Need MS Home, As I Use PC At Home.

4 Finally, I am Confused That Your Name Is Gates But You Are Selling Windows, Why?

I stopped watching Nigerian movies when
i saw a ghost looking left and right to see
if it’s safe to cross the road

{Dear Ladies}
A man that truly loves❤ you would stand
by your side even when you get pregnant for another man. That man is your dad.

Just imagine all the cosmetics companies decided to shutdown,
many girls will remain single I’m sure of that

My son is turning 2 years today but due to budget
we are not telling him

It’s too early to stress about love .Just
stress about your qualifications

Dear GIRLS…! When a guy adds u on facebook, it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband…That’s y its called a frnd request… not a proposal !!!…And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status…he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u …When a guy likes ur picture, that…means he likes ur picture not you so stop getting over excited

Dear Ladies . Call your man and say ,
You thought i won’t find out then hang up your phone
don’t answer his calls. You will hear the confession

“I slept with one guy before I met you”
that joke must end
ladies.

Keep disrespecting your girlfriend like that,
one of these days she will remove her wig,
wash her make up
remove her nails
and talk to you man to man

When politics rules the cue:
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The story that Orlando Pirates beat Kaizer Chiefs 3-1 is not true and is pure propaganda by white owned media. It is intended to make people believe that teams coached by whites perfom better. We are tired of this monopoly capital and propaganda machinery that shows signs of white supremacy. We aren’t going to be dragged by white power to believe all the fallacies. The game never happened, just like we have been brainwashed and to believe that white is mightier. As blacks we are not going to be dragged into that white belief and white rule. The divide and rule by whites. The game never happened, we urge the black people to unite and stop insulting and teasing each other by promoting white stans.

For those who in one man one woman. See the ratio of men to women
from UN.

We have 7.8 Billion people on this planet earth.

Women = 5.6 Billion
Men = 2.2 Billion

So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:

> One billion are married already.

>130,000 are in the prison.

>70,000 are mentally ill.

That means that we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the
1 billion:

>50% are jobless
>3% are gay
>5% are Catholic Priests
>10% are your relatives
>35% are above 66years

So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to rethink before treating any man like trash.

Source: U.N