Women Who Can’t Cook Can Be So Dramatic,
You’ll Find Her Wearing An Apron Just To Boil water.“`
😂😂😂😂

Love you all👍

I really hate it when 2000 kids uses makeup instead of their baby powder

Boy Friend: “Babe, What Are You Doing?”

Girl Friend: “Nothing, Tired Just Going To Sleep Now Honey, What About You Sweetheart?“

Boy Friend: “In The Club, Standing Behind You Honey.“

Anonymous to Dr Phil; “I am 75, have 5 wifes and also have a blessee, and cant stop sleeping with my friends’s wifes and daughters. Should I marry them also ?”
Dr Phil : “Voetsek Zuma, I know its you !”

And then he gives his fb account and you open conversations and find that they start with “me too”

I will go live later guys… Girls make sure you put your make up and those weave coz i am not ready for a man to man show…
Majita you not allowed to join…

i Hate When People Ask Me To Watch Their Stuff 😏 …
What if Someone Comes ?
And Actually Tries To Steal Them ? ,
Do i Have To Fight Them ? I’m Not Ready ✋

I am not a prophet but i can tell that your
bae is going to cheat on you
this coming weekend!!!!!!!
They dont even fear God……

Wait for it💔💔💔

Good morning …..unfortunately my neighbour
changed his wifi password.
Anyone to share me data

Not being born into a rich family was my first financial mistake.
Its been downhill since.

I Want a Girl Who Will understand that I Won’t Even spend a cent on her..! 👌

Difference Between Frnd & Wife.
U Can Tell Ur Frnd- You Are My Best Frnd.
But Do U Hav Courage Tell 2 Ur Wife- U R My Best Wife?

Being kissed while you’re asleep is one of the purist forms of love
Unless you’re in prison!!!

Never ever allow your boyfriend to put a girl as his Whatsapp, Facebook, Imo, Instagram profile pic and write RIP. It might also mean ‘Relationship In Progress.’ Dont trust these guys….
they have got their own special and cleaver tricks.